Chapter 1682 [Reporting good news] (1
"Transfer good news again" (1 more please ask for flowers)
Xu Lang quickly took off the clothes on himself and his little wife, put a pool of warm water, and hugged his wife's warm body and jumped into the water.
"Wife, today is the wedding night, so you should take the initiative too." Xu Lang said shamelessly.
Xiao Yuruo closed her eyes tightly and said shamelessly: "I, I don't know..."
Xu Lang hurriedly said, "I will teach you."
Xiao Yuruo lowered her head, shaking her head like a rattle, "No, no..."
However, Xu Lang, with his good example, taught Xiao Yuruo step by step how to take the initiative, from technique to oral method, to pronunciation, and to the coordination of the entire limb.
However, the girl was covered in red and hot all over, and she was so embarrassed that she kept lowering her head to resist, but she didn't cooperate well at all, which made Xu Lang finally give up.
Meimei enjoyed a bath with this girl. Xu Lang hugged the girl and whispered in her ear: "Wife, today, I just hugged you to sleep purely and did nothing."
When Xiao Yuruo heard this, he was like being pardoned and nodded gratefully.
However, Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger again: "Xu Lang, listen to me. Although I promised to start living with you, I must make three rules with you!"
Seeing his wife's angry look, Xu Lang was stunned and hurriedly said, "Ah, wife, okay, why do you have to make three rules?"
Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger: "What's good, you, are you doing well? You made me unable to sleep at all, I'm so annoyed!"
Xu Lang was amused and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, then okay, wife, what are the three chapters?"
In fact, before Xu Lang entered her room, Xiao Yuruo had already planned the content of "Three Rules" in his mind, which was specifically for some behavioral constraints on Xu Lang's behavior. She said almost without thinking: "First, about 101, you must pay attention to the rules. When I voluntarily, there is nothing wrong with it, and we are not animals."
Xu Lang hurriedly defended: "Humans are animals, high-end mammals, and the only mammals whose breasts remain large after the breastfeeding period."
Xiao Yuruo was embarrassed and angry again. Although he knew that what Xu Lang was talking about was real scientific knowledge, why did this sound so girl? She hurriedly said: "Stop talking, don't say it so naughty. I mean, we are not cats or dogs, how can we mate at will?"
Xu Lang said seriously: "Wife, you are wrong again. From a scientific point of view, those animals are far more materigic than humans. You don't see them on the streets, and you can see two puppies chasing and playing. Find a corner or tree root and start doing that.
Also, especially rabbits, it is said that they are born in the estrus period and are full of those things."
Xiao Yuruo was so angry that he was almost crazy and said angrily: "Ah, that's enough! No matter others or other animals, I just care about you and me. Since you are husband and wife with me, you must do what I asked. Do you agree to the first thing I just said?"
Xu Lang was helpless and had to nodded and agreed.
Xiao Yuruo immediately said, "Also, the second thing is that you can sleep in a bed, even if you sleep in a bed, but at least you can let me wear a piece of clothing? If you can stay quiet and still, maybe I can still consider it."
Ga!
Xu Lang really couldn't do it. He couldn't help but grab the scalp and was about to speak, "Wife, it's said..."
Before he could say anything, he heard Xiao Yuruo, the girl, say first: "Stop, stop, stop, don't tell me those fallacies. You have no reason to refuse, you have to agree! If you don't agree, you can go back to your own room now, and then you will never touch my body in your life."
Ga!
Xu Lang had no other way out, so he had to nod reluctantly.
Xiao Yuruo was proud and hurriedly said, "Also, the third thing, since it's a couple, it's best to go home to sleep every night. Even if you really can't come back, you must tell me, if possible, it's best to tell me which girl you spend the night with.
You have no objection, do you?"
Xiao Yuruo seemed to think that this requirement was a bit too much, and he was not as righteous as before, so he asked in a tentative tone.
Xu Lang scratched his head again and asked weakly: "Can I say I have any objections?"
Unexpectedly, my wife said, "If you have any opinions, you must keep them!"
Oh my god, Xu Lang was completely helpless.
Xiao Yuruo immediately said: "The fourth one..."
"Hmm? There is another fourth item, didn't you talk about three chapters?" Xu Lang said in amazement.
Xiao Yuruo glared at Xu Lang and said angrily: "Who told you that three chapters are three? Listen, the fourth one is that we have lived together and started a real couple life. However, in front of Qiqi, there are some things that need to be avoided. Qiqi is already a nine-year-old girl and understands everything. You are not allowed to do anything too much in front of Qiqi in the future."
Xu Lang nodded and agreed deeply, "Well, this one is pretty good, I agree."
Xu Lang said, then lifted the quilt.
Xiao Yuruo screamed and immediately pulled the quilt and covered herself, "Ah, you are shameless! I will add the fifth one, and I will not be exposed to me in the future! Serious protest!"
Xu Lang laughed and said, "The protest is invalid."
Xu Lang said, then hugged his wife, the girl, naked again.
"Ah, Xu Lang, how can you do this? You started breach of the contract after the three rules that I just finished. How can I trust you in the future?" Xiao Yuruo said screaming.
Xu Lang laughed and said, "Wife, are you a little human? Today is a wedding night. You don't have to follow any rules today."
In the end, Xiao Yuruo compromised and hugged Xu Lang obediently, and slept beautifully until dawn.
The next morning, as soon as the door was opened, Gao Ruyu and Qiqi were standing at the door. Gao Ruyu smiled "watching the fun and making fun of it", while Qiqi smiled happily, which made Xiao Yuruo feel embarrassed and blushed.
When she came downstairs for breakfast, Aunt Chen Yulan and Chuchu also came. Everyone in the living room looked solemn. Xiao Yuruo then realized that her grandfather was recovering and was going back to work. She had tears in her eyes and told her to take care of her health and pay attention to safety.
Xu Lang also symbolically bid farewell to the old man Xiao Yuanshan.
Chen Yulan knew that Xiao Yuanshan was leaving, so she came here to see her off in advance. Her eyes had not been removed from Xiao Yuanshan. For her, the benefactor was about to leave before she could repay her life-saving grace. She was really worried that she was still working hard outside.
However, Xiao Linggong is a member of the country and is not her own "benefactor", so she naturally cannot help keeping her.
Xiao Yuanshan's eyes were also constantly circling on Chen Yulan. However, parting was inevitable. He still had many major issues to deal with, and he could not delay for a moment. He looked back at everyone and turned around and left.
Xu Lang knew that as soon as Xiao Yuanshan left, his life could finally be more peaceful. As for the crisis between the Yanhuang Hunter and the Hongmen, with his intervention, Xiao Yuanshan could settle the rest of the matter alone. The old guy's goal was achieved, so naturally he did not have time to share the joy of the heavenly robbery here.
Everyone was having dinner together, except Xu Lang, and they were not in a good mood.
In the afternoon, Aunt Chen Yulan said that she would take her daughter Chuchu back to her hometown Su City. Such a sudden decision surprised Xu Lang and Chuchu.
Xu Lang hurriedly made the Lantern Festival the day after tomorrow, so why not leave after the festival.
Chen Yulan was not the kind of unreasonable person, so she agreed to stay.
After the Lantern Festival, Xu Lang and Xiao Yuruo discussed taking back the old man Huang Zhong who was far away in Xianggang. This was a long-standing thing.
Xu Lang was naturally very happy to see Grandpa Huang Zhong who had been missing for a long time. Huang Ruonan and Huang Yanan were also very happy, especially Huang Ruonan, who had already started preparing for Grandpa's arrival.
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, magpies on the branches are early to celebrate the spring, and good things are coming.
Chapter completed!