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Chapter 6 The Fool

The three men, Pig, Angry Deer, and Skeleton Butterfly, sat in the innermost corner of the "Bubble Bubble" tavern in a low-key manner. The three large glasses of turbid yellow beer had basically not moved.

The nicknames of the three are three magic creatures. The common point of the three magic creatures is ugly. Moreover, when others see the appearance of the three people and hear the nicknames of the three people, they will feel that they are very appropriate and will never be forgotten for life.

The three of them had bitter faces, the pig's eyes were still a little red, and the chubby big face and a grievance look of wanting to cry was really funny.

Ang Lu couldn't help but complain: "Okay, the big guys are crying, why are you crying? Is it embarrassing to lose it?"

The pig whispered: "I didn't cry, I...I just felt a little sad."

Although the skeleton butterfly was also frowning, he still comforted his companions: "Okay, okay, everyone is sad, don't blame the pig."

The pig was still unwilling to accept it, so he smashed the table hard with his fist, then lay on the table and burst into tears. Fortunately, a group of mercenaries came to the tavern tonight, and a large number of people were quite noisy, but no one paid attention to the corner.

"Why are we so unlucky... Wuwu... I'm looking for a job in the city. People think we are ugly and don't want us. The mercenary group doesn't want us to recruit people, saying that our physical fitness is not good... Wuwu... I finally made up my mind to start a business... I also encountered such a little monster... Ha... Gudududududu... Puchi... Cough cough... "

Angry deer choked and explained the blood and tears of the three of them. She picked up the wine glass on the table that was about the size of her head, and drank half a cup in one breath. She originally planned to finish it in one breath, but she choked while crying. Fortunately, the wine glass was blocked and it didn't spray it on others, and it was sprayed back into the cup - no waste.

At this moment, Angry Deer cried even more sadly.

Shanzhu muttered in a low voice: "Why do you have to go outside the city to start a business? I just think this is unreliable. Besides, if the dean knows, he will definitely not charge us a lot of money. Wouldn't it be useless to do this? What should we do now? Otherwise, we would ask the dean to help us think of a solution."

The skeleton butterfly glanced at the mountain pig and patted the Angry Deer on the back, saying, "A mountain pig, if you can't speak, just shut up and drink. No one thinks you are a mute. Angry Deer, don't cry, aren't we still alive?"

The angry deer raised her head, her hideous face and non-mainstream dress, and her face was covered with snot and tears. She was visually very lethal. "Die pig's head, why don't you find a way! You said that your head is not much bigger than Songren, and you really don't wrong you. Now you dare to question me!

We are all twenty years old and don’t find a way to make some money to help the yard. Do you want to worry about the nanny in the yard and the dean? Your conscience is eaten by the dog?”

Shanzhu wanted to defend himself, but after all, he felt that he was in a loss of courtesy and shrank his head and said nothing more.

The angry deer was angry, but when she saw that Shanzhu no longer retorted, she was not willing to give in. She sighed and said earnestly: "Isn't there any way to do this? The three of us are not successful in their studies, are not popular, and are not easy to find a job. If they are ordinary families, it would be fine, but if they have no money, the Sunshine House will probably close. What should we do in the future if there is a lot of kids without parents in the Sunshine House? Last time I saw the dean and the nanny, I was much more haggard, not for this.

We don’t have other skills, so we can only see if we can get a bad chance. Originally, I wanted to be a gold finger, but after all, I had been slid into the door and picked the locks and touched the wallet for a few days with the Blue Skin Rat. Unfortunately, the "Killer Bounty Hunter" is blessed. The famous killer of the "Shadow Society" has been removed from his head for bounty by this guy in the past two years. Whether the Shadow Society is still there is a question, so the focus of the current work of the Public Security Bureau has become a gold finger robber.

So it was too difficult to make a living in the city, so I took you two to the wilderness to rob the road, and to attack foreigners. As long as you don’t do anything, it will be safe.

Hi! How could we not be so unlucky? The first person we met was a little girl. I thought it was fate that favored us. Who knew that this little girl was a little evil star! We were afraid of scaring her at that time, so we didn't even take out the magic wand...ah..."

The Skeleton Butterfly said, "Okay, don't sigh, who knows that the little girl is a mixed-race person. Besides, we really used our wand to scare her, and we probably have our bodies cold now.

Having said that, I really didn't see that she still had human blood. I was really scared when she took out her staff. She finally drew a magic circle called "Precepts" on our heads. The effect was quite scary. I just tried to scare the children on the roadside, but I still had a headache. I guess if I really went to steal and cheat again, it would really hurt people."

When the Angry Deer heard the Skeleton Butterfly say that she felt that she should be thankful for being able to pick up one. She could not think about the tricks of cheating anymore, so she had to sigh.

But the pig suddenly had inspiration: "Hey! I have a way?"

Ang Luxin said that you, a fool who only knows how to eat, would not have any good solutions, but if you have any ideas now, you can only listen to your companions’ opinions. "What solution?"

"Didn't that little girl and the uncle go to find her brother before saying that we were waiting for her? Then she naturally had to contact us again. Then we'll get along with her at that time."

Skeleton Butterfly was a little worried, "We wanted to rob a little girl at the beginning, but now we ask her to do this."

Angry deer slapped the table: "What's wrong with it? Just do it like that. Those who took the child away, they were rich. And weren't they going to the North City District? The girl's brother is probably rich.

Since the child didn't kill us, she still had so much effort to make us good people, then she should be a good person. Besides, since she said she wanted to find us again, it seems that she is still very concerned about our affairs. Didn't she want us to be good people? Then let her take responsibility to the end. Let's beg her, maybe she can help us solve the difficulties in the yard. If not, at least it's okay to help us arrange our work."

The three of them discussed it, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that this matter was reliable, and they began to plan the details.

=           =          =          =

When Anthony heard the oath between the two, he thought. The content of this oath sounded so familiar. Where did he hear it?

Tina took off a short sword from her waist and handed it to Yize, "This is 'Ganjiang', it was given to me by a master I have never met before. He belongs to you."

Yize was startled. Even though he didn't know that Gan Jiang Moye was an inseparable pair of male and female swords, he did not forget that this was the girl's close object. When he was hesitating whether he should be a subordinate, Yiying walked behind the girl and signaled Yize to accept it.

Yize vaguely felt that things were not as simple as he had thought, and he couldn't think of something. However, knowing that his father never did things that were unsure of no benefit, he decided to follow his father's advice and accept the "Gang Jiang".

Then I thought, it was human nature to reciprocate and exchanges. There was nothing valuable on my body for a moment. I had an idea and took out a small square box from my arms, opened the box, and there were two small metal rings inside. Each ring was inlaid with an exquisite transparent magic stone. Runes were engraved in the magic stone, which were connected to the complex magic array on the ring.

"This is based on my latest research and development results. The art suit made yesterday. These two small rings are a pair. Real-time calls can be achieved within fifteen kilometers. At the same time, it can slightly increase the control effect of magic. I'll give it to you. If you need help in the future, you can try to contact me."

In fact, this ring also has the function of positioning the other party within more than 30 kilometers, but Ize didn't dare to say it. Just kidding, this function made this girl know, Ize really doesn't feel safe at all.

Tina was not polite, so she took a small ring. After watching it for a long time, she didn't know how to carry it. The small ring was designed with beautiful and complex craftsmanship. If it was made into a ring buckle or earring, it would definitely destroy the magic array on it, and it would naturally be scrapped. If it was not carried close to the body, it would not be easy to start, and it would not work. In fact, Yize had just completed this little thing and was also considering the issue of improving the convenience of use.

At this time, Izawa's father sighed: "Oh, try wearing it on your fingers."

Tina tried it as she said, and finally put the small ring on the ring finger of her left hand. Ize did the same thing, and it happened that the one he was holding was actually the most suitable one to put it on the ring finger of her left hand.

Yi Ying's heart moved: This is really a natural will. Is it a hint that I want to take care of them more? Anthony is still sitting there honestly, without any intention of causing trouble. Now, not only is there a general, Mo Ye, but the stinky brat made such a pair of rings. It's really my life.

Interestingly, the jewelry in this world was derived from the development of magical instruments. Before that, whether it was the dwarf's spiritual equipment forging technology, human magic equipment, and magic equipment, the former was limited by the effect, and the latter was limited by the technical level, and there had never been such a delicate magical instrument like a ring.

Today, the ring equipment was first released in the continent of Eden.

In fact, with the advancement of technology, as an excellent human magic researcher, it is not too strange that Izawa can create ring-shaped practical art suits, but this time is really a coincidence.

Yiying asked again: "Have you thought about the name of this thing?"

"not yet."

"In my hometown, this kind of jewelry is called 'ring', also called 'ring'." The reason why Yiying specifically mentioned 'ring' is mainly because ring also has the meaning of "echo" in English. The so-called "If you never forget it, you will have to recall it." Yiying thought this explanation was quite interesting, so she told Yize together.

Ize never cares about naming things like naming, since Iying wants to name it, it’s okay.

After the gift was changed, Tina turned around and thanked the guests from Chenxi City, promising to return to Chenxi City to have another entertainment in the next day.

People from Chenxi City knew that Tina's temperament could hold a wedding so sloppy and unruly, which was really in line with the style of Tina. Now, I am a little impatient with the remaining red tape, and I ordered the expulsion of the guests, and everyone did not think it was offended.

The first guest walked up to shake hands with Ize and Tina and said, "Congratulations to you, happy wedding!" He left the scene after that.

"Haha..." (This person is too uncautionary. He didn't know that the gambling contract was effective and he came to participate. Could it be that he was involved? Forget it, Miss Tina didn't react much, so don't cause too much trouble.)

"Congratulations! Congratulations! I wish you all a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

"Haha..." (I'm here again, this uncle and the one just now went to the wrong place together!)

"The two are really a good marriage. As the people of Chenxi City, I would like to express my sincere blessings to our respected heroes. May the two of you always be united."

∑(o_o;)

(You guys got it wrong later. I'm talking nonsense that I will be chased to death by your Miss Tina!

Alas...wait, why did Miss Tina not break out on the spot? She is really thanking her. Did she admit that we were married?! Can you not deny it?!

No! No! No! No! No!

Is it because she is not easy to have an attack in front of so many people that she is calm on the surface, but is actually accumulating anger value?! Dead! Dead!

Hey? Why are my father and mother so calm! They are actually thanking me too! Is it well known common sense that "Mr. Ize and Ms. Tina married today?"? I don't know what's going on. Is it because I lack some key common sense?!

Wait, these people were invited by Tina, could it be...)

Listening to everyone's rejoicing, Izawa's smile became stiffer and his mind was on the verge of a short circuit.

(Can anyone explain the situation to me! Hello!!)

Ize, who was trying to sort out his mind, suddenly felt a fierce murderous aura. When he turned his head, he saw that there seemed to be a raging fire in Uncle Anthony's eyes!

He finally remembered where he had heard such an oath. When everyone was taking risks together, Yi Ying, who was cheating, proposed to Oriana every time he went to a place, and then made a marriage according to local laws and customs.

Because I attended several different weddings, and the process and atmosphere just now differed from the normal wedding, I didn’t remember that this was the wedding contract in Chenxi City. No matter how many weddings go wrong, the contract is correct, and it’s a real marriage!

Fortunately, the contract took effect and things had no turnaround. Anthony did not attack on the spot, but just kept knocking on the ground with his soles of his feet impatiently.

He only waited for the idle people to leave the venue before he stood up suddenly.

"Yi! Ying! You old bastard, sold my son-in-law? And, where did this girl who robbed her bride come from?"

Yiying complained in her heart, but she was coming to me.

Tina is ready for battle, and Ize is in a short-circuit state of getting married. Yiying is about to explain - Julie rushed out and stopped Anthony, "Oh, my dear father, why are you excited? Didn't I say before that Ze is a draw with others? You see how harmonious we are, let's not mix it up, okay?"

"But daughter, do you know, my 'future son-in-law' was kidnapped away like that. I'll suffer a loss for you...ah!"

Little Julie broke her father's words with a shoulder-stop. Her movements were smooth, simple, rough and effective. It seemed that practice made perfect. Then she shouted: "I have said it many times. I have no intention of marrying Ze. "Future Son-in-law" or something. I feel embarrassed and cancer is going to be awkward! Don't embarrass your daughter! It's easy to discuss and I can't listen. I have to force a lady to move."

Anthony is obviously a creature at the bottom of the food chain at home. When his wife is not present, she is very confident in the face of the eldest daughter at home. Little Julie ignored her after a few words and turned around and slapped her shoulders with Ize:

"hi         hi!” Little Julie smiled very much, "Congratulations, Ze! But without Teacher Julie, I am protecting you, you will not be able to marry such a beautiful beauty so smoothly. So, you must remember to repay me!"

"Or why don't you explain the situation to me first. I'm thinking about how to repay you, how about it?" (I'll repay you. I think you're almost the same as you owed a beating. We have been in love for so many years and we didn't know how to avenge this revenge.)

Looking at the veins that were jogging on Ize's forehead, Julie decided to give up the expansion of the results, temporarily strategically retreated, and pulled her dad to run away, "Miss Tina, I wish you a happy wedding."

Ya, who had been sitting next to him, ran over to Lala Yize's clothes, and she said, "Brother, don't you know that you are getting married?"

...

"Then you are really stupid."

(t▽t)
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