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Chapter 172 Wolong's Underwear

It turned out that since Pang Tong lost the bet with Sun Quan, he began to try every means to approach Zhuge Liang. At the beginning, he wanted to buy people to do it and let the people who entered Liu Bei's army find a way, but found that he could not get close to where Zhuge Liang lived. Liu Jun's military camp was very strict in defense, especially for Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Guan Zhang and others, there were people guarding him for twelve hours a day, and outsiders had no chance to enter at all.

There was no way Pang Tong had to take action himself. At the beginning, he ran to the Liu Jun camp alone to find Zhuge Liang on the grounds of reminiscing about the past. Liu Bei saw that Pang Tong was coming, and he thought of treating people well and then squirting about something. As a result, he brought Zhuge Liang to greet Pang Tong. Pang Tong had to follow him to Liu Bei's tent, and then Liu Bei asked someone to drink. Liu Bei knew that Sun Quan was not allowed to drink in the army, so if Pang Tong drank too much from Liu Bei, he could ask something.

But Pang Tong is naturally not stupid, and Pang Tong's alcohol tolerance is also excellent. Besides, drinking is not in vain. Liu Bei first toasted as the master, and then Pang Tong said: "The emperor's heroes are all over the world and pillars of the Han Dynasty. Tong borrows flowers to offer Buddha today, and I wish the emperor a cup!"

After toasting Liu Bei, Pang Tong said to Guan Yu again: "I heard that Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang, was a hero who killed Yan Liang and Wen Chou. After Lu Bu was invincible, he passed five passes and killed six generals. I admire him very much. I respect General Guan!"

He raised his glass again to toast Zhang Fei, and Zhang Fei immediately said, "I am not as good as my second brother. Just drink. I, Zhang Fei, just drink with wine. Let's do it together!" After Pang Tong raised his bowl and did it, he said, "The Third General is generous, heroes in the world, it's so good to follow me. After the war, I invite the Third General to drink it for three days and three nights."

Pang Tong looked at Zhao Yun again and said, "General Zilong is very famous in our Jiangdong. He fought with our Jiangdong General Taishici and Huang Zhong on the streets of Shitou City, which was famous all over the city. Our Taishici and Huang Zhong both highly praised General Zilong's martial arts and archery skills. He respected the general and looked forward to the general's reputation in the battle to defeat Cao."

But Sun Qian and Pang Tong really didn't know what to praise, so they just raised their glasses to show off their toasts, and then finally to Zhuge Liang and said to Zhuge Liang: "Kong Ming, although I don't feel very happy with you, Wolong, why are we all from the same school and the relationship between this classmate cannot be erased. Although we serve our own masters now, now the two sides join forces, we can be considered working together. I will also give you a cup."

After drinking, Zhuge Liang said, "There are a lot of Shiyuan, and I can't beat the alcohol. Second and third generals, you can drink a few more drinks with you, so that you can see that our civil servants will not be worse than the military generals."

Guan Yu knew that he was asking him to drink wine. Although Zhang Fei didn't know the trick, drinking was his hobby, so he immediately pulled Pang Tong and started drinking. Pang Tong thought that he was here to find Zhuge Liang, so he said, "Kong Ming, I'm here to talk to you about the past, why don't you come to drink with me? Let's go to your account to chat alone."

Zhang Fei stopped doing it as soon as he heard this. Because Sun Quan's army prohibited alcohol, Liu Bei asked Zhang Fei to drink as little as possible, so he didn't have much fun. He pulled Pang Tong and said, "Hey, we just started drinking. We talked about the old time with the military advisor. Let's drink together. You can also tell us about the past things about our military advisor." Pang Tong thought to himself that he didn't care about it today, so he had a good meal with Zhang Fei, the alcoholic, and then talked about some of Zhuge Liang's scandals later. Next time Zhuge Liang will take him back to chat alone.

So after drinking for a while, Pang Tong stopped bragging to Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, and instead said, "Two generals, do you know what Kong Ming looked like before?" Zhang Fei immediately responded: "Smaller than now!" Pang Tong smiled and said, "That's right, it must be smaller than now. But you don't know, he used to be very arrogant. Every time he drank and chatted with us, he would say that he would support the wise ruler to support the Han Dynasty in the future, and that he would be very bragging, saying that he could command a million troops like a commander, and that Guo Jia and Xun Yu under Cao Cao were not as good as Kong Ming's Dharma eyes at all."

Zhang Fei drank a lot, blushed and said seriously: "Our military advisor is very capable. I guess Guo Jia and Xun Yu may not be so powerful, not bragging." Pang Tong laughed and said: "What is bragging? Let's see if the third general brags." Zhang Fei laughed and said: "For example, when training troops, I told the recruits that I could just yell and knock out the million-strong army of Cao's army. This is a bit bragging."

Pang Tong immediately flattered: "This is not called bragging, the momentum of war is very important. The aura of the third general is more than enough to scare Cao Cao away. Cao Cao is just a little black fat man, which can be compared with a hero like the third general." Zhang Fei said happily after hearing this: "Little black fat man, this is a very appropriate description, this is worth a drink! Come on, do it!"

This time, Pang Tong didn't even go in Zhuge Liang's barracks. Don't steal clothes and don't touch your hair. After drinking, you find an excuse to go back.

The next day, Pang Tong came again. This time Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang still pulled Pang Tong to drink, but this time Pang Tong started to make a big news, saying that the woman Zhuge Liang likes is very special, and she likes to wear a red bellyband, likes to peek at women taking a bath, and so on, as long as it can be pulled, no matter what Zhuge Liang did or not, throw it on his head. Zhuge Liang was so angry that he was drinking there, but he was very excited and couldn't explain it. Drunk people don't care about your reasons. They just need to be happy and need a reason to drink.

Pang Tong's alcohol tolerance was not enough, and Guan Zhang was so dizzy that Pang Tong could control himself from being drunk. On the third day, Zhuge Liang discussed with Liu Bei that he would take him back to his tent to entertain him. Anyway, Pang Tong was also using the excuse to come to him to reminisce about the past and explore Pang Tong's bottom line. He could not let him drink with Guan Zhang here every day, as it would affect the military's training.

Pang Tong took a small step this time. The two of them put food and drinks in Zhuge Liang's camp, and they started fighting wits and courage face to face. The two of them have been talking about each other, and no one will talk about the topics related to the current situation. Pang Tong naturally knew that Zhuge Liang wanted to find out some news and investigate his own purpose, but Zhuge Liang never understood what Pang Tong was doing.

(End of this chapter)
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