Xu Lang laughed and said, "Hehe, Sister Jiaojiao, if you take the initiative to cooperate with me, wouldn't I just stop doing it?"

Zhang Yujiao glared at Xu Lang and said angrily: "It seems you are really drunk. Is this the amount of alcohol you have? You didn't do this before."

Zhang Yujiao said subconsciously, as if she had forgotten that she had let go. The "before" she mentioned was the time when she was with Long Xiao at the Death Owl Base.

When Long Xiao heard Zhang Yujiao's words, he couldn't help but be shocked, feeling a little suspicious, and asked hurriedly: "How do you know that I used to be full of alcohol?"

The smart Zhang Yujiao realized that she had missed her mouth, but her intelligence and wit were enough to deal with the panic at this time, and hurriedly said, "You are stupid, you are. When you first came to the company, I had drunk wine with you several times."

Xu Lang thought to himself that he had indeed drunk wine with Zhang Yujiao, so he didn't think much about it. Moreover, at this time, under the influence of alcohol, he was indeed a little confused and his judgment was significantly reduced.

At this time, it was already past midnight, and the poison in Xu Lang's body was still very strong, making him in pain. There was another beauty in front of him, and he was really a little unbearable. However, after all, he was his good friend. If he even got involved in the last confidante, wouldn't he be a bit worse than a beast?

Xu Lang, who rationally occupied the high ground again, then slowly turned around, waved his hand and said, "Sister Jiaojiao, thank you for your kind hospitality. I'll go back first."

Naturally, Zhang Yujiao will not continue to try to keep him. He should not continue to leave Long Xiao because of his feelings or reason, and he is worried that he will reveal his flaws.

As Xu Lang said, he jumped up and planned to fly out of the open window. He had just come in through the window.

However, I don’t know whether it was because of the effect of the poison or the effect of alcohol, Xu Lang flew up but failed to find the right direction. His head slammed and hit the door frame, and his body fell to the ground.

"Oh...it hurts so much..." Xu Lang moaned. He was not prepared for any reason, it would be strange if he didn't hurt.

Zhang Yujiao snickered and hurriedly ran forward, helping Long Xiao up, "What are you doing? Can you still fly over the eaves and walk around the walls? You can learn light skills on TV like a little. Really, I broke my glass. Are you accompanying me? I am a rented house."

Xu Lang staggered, and inadvertently his body leaned against Zhang Yujiao's body. With the effects of alcohol and poison, he was a little confused.

Xu Lang is a master of "smelling fragrance to recognize women". After so many women, he has summarized an experience. The body fragrance between each woman has subtle differences, but it has a common function, that is, deeply stimulate the secretion of male hormones and make men more desire for women's bodies.

Although there are subtle differences in body fragrance between different women, it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish them, Xu Lang can remember different women according to body fragrance. That is to say, without touching them with his hands or looking at them, he can already distinguish all the girls around him by relying solely on smell.

"Smelling fragrance to recognize women" is a profound skill, and Xu Lang has already mastered it to the point of perfection.

Although Zhang Yujiao is not Xu Lang's woman, this guy has often taken advantage of others. I remember when I first joined the company, Sister Jiaojiao was the receptionist at the front desk and could see her several times a day, so she was inevitably taken advantage of by him.

Now, Xu Lang already knew. Looking at Zhang Yujiao's flat chest, he couldn't help but curl his lips and said, "Sister Jiaojiao, I, I'll tell you a joke."

"Ah? Joke?" Zhang Yujiao couldn't help but be stunned. I wonder why Xu Lang suddenly said this. Where is this? Why do you want to tell jokes? Does drunk people have no sense of logic?

Just talk, Zhang Yujiao then said, "Okay, you talk."

Then, Xu Lang glanced at Zhang Yujiao's chest with a lewd look and said with a smile: "It's said that there are two beauties participating in an interview with a company together. It's already the last round. Before leaving, one of the girls went out and saw a piece of waste paper on the ground in the room. She bent down and picked it up.

Hehe, guess which girl was finally admitted?”

Zhang Yujiao felt bored and said impatiently: "I thought the joke you told was so funny. Why is it so boring? It's too pediatric. Isn't this invisible quality assessment very popular now? The interview examiner either deliberately throws a note or deliberately knocks down a broom to see which interviewer will pick it up politely and then admits who will be admitted.

So, is it still useful? It must be the girl who took the initiative to pick up the notes and was admitted."

"wrong!"

However, Xu Lang denied it in one go.

Zhang Yujiao asked hurriedly: "Hmm? Why?"

Xu Lang glanced at someone's chest a few more times, then said: "Because just as the girl bent down and possessed her, the boss happened to pass by the door and saw that the girl's breasts were too small. As a result, he decisively accepted another one.

Haha, it's funny, right?"

When Zhang Yu heard this, her face turned red with a thick neck. She finally realized that Xu Lang had used her to swipe her. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed and angry, "Okay, you dare to swipe me."

Zhang Yu was shy and angry, punching and kicking Xu Lang, and Xu Lang hurriedly fled, and the two of them chased each other in the room.

While running, Xu Lang staggered and was stunned for a long time. Zhang Yujiao was about to break free in panic, but Xu Lang opened his mouth and kissed him suddenly, pressing his thick and wet lips over Zhang Yujiao's red crisp lips.

"Oh...wu...oh..." Zhang Yujiao couldn't help but be shocked.

First kiss...First kiss...This is my first kiss...

Zhang Yujiao said in a panic in her heart.

Now, is it the first kiss?

Zhang Yujiao thought in panic. As she thought about it, she slowly closed her eyes, tense her body and began to relax, no longer struggle, no longer resist, and even began to take the initiative to cater to Long Xiao's kiss, slowly opening her mouth.

Oh my god, is this kissing?

It turns out that kissing is such a wonderful thing.

Zhang Yujiao thought in her heart that the "wonderfulness" is indeed "unspeakable". She is both ashamed and ashamed and wants to do so, and can't stop.

Xu Lang kissed for a while, but suddenly let go.

Zhang Yujiao naturally saw such a clear change, and couldn't help but feel even more ashamed and angry. She suddenly pushed Xu Lang away, "You, what do you mean? Do you dislike me?"

Xu Lang hurriedly said, "Of course not!"

In order to prove that it was not, Xu Lang immediately lowered his head and kissed him.

However, Zhang Yujiao was very angry and sad. She suddenly pushed Xu Lang away with force, "Don't touch me!"

Only then did Xu Lang realize that he shouldn't have joked about the girl's breasts. In order to make up for his mistakes, the most powerful way to apologize at this time was to take strong actions.

Immediately, Xu Lang hugged Zhang Yujiao domineeringly again and suddenly pressed under him.

Zhang Yujiao was frightened, struggled in panic, and shouted, "Ah, Xu Lang, you bastard, what are you doing? Ah, wuwu...oh..."
Chapter completed!