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Chapter 207: Jade Emperor Eating Chicken

As he said that, Lu Yifan and a princess hugged Zhu Yan.

Soon, Zhu Yan suddenly burst into tears.

"Sister Yan, what's wrong with you?" Lu Yifan asked gently.

"I just think I'm not worthy of you, Brother Fan.

You are so high-ranking, just like Haoyang, even the head of the Xuanyuan family has to bow to you.

And I am just a bar working, like a dim star.

I don’t have any extravagance, I just want to be your lover, Brother Fan.” Zhu Yan smiled with tears in her eyes.

Lu Yifan put his hands on the corner of Zhu Yan's eyes, wiped away his tears, and said with a smile: "Silly, what lover is not lover?"

As long as I, Lu Yifan, agrees, it is my Lu Yifan’s wife!

No matter whether you are a worker or a sweeper, as long as you follow me, Lu Yifan, you will be the most noble woman in the world!”

"Don't worry, Sister Yan, I will treat you well! I love you, Sister Yan!"

When I opened my eyes again, it was already the next morning.

Lu Yifan was a cultivator and naturally recovered quickly and woke up at around seven o'clock.

Because he was afraid of disturbing the beauty in his arms to rest, Lu Yifan did not dare to move.

Open the Glory of Kings, turn on silent, and start playing.

bite!

After a long time, a WeChat message prompt broke the atmosphere.

Lu Yifan opened his phone and took a look.

It was actually a WeChat message sent by the Jade Emperor!

Jade Emperor: "Mortals, stop playing with women! What's so fun? I have thought of a wonderful way to promote harmony in the heaven! Do you want to hear it?"

Lu Yifan: "Don't want (indifferent face)"

Jade Emperor: "Ahhh! I know you want to hear it!"

Lu Yifan: "I said I don't want to listen..."

Jade Emperor: "What? Do you want me to tell you my wonderful idea in detail? OK, no problem!"

Lu Yifan: "Hey! Are you listening to me? Are you the descendant of deafness?"

Jade Emperor: "If you don't want to hear, you will immediately exit the Heavenly Court chat group! (Arrogant)"

Lu Yifan: "Ha, Brother Yu's wonderful idea must be a masterpiece! Hurry up, tell me quickly, I can't wait!"

Jade Emperor: "This is almost the same! I have decided to hold a friendly match for the King of Heaven tonight, which will be broadcast live in the Heaven, Hell and the Mortal world!

Let my people in the Three Realms admire my meticulous god-level operations and awesome games of five kills every time!

How about it? Isn’t it a great idea?”

Lu Yifan: “…”

Just the Jade Emperor's technique?

What a bad thing is even a primary school student!

Let the people of the Three Realms pay attention to it?

It’s embarrassing to the people of the Three Realms!

But I think so in my heart, I can’t say that!

Lu Yifan: "It's great, very awesome, but as far as I know, the gods in the Heavenly Court have been playing with chickens recently. Why don't you play "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" with them, and still spend it on "Glory of Kings"?"

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, I am not like those bastards, half-hearted. I am a traditional and nostalgic male god!"

In fact, the Jade Emperor followed Erlang Shen and Xiaotian Dog and the others more than once to play "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds"...

The following is a playback of Jade Emperor's chicken eating.

Jade Emperor: "Nephew? Nephew? Where are you? Why can't I see you? Don't leave me! I'm afraid!"

Yang Jian: "Uncle, I'm here at the stairs you turn. There's a gun here, you can pick it up!"

After the Jade Emperor ran over, he operated it for a full five minutes.

Pick it up, throw it down, pick it up, throw it down...

Yang Jian: "Uncle, are you playing with me? Hurry up! The poisonous fog is starting to run away!!!"

Jade Emperor: "That's good, this is good, the operation is a bit complicated, but I'm not bad I'm smart."

After picking up the equipment, Yang Jian jumped directly from the roof.

Jade Emperor: "Nephew, this house is a bit taller. Will I fall to death if I fall down?"

Yang Jian: "No! Don't worry, let's talk about the blood bag here!"

Hesitated for three minutes...

Yang Jian: "Uncle! Come down quickly! All of this is out of poison!!!"

The Jade Emperor jumped down with a slap.

After running forward for a while, Yang Jian killed a wave of people who drove, ran up to check it out.

Yang Jian: "Uncle, come here! This is a third-level bulletproof vest! Come and get it!"

Jade Emperor: "Where are people? Where are their people?"

Yang Jian: "...Diet!!!Don't look everywhere! Do you understand if you die?"

Jade Emperor: "Where is that corpse?"

Yang Jian: "Ah!!! They have become boxes!!! Do you understand licking the bag? Have you never licked the bag? I am almost driven crazy by you!!!"

Jade Emperor: "What? Licking the bag? What is that?"

Yang Jian: "If you press the tab button, you can see the equipment in the box on the ground."

Jade Emperor: "No? I can't read it! That's the tab key?"

Yang Jian: "Ah!!! t! a! b! can't you see it?"

I really want to call him stupid!

But he is the Jade Emperor and the Lord of Heaven, I can only endure it!!!

Jade Emperor: "Oh, so that's the case. You said it earlier! With my intelligence and talent, how could I not understand?"

(ps: What does it have to do with you if you destroy you? This sentence is not what Nuwa said...it is the words in "The Three-Body Problem"!!! Don't be misled by King of Glory, hey!)
Chapter completed!
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