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Chapter 163 The King of Smelly Farts!

Just now, Zhou Chongguang saw that Lu Yifan was young and was wearing the kind of hip-hop inappropriate clothes, and he looked very handsome, and he had already looked down on him a little.

But seeing him with Qi Mei, the big boss of the hotel owner in the catering industry in Xiangnan, did not dare to take it too lightly.

So although I was very dissatisfied with Kong Yuzhu, Kong Yumei and Lu Yifan being intimate, I still retained some room for speech and did not tear my face on the spot.

But now after hearing what Li Hao said, I realized that after a long time of conspiracy, this little white-faced relationship is just an actor in the entertainment industry!

And it was the second-rate guy who participated in the talent show, and his disdainful expression on his face suddenly showed full of contempt.

Looking at Qi Mei's attitude towards Lu Yifan, Zhou Chongguang suddenly realized and said, "I said, Boss Qi, why are you doing this now?"

If you want to find a lover, brother, I will help you find hundreds of handsome guys who are ten thousand times better than his family background in minutes!

You don't need to put down your value and please an actor, right?"

When Qi Mei heard this, she suddenly felt cold sweat falling. She didn't care whether she would offend Zhou Chongguang or not. She immediately said, "Mr. Zhou, don't talk nonsense. This is Brother Fan who I respect the most. He is so good at cooking!"

As the most awesome young man among the local snakes in southern Hunan, he already has a natural sense of superiority on his territory. After Zhou Chongguang learned about Lu Yifan's identity, he naturally would not take him seriously. Not only did he not pay attention to it, he said with a sarcastic look on his face: "Hahaha, isn't he just knowing how to cook?

Sister Mei, if you want to, I can also cook for you!

Yes, I have to call me a few words, brother? Well?"

When Lu Yifan heard this, he couldn't help but frown, too lazy to argue with these young men.

After all, if you are interested in your identity and status, you will lose your share and insult your identity.

So he said to Lu Yuhan: "Yuhan, I have something to do, so I'll leave first."

"Hey, don't interfere! Since you are here, everyone will join in the table for fun!

Yifan, with your wealth, you must have never eaten in the VIP room in this restaurant, right?

Today, the old classmate is happy to see you. Once you are generous, you will also give you a long experience of wild children from poor families!" Li Hao shouted unyieldingly.

Yes, just an actor who came out of a talent show in the entertainment industry dared to come here to hook up with the woman he likes!

If this is spread, why did Li Hao stay in this circle again?

So no matter what tonight, he will avenge his new and old hatreds together!

It was also so that this poor boy knew that he was no longer the "rat" he used to be in junior high school.

Lu Yifan got angry from his heart, clenched his fists and wanted to hit him.

Li Hao's body trembled, and he was so scared that he hurriedly retreated, hid behind Lu Yuhan and said, "Lu Yifan, this is society, not a school anymore! Don't think that fists can solve any problems!

You're breaking the law, do you know?"

As he said that, Li Hao raised his chest and looked righteous.

"That's right!"

Lu Yifan nodded, chuckled and patted Li Hao's shoulder with his palm, as if he was a little cowardly.

But no one saw that a faint purple light flowed quietly into Li Hao's body from Lu Yifan's fingertips.

What he released was the "foul odor" that was almost toxic in the Guangmu Tianwang Poison Sutra, which was diarrhea, but the gas it was discharged was foul odor and unpleasant!

It is perfect to use it to spoof Li Hao like this.

Because this poison is extremely toxic, it is extremely convenient to develop. Lu Yifan grabbed the materials from the treasure pavilion and completed the preparation in an instant.

Seeing Lu Yifan's actions, Li Hao couldn't help laughing proudly and said, "Hmph, that's good! You actually want to hit me! Do you know what the outcome will be?

I can let you go to the bureau for a jail with just one word, do you understand?

I am your old classmate, so I am willing to say this to you. If I am not, who would care about actors like you!"

Lu Yifan didn't mind either and smiled lightly, "Yeah, you're right."

"Tsk! He's really numb and timid!" Zhou Chongguang said boredly.

Li Hao felt that he was awesome today, and even a top talent like Lu Yifan gave in to him.

So he turned around and began to talk bad things about Lu Yifan to Lu Yuhan.

Lu Yuhan was too lazy to pay attention to him at first, but the more he spoke, the more he became more and more excited, and the more he spoke, the more he became more and more excessive. Lu Yuhan was so angry that he glared at him fiercely.

Li Hao wanted to say something, but at this moment, his face suddenly changed, and a little pain appeared on his face.

Lu Yuhan frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?"

"No...it's okay...it just feels...it seems to have a little stomachache..."

Puff~~~~~

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Hao suddenly released a loud fart that was enough to echo in the entire hall for a long time.

Lu Yuhan's face changed, and he instinctively wrinkled his nose, and there was obvious disgust in his beautiful eyes.

"Yuhan, listen to my explanation..."

Before he could finish speaking, "Puff puff puff", three loud farts were louder and louder at a time!

At the same time, purple gas like poisonous smoke began to emerge from Li Hao's butt!

The fat and fat man next to him smelled the gas, and immediately foamed at his mouth, his eyes turned pale, and he fell to the ground and twitched.

The four beauties Qi Mei, Lu Yuhan, Kong Yuzhu and Kong Yumei were so disgusted!

I hurried to hide next to Lu Yifan, for fear of being fucked by the fart.

Li Hao's face turned red, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it.

Lu Yifan pinched his nose and said in a mocking voice: "Everyone says that the farts don't sound, the farts don't smell. Damn, rat, how are your farts fucked and smelly!

This is the first time I have seen someone fart and bring purple smoke, like a poisonous fog!

You said you are so fartful in public, and you are too unethical, right?"

"Lu Yifan! You..."

Puff puff puff puff...

Li Hao was about to speak angrily, but because he used too much force, he made several loud farts in succession!

Suddenly, there was a foul smell in the hall!

Everyone who came and went to and pinched their noses in disgust and pointed at Li Hao.

Li Hao lowered his head, blushed his face, and his fists were tightly clamped together, and his nails were almost pierced into the palm of his hand!

Too shameful!

Not only did he lose all his face in front of Lu Yuhan, but he also let the high-ranking officials and nobles who came here to eat know that they were a bad fart king.

He can be said to have lost all his face and looked ugly!

Li Hao didn't dare to stay in the hall anymore, so he quickly ran to the toilet.

As soon as he walked into the toilet, he farted like a firecracker.

The toilet was not big, and even he himself was so angry that his tears flowed out.

At this moment, Li Hao felt so hatred!

This is so embarrassing. How can I get along with Lu Yuhan in the future?
Chapter completed!
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