"Haha, this is simple, Master, don't worry, don't say that you smashed a building.

Even if you really kill someone, I can help you settle the land in Handong!” Sima Nan patted his chest and promised.

"Well, you're right. Last night, someone attacked him and accidentally killed more than fifty people.

You can help settle this matter, too." Lu Yifan said with a smile.

The smile on Sima Nan's face immediately froze.

Your sister, you really killed someone, you said you killed someone!

"Okay! As long as it is the master's business, I will settle the amount of money I will spend! Don't worry!" Sima Nan gritted his teeth and promised.

"Okay, you go back first, and I'll arrive later." Lu Yifan said.

"Okay, Master, then I'll go back first, let's see you later."

After a period of practice, suddenly, his cell phone was shocked!

When I looked down, it was the gods in the Tianting chat group that were starting to chat on the screen wildly.

"What's going on? Since the last Mid-Autumn Festival, it seems that these gods have started diving.

Why did this start to flood the screen?" Lu Yifan asked in confusion.

Qianliyan: "God of Cooking! Get out of here!!!"

Shunfenger: "Your sister, what kind of dishes have you cooked recently! My stomach is broken!"

Guangyin King: "It doesn't matter if you eat badly. The key is that it's so uncomfortable to hold this shit in your stomach and can't pull it out!"

Guangmu Tianwang: "That's right! As the saying goes, people are iron, shit is steel, and you won't feel so nervous when you stop.

I haven't been holding this shit for three years, but I'm so worried!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Guangmu Tianwang, you are fine, I'm in trouble with Sister Chang'e. I haven't shit for ten years!"

Sun Wukong: "I miss me the great saint of the world and the mighty three realms. I haven't been shit for fifteen years. Who should I ask for to complain?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "I'm fine, I've picked it out a little today..."

Fairy Nishang: "Dispair~~~~~Stop talking, I'm going to vomit!!!"

One day in heaven, one year in the world, gods and immortals like to use the time in the mortal world to calculate the time they poop.

Lu Yifan saw so many people saying that he hadn't shit, so he quickly sent a private message to Chang'e.

Fairy Chang'e told Lu Yifan the whole story.

It turned out that Zhu Dabao's cheating product recently read a "collection of dark food recipes" and took a lot of ingredients from where I got them.

After the gods took it, they became constipated collectively!

Erlang Shen: "Hahahaha, fortunately I haven't eaten these days, I'm fine, hehe!"

Jade Emperor: "You are so embarrassed to say it! You poured all the rice to Xiaotian Dog, which made me feel full of shit, as if I was pregnant.

Now, whenever there are gods meeting me, ask me.

What is the relationship between your nephew and Xiaotian Dog?”

Erlang Shen: "..."

Can gods also suffer from constipation?

Lu Yifan was so happy when he saw it.

But it can be understood even if you think about it.

The ingredients that gods eat are definitely fairy food, and it is not the food that ordinary people eat, so it is normal to get constipated.

Jade Emperor: "@Lao Shang Laojun, Laojun, see if there is any way to treat your dear friends?

I can’t go to court even if I feel shit in my stomach!”

Taishang Laojun: "I'm going to make a fussy pill that I've refined. It can live forever, be immortal, be immortal, and be able to manifest magical powers...but it just cannot cure constipation!"

Hearing this, the Tianting chat group became lively in an instant!

Sun Wukong: "Catch Zhu Dabao's cheating product for me, Lao Sun, and feed him the food he cooked for a hundred years!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "God of Food, come out for me, and I promise not to beat you to death, just be beaten to pieces!"

Zhu Dabao: "Cough cough... Isn't it just constipation... Everyone jumps around and dances, and go out to dance square dances, aren't it a waste to go?"

Fairy Chang'e: "You don't feel hurt when you stand and speak! You're so tired, who can still jump!"

The third prince of Nezha: "I want to shit! I don't care! I just want to shit!!! (Three crying expressions)"

Next, all the gods of all sizes in the group stood up and condemned the behavior of the God of Food Zhu Dabao, and expressed their willingness to shit.

Lu Yifan was diving silently in the group at this time, but he was almost laughing and cramping.

It’s so difficult for a god to poop!

It seems that being a mortal is better!

But even her beloved sister Chang'e was full of shit.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but see "shit".

So he called Sima Nan and said, "Hey, Xiaonan, ask you something.

Can you find me a laxative with a very strong medicine?”

Sima Nan: "What's wrong, Master, are you constipated?"

Lu Yifan: "Get out! Your master, I will be smooth every morning and smooth to the end!

I'll ask if you can?"

Sima Nan: "Can! How much do you want?"

Lu Yifan: "Give me as much as you can!"

Sima Nan: "Okay, that's OK... It's just this medicine. The toxic side effects are a bit big, so you have to take it leisurely.

Don’t look back and get you feeling weak. The teacher’s wife is unhappy and she has to slap me.”

Lu Yifan: "I'm talking about it, it's not that I'm constipated!!!"

Half an hour later, Sima Nan came with a semi-truck of medicine.

Lu Yifan picked up the medicine he gave him and took a look.

But I saw that the medicine was called "silence and closure", and the effect of the medicine was to "stop diarrhea and treat diarrhea".

"Are you sick? I asked you to give me laxatives. Why did you give me diarrhea medicine for me?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Oh, Master, you don't know anything about this."

Sima Nan proudly picked up the "scavenge" and shook it in his hand: "This medicine was indeed a treatment for diarrhea after it was produced.

Unfortunately, after taking it, the patient not only did not recover, but his diarrhea became even worse.

Some people even suffered from diarrhea because of taking this medicine!

After I seized this batch of medicines, I simply sold them as laxatives.

Don’t say it, the thief sold is great!

That effect is amazing!

Many celebrities buy medicine from me as a weight loss medicine!”

"And...there is such an operation?" Lu Yifan was simply shocked.

No matter what, I picked up the "sweeping and banning" Lu Yifan and packed it into a red envelope, sent it to the Tianting chat group, and said, "Don't panic, all fairy friends, there are laxatives I have plundered from the world, but I can't guarantee whether it can work."

After all, they are gods, and Lu Yifan is not sure how resistant they are.

A second passed, and the Heavenly Court chat group did not respond.

A minute passed, and the Tianting chat group was still silent.

Five minutes passed, the medicine was robbed, but no one spoke, and it seemed as if there was no one in the group!

Five hours have passed, and Lu Yifan doesn’t even want to see his phone. Where is the person?

Talk!

When I was talking, Fairy Chang'e posted a long list of poop expressions in the chat group...
Chapter completed!