Chapter 1098 Emperor Feng (2)(3/3)
Because they are the only ones who know that their boss is really playing tricks. It seems that since a few months ago, Xian Loli has been asking for advice about men and women. She has already made up her mind to dedicate her first time to Ning Fan, so that Ning Fan can
Take good supplements and enjoy them...
"The emperor is really funny. The idea of giving himself as a gift to Brother Ning is unprecedented. Haha! Everyone in the world says that the emperor is some kind of cold and noble woman. It turns out that the rumors are not believable! Only today did Lu find out that the emperor is also a cold and noble woman.
Wonderful man!" Lu Wen laughed.
"I am not a wonderful person, but an immortal.
"How did the emperor come up with this idea?" Luo Hu also smiled.
"I'm so bored by myself. I wanted to play with my father about giving birth to a baby, so I came up with this idea."
"Haha! How many children does the emperor want to have with brother Ning? You don't know, brother Ning of mine has killed too many people, so it will be difficult for him to have heirs..."
"I have to give birth to many, many babies, and each of them must be as cute as me. If they are not cute, I will push them back into my belly."
"Okay! When the emperor gives birth to a son and a half daughter to Brother Ning, Mr. Lu is willing to be their adoptive father."
"No, you are too ugly, they won't recognize you."
It was a perfect ugly rejection, and Lu Wen was greatly shocked.
With nearly a thousand fairies from Ji Lei Palace joining in, the whole venue became more lively.
Everyone talked and laughed more. After an unknown amount of time, more streams of light appeared at the end of the starry sky.
Luo Hu put down the wine bottle, stood up and smiled at Lu Wen,
"Yunlei is coming."
"I want to see what tricks the Chief Pavilion Master can play." Lu Wen's eyes lit up and he also stood up.
In an instant, nearly a thousand streams of light came through the sky with an overwhelming momentum. They were the team from Shenxu Pavilion.
The one flying at the front was none other than the late Yunlei Immortal!
If anyone could see Yun Lei's expression clearly, they would find that he looked slightly embarrassed at this moment.
He is not a fool.
In fact, Luo Hu and Lu Wen are not all the same.
But in order to hold a lively emperor ceremony today, his old face is destined to go all out!
"This is the handwriting of the Chief Pavilion Master. If Shenxu Pavilion loses face, you can't blame me..."
Immortal Yunlei took a deep breath, flew over the venue, suddenly patted his storage bag, took out a huge painting scroll as big as a mountain, and opened it little by little in the sky.
Everyone raised their heads, wanting to see what Yunlei Immortal Lord of Shenxu Pavilion was playing.
And when the huge scroll opened little by little, all the male cultivators laughed, and all the female cultivators blushed.
That huge painting, which is as big as a mountain, doesn’t paint anything else, it’s all pictures of Chun Palace!
The intercourse positions in the pictures are so fragrant and unimaginable that many male cultivators have opened their eyes and thought that it can be done like this, and the first half of their lives have been wasted!
Those who are interested in counting carefully will find that this giant Chun Palace painting actually contains more than a thousand sexual intercourse positions, scenes, and many ideas that no one in the past has thought of!
There are outdoor riversides, gardens with swings, and study rooms where men press against women, women over men, men over women, men over women, men over women, men over women...
At the end of the scroll, there is a signature signed by the artist without shame.
[Ning Fan’s beloved wife, the little enchantress]…
Incredible! Such a beautiful picture was actually painted by Xiao Qianci, the chief master of Shenxu Pavilion!
etc!
There is something wrong with this painting!
There are thousands of women in the painting, each with a different appearance, almost no duplicate. They are all female cultivators that the little witch has found from the world of cultivation. She racked her brains to come up with various postures and scenes.
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But there is only one male appearance in the painting, and they are all based on Ning Fan's model, the Chun Palace painting!
"This painting is called [The Picture of Yu Jun Sun and Thousand Women], and it was painted by me, the Chief Pavilion Master of Shenxu Pavilion. I take this as a gift and wish the Slaughter Palace a prosperous future!"
Yun Lei's words spread, causing more laughter.
Hahaha!
A picture of the Rain King and the Sun Controlling a Thousand Women? This is really a great gift. How much thought goes into painting such a masterpiece.
It is definitely a gift full of goodwill!
"This painting is truly a masterpiece! Brother Ning saw that he was drawn into the Chun Palace painting. I wonder how he would feel!" Lu Wen laughed.
"There have been rumors about Brother Ning's Chun Palace in the east. It is said that people from the Qianqiu Sect are selling them. You are really ignorant. And you think this is all, no, it's not over yet. Next, cover your ears,
It’s about to begin…”
Before Luo Hu finished speaking, a misty song suddenly came to mind in the starry sky.
The singing voice is indescribably beautiful, which shows that the singer has quite high attainments in singing.
But the lyrics are not very clever, instead they are very vulgar and superficial...
"Ah~~~~Yujun, your rain has four points, why are it four points, two balls and two eyes..."
What a vulgar song is this!
However, the singer is actually a little witch dressed up in a costume who wants to cause trouble!
Chapter completed!