Chapter 148 [The joke is big] (4
Li Wenling's black and beautiful hair had already spread out, and she was neatly matched with her fair jade stems. The pure white dress further highlighted her purity and beauty. Her pretty face was shy and rosy, which made her sweet and cute. Her long eyelashes and big eyes were not as elegant and luxurious as a Western royal princess, but she was more beautiful and sweet as an oriental girl.
Seeing Xu Lang and everyone staring at her blankly, Li Wenling thought that somewhere was exposed. She hurriedly checked and asked with a blushing face, "Brother Xu Lang, is there something wrong?"
Xu Lang couldn't help but walk to Li Wenling, bent down and saluted like a Western gentleman, stretched out a hand and said, "youaresobeautiful, my princess." (You are so beautiful, my princess.)
Li Wenling, who studies international finance, naturally understands this English and also knows the etiquette of Westerners. She naturally stretches out her little hand, puts it on Xu Lang's hand in a proper way, pulls her skirt, and returns: "acceptyourpraise, my prince." (Accept your praise, my prince.)
The salesperson and past customers were also stunned by this fairy tale scene. Many people couldn't help but stop and watch. The salesperson lady said in shock: "What a god, this is the most beautiful lady I have ever seen."
However, soon, the eyes of these women fell on Xu Lang, fantasizing how great it would be if they had such a young and rich lover. However, everyone was puzzled by the fact that this generous gentleman had blood scabs on the back of his head? However, they didn't think much about it, after all, it was just a little drizzle.
It can be seen that Li Wenling also likes this dress, but when the price on the label was as high as 1,888 yuan, she insisted not to buy it.
"Lingling, be obedient, you must listen to me today. Not only do you have to buy this set, but you must also buy the other two sets. Hurry up and try it. If it is appropriate, you will buy them all." Xu Lang said domineeringly.
Li Wenling had to walk back to the fitting room, but after looking at the labels of two out of two clothes, the price was even more terrifying, so she was cautious and just said it was not suitable.
So the little girl stayed in the fitting room for a while, then walked out of the fitting room, and said with a smirk: "Brother Xu Lang, these two sets are not suitable, either big or small, and I don't like the color and style."
"Ah? No, right? Why do I think these two sets are more suitable for you, ladies?" the salesperson said in surprise.
Of course Xu Lang understood the little girl’s thoughts. He smiled and said to the salesperson lady: “Don’t listen to her. I’ll have all three sets. How much does it cost in total?”
"Ah? Brother Xu Lang, why are you like this?" Li Wenling pouted and pretended to be angry, but she was very happy. Although she was a little uneasy to spend Brother Xu Lang's money, this also showed Xu Lang's love for her, making love for her. Just make love for her. As long as she can get the love for Brother Xu Lang, it is enough.
The salesperson put together a few moments and said with a smile: "Sir, it's 7,166 yuan in total, this number is very auspicious." The salesperson girl said cutely.
When Li Wenling heard such a number, she sighed again. This was her two years of college tuition. Brother Xu Lang is said to be just an ordinary employee. How could he be so useless? He was about to refuse, but Xu Lang stopped him again.
"Okay, I'll ask for everything, cash and card cards, right?" Xu Lang said naturally, and then he put his hand into his pocket. However, after taking it for a long time, he seemed to have only taken out two hundred-dollar bills. Only then did he remember that the outfit was prepared by his wife Xiao Yuruo yesterday, and the two hundred-dollar bills were still moved from his original pants, but he did not bring his own bank card.
In an instant, Xu Lang's face began to turn green. After a series of preparations before, he obviously looked like a rich man, but in fact he was only 200 yuan, and he couldn't afford a sleeve.
The salesperson looked at Xu Lang with joy and expectation, as if she had seen a lot of money. The salespersons all had commissions and sold the most expensive clothes in their store at one time. This was her personal performance for a week!
Pay it, pay it quickly, is it to swipe the card or cash! The salesperson said silently in his heart.
However, after waiting for a long time, Xu Lang didn't take out anything.
Xu Lang thought to himself that this time it was indeed embarrassing. It would be fine to make a fool of himself in front of these salesmen. Anyway, I probably wouldn't meet again in the future. But I was a little embarrassed in front of Li Wenling. I said a lot of words to coax, but I didn't have that much money at all. What would Li Wenling think of him? Although he knew that Li Wenling would not blame him for this, this joke was too big, right?
"That... where is the bathroom here?" Xu Lang asked suddenly.
"Ah, here, just follow this corridor and turn left at the end." The salesperson replied with a smile, but his heart began to murmur. This guy was probably pretending to be b? Thinking of the blood on the back of his head, the salesperson couldn't help but think of a possibility. Could this guy be a robber?
Li Wenling didn't see anything and nodded at Xu Lang, and Xu Lang quickly walked away.
Walking away is just a temporary measure. There is no jam or no acquaintance. In this case, how can you get the money? You can't steal it and rob it.
Rub, I didn't expect that Xu Lang, my god of death, would have survived to such an extent? Xu Lang thought sadly in his heart that he just took the opportunity to walk away so that he could delay time and come up with a solution that had the best of both worlds, but there was a way!
However, there was no way out at the end of the road, and there was another village in the dark. At this moment, the elevator door in front of Xu Lang opened, and a familiar and graceful figure suddenly came out. Xu Lang seemed to have seen a life-saving straw, and couldn't help but feel a surprise. However, Xu Lang felt nervous again. Borrowing money to her is like holding firewood to put out a fire!
Because this familiar Qianying is nothing else, she is her wife Xiao Yuruo!
Rub, I'm going to take it out, it's much better than not getting money. Xu Lang walked up with a tough bullet, scratched his head and said, "Wife, I'm very happy to meet you here."
Xiao Yuruo, who was walking down, was really shocked by Xu Lang's sudden greeting. He didn't seem to expect to meet this man he didn't want to see here. After a brief shock, she forced herself to press the anger in her heart and responded coldly: "I'm very unhappy to meet you here."
Xu Lang knew that his wife must be still angry. Even so, he still had to bite the bullet and said again: "Well, wife, I urgently need some money on hand now, not a lot. It's enough to have a thousand yuan. Don't worry, I will definitely pay it back after I get home."
Xu Lang borrowed money from him? Xiao Yuruo was shocked again and had to ask: "The money can be given to you. Our contract stipulates that it is for my husband to pretend to be 300 million yuan in three years. You don't need to pay it back at all. Just think it is paid to you in advance."
This made Xu Lang feel like he had a few thorns in his heart. He originally thought that this girl would be jealous of him, and occasionally he would give in to apologize if he knew he was wrong. He thought that she was also intentionally pretending to be a real person and live a good life with him. Unexpectedly, she mentioned the matter of "contract marriage". Since that's the case, let's just let her go, Xu Lang felt angry.
At this time, Xiao Yuruo immediately said, "But you better tell me what you need money now?"
"Buy clothes, and give them to women!" Xu Lang said without hesitation.
Faced with Xu Lang's naked provocative language, Xiao Yuruo turned around angrily and ignored him.
Damn, what about the money you promised to lend me? Xu Lang cried in his heart.
If you don’t borrow, you won’t borrow. I won’t need your money anymore!
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuruo suddenly turned around again, took out a small notebook from his bag, tore off a sticky note with a special mark from it, and threw it to Xu Lang: "You can buy the clothes in it casually, remember to sign a contract on it."
Then, Xiao Yuruo turned around and left.
Xu Lang held the note in confusion and looked at the special mark on it, signature and naming, and was stunned.
Damn! What's the situation!?
Li Wenling was waiting for Xu Lang to come back from the toilet, but she didn't think much about it, but the waiters had changed from their initial attitude to serious doubts.
"Little sister, who was you just now?" asked the salesperson.
Li Wenling said happily: "My boyfriend."
"Boyfriend, then, how long have you known each other?" the salesperson continued to ask.
Li Wenling thought about it carefully. Although her impression of Xu Lang had already been deep in her mind, it only took one week to truly understand her. She had to say: "It will take more than a week."
"Ah? It's no wonder that it's so short. You probably don't know each other. I guess your boyfriend should have run away. I guess you've finished eating your tofu." The salesperson said directly.
Chapter completed!