Chapter 863 I just found out that I've been provoking people who shouldn't be provoked
Perhaps all the players died, or they died miserably. When the phoenix-eating toad saw that Guan Yu's cart did not slow down and was still driving towards him, he knew that he would explode a little, so he did not touch the bullet again, jumped up and ran away, without any intention of staying, and he didn't even have time to wipe the blood on his mouth.
At this time, the gaze revealed by Guan Yu at that time was exactly the same. The toad that ate the phoenix was really heartbroken. He pretended so much, and even the rhythm of the twitching had some rhythm. If there was some swaying and no response, wouldn't it be that his expression was vain and his movements were vain? He made out the spit on his lips, so serious, but these three people were completely indifferent.
What the hell! The society today is so cold and there is no sympathy anymore?
The toad that eats phoenixes wants to leave, but he can't. In this situation, he still wants to leave. It's impossible. Instead, he wants to leave with his heart and put it into action. Not only will he not be able to leave, but he will be ravaged by Zhang Fei and the others again.
If it weren't for his good attributes and strong enough, he had just been killed by Zhang Fei! Now that he has endured it, his back is still full of pain. All of this comes from his unremitting pursuit and unremitting improvement of his strength. Even if he is already dead, would it be fine!
When he was able to escape from Guan Yu's men successfully, it was because Guan Yu just treated him as an optional person and a passerby. It is no longer possible now. No matter how many he wants to treat himself as a stone, he cannot do it in an unknown stone.
Alas, his bond with Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei has become so deep without realizing it. Nowadays, no matter whether he is miserable or cute, it will be of no use to them.
But the toad that eats phoenix chooses to lie down and lie peacefully, and everything is invisible! What if Liu Bei and the others think of something important and must do at this time? What if they eat something bad and can't help it, they have the urge to excrete something, and they have to leave?
Well, he thought it was impossible. It is possible for a person to have diarrhea after eating something bad. If three people eat stomachs at the same time, it would be a miracle. Speaking of which, the toad who eats phoenix, thinks that he has a good idea at the moment. If such a similar scenario may occur in the future, he must have put some laxatives in the food of the three of them before this.
Sometimes it is very good to clear your stomach and enjoy the feeling of being hollowed out all over.
Lying peacefully and lying very hard.
"Brother, he seems to be dead by the way." Zhang Fei said, looking at the phoenix-eating lying on the ground. He turned his face and smiled secretly. When he turned his face, he returned to his serious expression.
Guan Yu nodded and said, "I think so too. Maybe my third brother has just started too hard, so I express my heavy condolences."
When he heard Zhang Fei's conversation with Guan Yu, the toad that ate the phoenix was delighted and felt that it seemed that luck had appeared beside him when he needed him to lead. He felt like he had won the grand prize suddenly. He resisted the urge to jump up and cheer, suppressed the joy in his heart, and kept praying.
"Yes, yes, that's it, that's it, I'm dead. Don't leave quickly for the sake of your friendship."
It seemed that he had heard the prayer in the heart of the toad that was eating the phoenix. Liu Bei said at this time: "This is the case, if there is no way, we have to leave."
Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, who was next to him, turned around and turned around. The toad that was eating phoenix secretly opened its eyes and looked at their backs. Finally, he understood how the words that those who were waiting had a chance came from. He was surprised that according to his original habit, they could not leave like this. But what if he cares, the sun might have come out from the west today!
When the toad that was eating the phoenix was extremely happy, he suddenly realized something was wrong and closed his eyes suddenly. He did not hear the sound of talking, but only heard the footsteps that were moving away, and quickly approached him.
"If you die, it's not good to put the corpse here, right? If you scare those people walking through the alley, forget it, let alone the toad and we know each other and have a good relationship, how can you bear to watch him expose the corpse like this?" Liu Bei said righteously.
"That's right, right." Zhang Fei echoed, the toad that was eating phoenixes, and his eyes swept across various parts of his body, as if he was looking at something. "Big brother, second brother."
"Hmm?" Liu Bei and Guan Yu asked questions.
"While the toad's body is still hot and the waste is used, I finally see him die once, so I will show you the wish of the slaughter Ding to cut people! And maybe he hasn't died yet, so just let him die a little bit more so don't let him suffer too much." Zhang Fei walked to the toad that ate the toad that ate the phoenix and looked at it carefully.
The toad that eats phoenixes can feel that the whole body is seen through, and it is clear at a glance. No matter what muscles, bones, blood vessels, etc., he feels like he is being penetrated by Zhang Fei. What's more, he doesn't think that Zhang Fei is saying anything lies. Compared to others, Zhang Fei is a general but he is also a pig-killer. Although he rarely takes action, his pig-killing skills are really not much different from those of the cook Ding cutting a cow.
Zhang Fei can kill pigs, but if he kills too many people, I can't kill people. Because of his strong strength, he can start wherever he wants to start, and it is impossible to make mistakes.
A person's physical weaknesses, flaws, and the most fragile parts have been deeply imprinted into his mind and become a habit. This habit is an instinct. When Zhang Fei fights, when the enemy shows a flaw, he can grasp the flaw and put a strong blow on him.
Now it is not in battle. There are various restrictions in battle. For example, there is no time to do something like dismembering a person. But now the toad that eats phoenix is pretending to be a very injured person. If he jumps around, wouldn't he be defeated?
In fact, he also knew that he was just struggling to death. Now what Zhang Fei said was more jokey. But with that faint murderous aura, he really felt that he was not sure. He might do this or not. Who knows?
When he thought of this, the toad that ate the phoenix immediately jumped up and said angrily: "What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm still alive!"
"Of course we know you are still alive." Zhang Fei wrapped his hands in front of his chest, looking at the toad that was eating phoenixes with bad expressions.
"I just want to see how long you can act." Guan Yu added.
"At the same time, you must have done a lot of things by borrowing our name in Luoyang City, including when you were on the road, right?" Liu Bei asked straight to the point.
"What? No, how could it be? Liu, Guan Laoer, Zhang Laosan, don't you think I'm like that kind of person?" The toad that ate the phoenix suddenly burst into his heart, but maintained its superficial calmness, denying that he had done those things.
How could he admit it? He had done those things, but even if he had done them, he would not have admitted it as long as he didn't catch him. However, the toad that ate the phoenix suddenly remembered that it would be great if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were the same as the superman in the AD, and their underwear had power. In this way, more things he could sell, although there were no such things as underwear in this era. But if you talk about it, Liu Bei and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei actually had stinks on their backs. Who would believe it?
"Aren't you that kind of person?" Liu Bei looked suspiciously at the toad that was eating phoenixes, and indeed saw a look of righteousness.
"Yes, I'm definitely not that kind of person!" The toad that ate the phoenix nodded decisively and hurriedly.
"You must be that kind of eye." Guan Yu and Zhang Fei spoke in unison.
If they hadn't seen that scene with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that the toad, who ate the phoenix, had done so many things with their name. Look at what they were selling. Their elder brother Liu Bei got straw sandals, their weapons, and everything was engraved with traces of the three of them, and they sold everything. Even when they lived in the inn, the bowls used to drink water were clearly marked.
Now Guan Yu and Zhang Fei seem to understand a little bit why they are so famous outside. Perhaps all the fame is brought by the toad that eats phoenixes. They would rather not have fame in this!
I thought of some strange people holding something, and when I used it, I was saying that this was a scene where they used things to show off everywhere. Whether Guan Yu and Zhang Fei could not bear it. Are these strange people sick? It is good to use things, but there is no special power on it!
"Haha." Liu Bei laughed dryly, looking at the toad that was eating phoenixes, and was planning in his heart.
The toad that ate the phoenix made me feel a little scared when I saw it. I don’t know what Liu Bei was doing when he was watching him like this, and I always feel that something bad is happening.
Speaking of which, Liu Bei's wisdom is also good, and his ability to command the army is also good. If it were not covered up by the generals and strategists around him, I think he himself should not be underestimated. The opponents he encountered were too powerful, either Cao Cao's wisdom could play against top strategists, or Lu Bu's force was so powerful.
After finally fighting Sun Quan, the reason why he lost was because of the deaths of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, which made him lose his mind. Otherwise, even Lu Xun could not stop him from striking the Wu Kingdom.
Thinking of this, the toad on the side of the phoenix suddenly realized that he seemed to have messed with someone he could not provoke.
Chapter completed!