“I have never left my house since I was seven, and strangely, there are people fishing at my doorstep all year round and never come home empty-handed.

The most interesting thing is that our home is still far from the sea

One hundred kilometers.

In this way, they often caught fish in the small stinky ditch in front of the door, and found turtle eggs behind the haystack.

Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried at my doorstep all year round, and the tears were very suitable for fish survival and sea turtles laying eggs.

Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous.

By the time I was eighteen, this beach developed very rapidly, so it was called Hawaii and became a tourist destination.

Once, I was so bored that I ran out of the house secretly at night. I was going to be ready to run wild if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, except for a scream, I didn’t chase after me. I looked back carefully and found that they all fainted on the beach..."

Ignoring everyone's shock and excitement, Li Tian just brags about his awesomeness.

Moreover, in order to gain experience, he shamelessly paused and waited for the system prompt to arrive every time he said something shamelessly.

At the end of the passage, he actually gained seven hundred experiences, his level was upgraded to level 257, and he had a hundred more experiences.

But can he be willing? Of course he can't. He has to continue to upgrade and continue to brag.

"It didn't take long before I actually accepted the summons from the Jade Emperor. The person who gave the order said that I destroyed the Jade Emperor's family happiness.

It turned out that after seeing the photo of the Queen Mother secretly being printed when I was six years old, she actually filed for divorce from the Jade Emperor, creating the first Jade Emperor divorce incident in history for thirty-three days.

The imperial edict had been issued, and I had to go to the heavenly court because this kind of life was really unbearable, so I agreed and signed the pass certificate.

However, the pass certificate was gone. Because I had the signature on it, it was stolen by the person who sent the order... Later he was sentenced to death.

I still went to see the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor's death glass was the first time I saw me, I didn't ask for punishment, but asked me what I had to ask for.

I thought about it for a long time, and when I thought that I just wanted a quiet life alone, I said it out, so the Jade Emperor built a hiding place for me.

Located on the top of Buzhou Mountain, which has been covered in snow all year round, this news is extremely blocked. No one in the world except my family and the Jade Emperor, knows where I am.

I enjoyed the rare tranquility, the true tranquility, the blue sky is extremely close to me, and the way of heaven is simply within reach.

I was quiet, but I was also extremely bored. I stood at the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome!!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a dark and thick voice came from the sky: "No, you are lying..."

I was angry at that time. Tiandao, you can't deceive me... I was angry, extremely angry!!! Ask Tiandao: Why do you make me so handsome!!! Why!!!!!!

The thick voice of the Heavenly Dao came again: What did you say?

He pretended not to hear it. I was limp all over and said sobbingly: Why am I so handsome...

The way of heaven is silent...

After a while, Tiandao spoke: You are humble again...

At that moment, I just wanted to jump from the top..."

"Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding..."

A series of system prompts kept echoing in Li Tian's ears.

In just this time, he gained 1,200 experience again, and his level was successfully upgraded to level 259, and he still had two hundred extra experience.

If you follow this trend, it won’t take long to break through the Yuanwu Emperor and get to the Yuanwu Emperor.

This upgrade is really cool.

Li Tian suppressed his crazy beating heart and tried to calm himself down. He still had to brag and upgrade.

"Suddenly, a team of people rushed up the mountain at the foot of the mountain. Later I found out that the Jade Emperor would be kidnapped. The grandmother of the mother of the bandit led by the leader once worked with a prison guard who specialized in interrogating mortals.

I learned the ten tortures in the world. The Jade Emperor is indeed worthy of being the Jade Emperor. He is definitely a heroic man. He has been using the Ninth Prison until he told me where I was hiding...

I'm crazy!!!

I stood on a stone, facing a cliff, hysterically: You dare to come up!!! I will jump down!!

The crowd stopped moving, and the silence was amazing...

However, there were commotions and many people jumped down Buzhou Mountain like possessed, and more and more!

In the end, only a few people who fainted were left on the mountain, and all the rest jumped off the cliff. I looked down and they used their bodies to lay a soft pad for me, afraid that I would fall...

I became isolated and helpless...

The Queen Mother sent someone to protect me and built a small world specifically for me. All women were thrusting their heads to see me.

The Jade Emperor could not find me anymore, and in desperation, he started a war with the Queen Mother. The war in heaven broke out. In order to maintain his dignity, men actually destroyed the entire world.

After the destruction of the world, I was the only one living in the world because I was in another independent small world, so I survived.

When I walked out of the small world and looked at this scattered world, I couldn't bear it, so I used that small world as the 33rd heavenly world, and pieced together the fragments of the original world to form the current 33th heavenly world.

However, because I am still in this world, in order to occupy me, the Heavenly Dao prevents creatures from appearing in the thirty-third heavenly world.

In a fit of anger, I used disguise techniques, so that the Heavenly Dao could no longer find me, so you and your ancestors were found in this world."

How can this be so handsome? It's so handsome that it's so cool and unmannerable.

It is because of your handsomeness that the original world was destroyed, and you created this thirty-third heavenly world.

This series of awesome bragging is not only extremely awesome, but also so natural.

It's simply invincible.

Who dares to say that you are not handsome!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging successfully and gaining 100 experience points."

"Ding, congratulations on the increase in the host level. Currently, the level 261 is at the first level of Emperor Yuanwu."

Another eleven successes, plus the original two hundred experiences, one six hundred and the other seven hundred, just two levels were upgraded to the level of Emperor Yuanwu.

But this had not ended. Just as he was excited, a new system prompt came, causing Li Tian to jump up instantly.

At this moment, I even forgot to brag!

PS: Thanks to Eryi Layman V and Qikan Wu Emperor for his reward.

This book is determined to become a better-looking series in the book review area than books, so starting today, we will add the last question session. What is the longest road in the world?
Chapter completed!