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Chapter 629 Pursue Fairy Chang'e?

Just as Lu Yifan was amazed by the beautiful photos in the Queen Mother's circle of friends, his cell phone rang.

Queen Mother: "You are the Lu Yifan who brought the Jade Emperor to pieces?"

Lu Yifan: "Aunt Queen Mother, how do you say this? What does it mean to have me ruined the Jade Emperor?"

Queen Mother: "Don't call me aunt, I'm more than enough to be your grandmother! Just call me my grandmother!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, Queen Mother, no problem."

Queen Mother: "(Three angry expressions) What a sharp-hearted mortal, how dare you tease me!"

Lu Yifan: "Empress, please calm down. I feel that the Empress has been in the Heaven for so long, so she must be very bored and lonely to make the Empress happy."

On the other side of the phone, the Queen Mother, who saw Lu Yifan speaking, was slightly stunned and her heart couldn't help but feel infinite melancholy.

It is said that gods are good, but who knows the misery and loneliness above the sky?

In fact, Queen Mother knows why the gods in the group would rather use magic weapons and elixirs to exchange for the junk food that Lu Yifan sent from the world.

In addition to being delicious, they actually miss the slightest bit of fireworks in the world.

Even the Jade Emperor could not stand loneliness and sneaked to the mortal world. How could other gods not want to think about the world of flowers on earth?

Gong Ziyuan looked at Lu Yifan's phone curiously and immediately said in surprise: "Oh, who is this? Why is she so beautiful?

This temperament is like a fairy in the sky!”

Lu Yifan smiled slightly and said, "Ha, fairy? This is 10,100,000 times awesome than a fairy!"

Queen Mother: "Don't change the topic Lu Yifan! Since you took the Jade Emperor as that anchor, he has been in my ear every night when he sleeps, "Old Tie Double-click 666" and "Surf friends, please give me a rocket", which is like crazy.

Say, what sin should you be!”

Damn!!!

Your husband is addicted to games and live broadcasts. Why do you blame me for being on the head?

This is a typical example of not being able to pull out the shit, it is strange gravity!

If you can’t give birth to a baby, the weird condom is so powerful!!!

Lu Yifan: "Uh, please calm down. The Jade Emperor wants to be an anchor and play games, but I don't force me to do it!

And... I didn't expect that he was so self-control that he became addicted to the Internet...

To be honest, in our mortal world, only elementary school students are so addicted to playing games, and older people will have self-control."

Queen Mother: "What do you mean? I say my husband is not even as good as a primary school student?"

Your husband is really not as good as a primary school student when playing League of Legends. Arthur, a level 5, went to fight the little dragon and didn't even know what it was to replenish soldiers. He was not even as good as hanging up the machine in the spring!

Are you so embarrassed to come and rely on me?

Lu Yifan: "Empress, I don't mean that... If you have any dissatisfaction or any requests, you can just ask, and I will satisfy you.

I need to persuade Jade Emperor to quit the Internet addiction, or block his account so that he can’t play games, I can do it.”

Queen Mother: "Ha! Childish! Do you think I'm looking for you just to get that dead old man to quit the Internet addiction?"

Lu Yifan: "Then...what do you mean?"

The other side of the phone was silent for nearly ten minutes before he slowly said something.

Queen Mother: "Take me to play together!"

I'm down!!!

Lu Yifan almost staggered and fell off the bed!

What is going on around the bush is to let me take you to play games?

Lu Yifan: "(Three crazy sweating expressions) Empress, do you also love playing League of Legends?"

Queen Mother: "Hmph, I don't like to play such trash games that push towers!

Didn’t the Jade Emperor ask you to make him happy last time?

This time you must make me happy too!

Otherwise, I will kick you out of the chat group, deprive you of all the magic weapons and related memories, and make you just a mortal forever!"

After a pause, Queen Mother might feel that she was not very imposing and added: "By the way, let the Moon Master lead the red thread to others!

Humph, are you scared?"

day!

Lu Yifan's forehead was covered with goose feather sweat.

This couple is more cruel than the other!

Lu Yifan: "Don't worry, Empress, I will definitely serve you comfortably!"

Queen Mother: "Well, this is almost the same! If you can make me happy, I will not blame you, but also allow you to pursue Fairy Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the Heavenly Court. What do you think?

You have to know that Fairy Chang'e is not sure how many great immortals and monsters in the Three Realms are thinking about, and there are even those who have fought to the Heavenly Palace for her!

Of course, those people were slapped by our palace and their souls were scattered."

Pursuing Fairy Chang'e?!

When Lu Yifan thought of Fairy Chang'e's extremely beautiful and delicate facial features, his heart kept beating.

He actually thought about taking Fairy Chang'e.

But after all, he is in the sky and a fairy, and he is in the mortal world, so Lu Yifan suppressed this thought.

Now the Queen Mother actually offered to allow herself to pursue Fairy Chang'e!

How could this make Lu Yifan not be moved!

If this succeeds, he will not only have the top ten school beauties in Jiangda as his wife, but also have the number one beauty in heaven as his wife!

Damn it is so envious of the many gods in the three realms!

Lu Yifan: "The Empress was joking. It was my duty to serve the Empress, so how dare I make any requests?

By the way, what are the three measurements of Fairy Chang'e?"

Queen Mother: "Little pervert, you are indeed as vulgar as the legendary ones.

I don’t know the three dimensions of Fairy Chang’e, but I can ask for you.”

Lu Yifan: "Thank you, Empress! I wonder what games do you like to play, Empress?"

Queen Mother: "I prefer to play more lively games, preferably the kind that can abuse people wildly.

League of Legends is a game with only ten people, which is too boring and not lively enough.

And I have to play with a computer, which makes me feel very upset.

It’s all the time, and I still use computers to play games!”

Lu Yifan: "It's easy to say! I'll go and help the queen find a game right away.

By the way, Empress, do you want to play live broadcast?”

Queen Mother: "Live broadcast? I... can I? Actually, they don't like to play live broadcasts! But if you insist on me playing, I can barely agree to you!"

The Queen Mother over there was obviously a little moved.

Which woman doesn’t like being a celebrity?
Chapter completed!
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