Chapter 174 Avalokitesvara's Immortal Water
"Oh, Yifan's Immortal Friend is here! Hurry up, Wu Hei lacks a tank position, you will be missing!
Those stingy Bodhisattvas and Arhats don’t even attack the tank position!
The output position is so bad, it would be strange if I would let them play output!" Zixia muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Uh... in fact... I'm here to listen to the scriptures... But why do I feel that this place has become a place where gods gather to fight the glory of the king?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"Hey, this lesson of not listening to the scriptures has not begun yet!
Besides, it has been held many times, and everyone has long been absent-minded.
It's still interesting to play games.
I am addicted to pesticides and can’t extricate myself. I haven’t practiced immortality for several years.” During the whole speech, the Purple-line Fairy stared at the phone screen and cursed from time to time, without raising her head. She is simply a severe Internet addiction patient!
"Do I open a Thunder and Lightning Dharma King Ring Network in Heaven?" Lu Yifan couldn't help but think in his heart.
"What... what about the Bodhisattva?" Lu Yifan asked again.
"Bodhisattva? Isn't that Bodhisattva on the balcony on the second floor a Bodhisattva!"
Sun Wukong pointed to the balcony on the second floor and said a beautiful woman behind a pair of DJ devices.
Lu Yifan looked at him and saw that Guanyin Bodhisattva had become a DJ-skinned piano girl, with her slim waist exposed, and was playing with the disc according to the rhythm of the music!
He kept howling in his mouth!
"Immortals, Buddhas, get restless! Can you raise your hands and get high?
Here is a song "My Little Cute" brought to you by DJ Guanyin!
Hey, my little cutie, you're going to wear the crown..."
It's a young age!!!
Guanyin Bodhisattva was playing the CD and shouting!!!!
Lu Yifan was frozen in place, and it was unbelievable that this was the scene of the Nanhai Sutra Listening Meeting.
The carnival lasted for more than two hours, and the gods reluctantly walked into the villa and sat cross-legged on the ground in front of a stage larger than the Spring Festival Gala stage.
After waiting for about half an hour, Lu Yifan felt that he was about to fall asleep.
Suddenly, the lights in the house dimmed!
Two red lights flashed onto the stage!
"Are you going to start?"
Lu Yifan was inspired!
When the lights on the stage lit up, Lu Yifan's smile froze on his face.
I saw two boys under Guanyin Bodhisattva dressed up in a festive manner. They held the microphone and put on the BGM "Golden Snake Dance" that is the must-have BGM for the Spring Festival Gala every year.
"Dear friends!"
"Dear Buddhas!"
"Good evening everyone!!!"
"The latest Nanhai Jue Listening Conference that everyone has been looking forward to has been successfully opened under the auspices of Guanyin Daxian!"
"Harmony, friendship, prosperity and health are the core purposes of this Nanhai Jue Listening Conference!"
...
The two boys' mouths were like small cannons, and they kept squirting.
Seeing Lu Yifan almost collapsed, Sun Wukong comforted: "Have it over, these two grandsons have been holding back for tens of thousands of years, and they really talk a lot."
After an hour, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally made his debut!
At this time, the atmosphere in the venue finally began to become less funny.
Guanyin Bodhisattva changed into the white gauze she usually wore in court and sat on the ground.
Before his mouth moved, there was a golden inscription in the sky like a bubble, flying towards the immortals from Guanyin.
As soon as he touched these golden inscriptions, Lu Yifan immediately felt someone murmuring in his ears.
After listening carefully, the murmuring sound was actually guiding the immortal method I had learned!!!
Lu Yifan's mind moved and used the Supreme Golden Pill to communicate these golden inscriptions and understand the way of heaven.
After a long time, Lu Yifan felt that he had already understood the three-headed and six-armed technique of the third prince of Nezha, the seventy-two transformations of Sun Wukong, or the Buddha's Immortal Diamond Sutra.
"I see!"
While practicing, Lu Yifan gradually understood the true meaning of the way of heaven!
Under the influence of Lu Yifan's cultivation, one true essence gradually grew stronger!
His realm has not improved, but his true energy has grown a lot!
Simply put, although Lu Yifan was still in the Great Perfect Golden Elixir at this time, the true energy in his body was as magnificent as that of a mid-stage Nascent Soul cultivator!
The cultivation level has not changed, but the true energy has expanded to such a terrifying level. What is this concept?
In other words, as long as Lu Yifan continues to break through the realm, his strength and combat power will still be improved, or even doubled!
At this time, don’t say that you are in the same level, you will be invincible!
Even if he collapses a great realm and faces the powerful Nascent Soul Great Perfection, even if Lu Yifan cannot win, he will be confident that he will not be caught by the other party!
As time passed, Lu Yifan was immersed in the inscription of the heavenly way formed by the scriptures recited by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and could not extricate himself.
Before he knew it, he had practiced for five hours!
All the exercises in his body have been fully understood and understood, and his true energy has expanded countless times!
When Lu Yifan opened his eyes, he couldn't help but feel very happy!
Just one time listening to the sutra allows you to fully understand all the immortal techniques you stolen from the gods!
Although the realm has not reached the point where it can drive all immortal techniques, as long as one's own realm is improved, the supernatural powers of these immortal techniques will be automatically understood by him, and there is no need to spend a lot of time to understand the supernatural powers like others.
"The Guanyin Bodhisattva preached in the South China Sea, and it is indeed well-known!" Lu Yifan said with a sigh.
"Ah~~~~~~ This time the sutra is over. Dear immortal friends, have you gained something?"
"Huh~~~~~"
However, what made Guanyin Bodhisattva extremely unhappy was that no one in the audience answered her, but there were a large number of snoring one after another.
"Okay, this Nanhai Sutra listening session ends here.
Dear immortal friends, is anyone willing to stay and accompany Sister Yinyin to drink some fairy water and talk about life?"
As soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva said this sentence.
Scream!!!
Almost in an instant, all the gods disappeared!
In front of the huge stage, thousands of gods were sitting in a dark place. In less than a second, all of these gods disappeared as if they had never been here!
Lu Yifan couldn't help but murmur: "The immortal water of Guanyin Bodhisattva! With such a good opportunity, why are you running for?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva thought that no one was left behind, but found Lu Yifan blankly and at a loss, and couldn't help but feel happy.
"Yifan Immortal Friend, you are destined to be with Sister Yinyin. Come on stage and let Sister Yinyin give you fairy water!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said lightly with an unfathomable look.
Lu Yifan rushed to the stage happily and said happily: "Bodhisattva, where is the fairy water? Just in time, I'm so thirsty! Give me the fairy water to drink!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded with a smile and snapped his fingers.
Chapter completed!