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Chapter 44 Judge Cui sends a red envelope

After the Jade Emperor left, the group of gods collectively started a conference to complain about the Jade Emperor.

Yue Lao: "How about playing the rankings. Every time the Jade Emperor chooses heroes in seconds, no matter whether the lineup is available! I have to play tanks and support every time. After all, he chose the C position and didn't have any output, and the data was not half as high as mine!"

Yang Jian: "Yesterday, the Jade Emperor chose Athena, this is a gift!

If you die, live and die, you will be sent to the end of the world forever. Anyway, you will do it if you don’t accept it!

His teammate scolded him, and he decisively gave more than 30 heads in that game...

I was almost pissed off by my uncle!"

Qianliyan: "You guys are pretty good!

Do you know what the result of his choice of Guan Yu?

Guan Yu, the hero, rode a horse and gave the head very quickly. Others walked over little by little, but Guan Yu of the Jade Emperor was better, and rode out to give it. At the same time, others could give three, and Guan Yu of the Jade Emperor could give five.

The Jade Emperor Guan Yu was simply confused and confident. A group of people on the opposite side, Guan Yu went up with one of his ultimate moves, half-blooded or residual blood on the opposite side, and then... he was killed by the opponent.

After finishing his business, he called me a coward and refused to go up and do it!

Damn, I'm almost crying, and I still don't dare to talk back!"

Nezha: "I don't know how much hatred the Jade Emperor and the Great Sage have. He will go to see him off as soon as he plays with the monkey.

As soon as the monkey died, he was giggling.

Damn, this has been making trouble in the Heavenly Palace for tens of thousands of years, and this guy is still here to hold grudges!"

"The Jade Emperor's tower stealing Han Xin is the most pitiful!"

"Take it down, the Jade Emperor's Lu Ban is called a pit!"

"I hehehe you all look! Have you never seen the Jade Emperor use the old master?"

The gods complained about the Jade Emperor's ugly face playing "Glory of Kings".

"Ahem..."

At this moment, after a cough, everyone looked up.

But the Queen Mother walked from behind to the hall with a serious face.

When the immortals saw it, they thought something was wrong!

I'm afraid that the Queen Mother of the Queen Mother heard all the words she complained about in the Jade Emperor!

All the immortals were sweating coldly, kneeling on the ground and dared not speak.

Queen Mother sat on Lingxiao's throne and said angrily: "Is the Jade Emperor's Daji the most deceptive?

Such a simple hero is not sure about his skills, dare you believe it?"

The immortals were stunned at first, and then the complaints of the immortals sounded again in the Lingxiao Palace.

Queen Mother waved her hand and said, "I decided that we will rank in the morning court in the future!

I won’t bring the Jade Emperor to play!

Let's go to his sister's cheating!

All the gods who cheated me will die for me!”

All the immortals were overjoyed: "Long live the Queen Mother!!!"

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...

The lounge of the Lingxiao Palace harem.

After the Jade Emperor returned to the palace, he asked all the maids to go down. After he was sure that Queen Mother had not come, a smile like a chrysanthemum appeared on his face. He couldn't wait to take out his cell phone and turn on "Glory of Kings".

"Master Luban is mentally retarded 25..."

"Get a handful of Lu Ban, let you mortals see how powerful I am!

All people!

Trembling!!!”

The Jade Emperor smiled arrogantly, and manipulated Lu Ban to go to the wild area to play red.

Seeing that Hong was about to be beaten, a sword energy flew over...

The red is gone!

He was defeated by the Lanling King on the opposite side!

Lanling King: "Hahaha, stupid Luban! A little bit~~~~~~"

The Jade Emperor was so angry!

He immediately manipulated Lu Ban and went to chase him. After finishing his work, he murmured: "Don't run away if you have a habit! Return my red dad!"

The result is conceivable, the Jade Emperor gave him a bloody gift!

Because the hero Lanling King is very restrained by Lu Ban, and the Jade Emperor really doesn't know how to play, the result is that as soon as he leaves the house and comes online, he will be killed by the invisible Lanling King in less than ten seconds!

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he was crazy!

"Lanling King, your uncle, I @¥%&(10,000 words are omitted here)..."

After cursing, the Jade Emperor accidentally clicked on a page.

That is the game's protocol page, and usually no one will watch this thing.

Unfortunately, the last page of the agreement reads: "If you need help, please call the 110 helpline."

The Jade Emperor saw the exclamation mark that appeared in Lanling King again, and he was so scared that he quickly called 110.

Agent: "Hello, hello, do you need any help?"

Jade Emperor: "Hey, 110? I'm being chased! Come and save me!"

The Jade Emperor's crying voice came from the other end of the phone.

When the agent heard this, he said, okay, this is a big case!

Agent: "Where are you now? Who is chasing you? And what's your name?"

Jade Emperor: "I am Jade Emperor, and I am squatting in the grass in the lower lane now! Come quickly!

The King of Lanling is coming to capture me again!

Help!

I don't want to be killed again!!!”

Agent: "…"

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Honor of Kings is in the sky!

However, because the gods cannot get some tickets, most of them have no skins.

Everyone wants skin.

This day, when Lu Yifan was planning a new episode of the Voice of Good Deals, his phone suddenly buzzed and vibrated!

"Such a violent shock? Could it be that new gods have joined the group? I have been there for a long time but new gods have joined the group!"

Lu Yifan picked up his cell phone and took a look.

"The Jade Emperor invited Judge Cui to join the Heavenly Court chat group."

It is actually the legendary hell judge Cui Yu!

Judge Cui is the number one figure in the famous underworld. He wears a red robe, holds a life-and-death slightest hand in his left hand and a soul-catching pen in his right hand, specializing in the task of doing good to increase longevity and allowing evil to return to evil.

According to the tenth chapter of "Journey to the West", "Cui Jue was the minister before the Emperor of the Supreme Emperor. He was first ordered by Cizhou and later promoted to the Minister of Rites. He had a close relationship with his ministers for eight times on Sunday and knew each other very well."

He was an honest official during his lifetime. After his death, he became the most trusted judge of the case investigation of King Yama. He was in charge of the case investigation department, rewarding good and punishing evil, and managing life and death. He was the most powerful person in history. He held the "life and death thin" and soul-catching pen. He only needed to hook a little, and who should die and who should live would be in a short time.

I was appointed by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to be the successor of the local mansion. This person may be his right-hand man in the future, so it is necessary to curry favor with him.

As soon as Judge Cui joined the group, the immortals began to shout.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The poor nun has been in the group for a long time, and has only sent red envelopes, but has not received red envelopes yet. This time, Judge Cui joins the group, so he has to send more red envelopes!"

Buddha Tathagata: "My Tathagata's magic palm is already hungry and thirsty!"

The third prince of Nezha: "Judge Cui, I heard that you have plundered a lot of good things in the mortal world! Send it to everyone!"

Judge Cui: "Khan... I am just a little judge, so how can you be rich as a great immortal!"

The third prince of Nezha: "Your judge looks good..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Your life and death seem to be pretty..."

Yang Jian: "Your judge's hat looks good..."

Xiaotian Dog: "Wang Wang, your judge's order looks good..."

Judge Cui was almost crying!

Your sister!

Is it unhappy for me to join this group?

This is so fucking like a bunch of bandits!
Chapter completed!
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