Chapter 122 Believe it or not, it's actually a balloon
Looking down at the box of condoms that fell to the ground, Guan Shihan, who was in a slightly relaxed mood, changed his attitude towards Lu Yifan again.
"Okay, you're even ready for condoms, and you said you don't have any inappropriate thoughts about me?"
Thinking about how he was hugged and hugged by Lu Yifan last night, and was forced to kiss him, Guan Shihan felt an inexplicable grievance in his heart.
How did I go out to meet people?
Lu Yifan was even more anxious and sweating profusely.
My dear!
You keep a box for me so much!
It has been explained clearly, but when this thing comes out, who will believe that you are a good person?
But Lu Yifan was quick to learn, calmly took out a condom, and said with a smile: "You may not believe it, it is actually a balloon.
If you don’t believe me, please see!”
Lu Yifan blew hard and blew the condom into a balloon, and used the balloon made of this condom to weave a puppy.
"Look, I'm not lying! This is just a balloon!" Lu Yifan held the "puppy" and handed it to Guan Shihan.
Bang!
With one finger, Guan Shihan said speechlessly: "You are lying to the ghost!"
"I really didn't think about what to do to you! If I really wanted to do anything, why didn't I do it last night when you didn't have any sense of consciousness? Please, can you think about it carefully with your brain?" Lu Yifan was so anxious that he even sweated on his forehead.
But it's not a big deal to think about it.
A girl from a home suddenly woke up the next day and found herself sleeping naked in a stranger's bed.
Who can't think about this?
After all, he is a special identity. After Guan Shihan calmed down, he felt that what Lu Yifan said should be true.
My body was not broken, and there was no sign of invasion on my body. Perhaps, I was really wronged.
"Okay, I'll trust you once." Guan Shihan said.
"Actually, I really saved you last night. Did you forget?"
"I know this. I just remembered that yesterday was indeed a middle-aged uncle who got me drunk. Thank you for saving me." Guan Shihan is not the kind of unreasonable person. Ren Lu Yifan saved her from the tragic situation of being beaten. She is still very grateful to Lu Yifan.
"Haha, long live understanding, long live understanding!" Lu Yifan touched his head and smiled.
Guan Shihan couldn't help but feel a hint of red glow on his face, and stomped his feet in shame and angrily, "Hey, have you not seen enough yet? I'm so uncomfortable wearing a sheet. Go and take my clothes over!"
This stomp, both in the movements and tone, seemed like a little woman was acting coquettish with her boyfriend.
At this time, Lu Yifan's eyes rolled and he smiled slightly and said, "Shihan, do you know that you are a little bit away from the most beautiful moment?
Do you know when women are the most beautiful?”
Guan Shihan shook her head blankly and said, "When?"
"Of course it's time to not wear clothes!"
"Go to die!!!"
Guan Shihan couldn't help but stamp her feet in shame.
Lu Yifan knew that the joke had gone too far, so he hurriedly said, "Your clothes are covered with vomit. I will throw them to the washing machine to wash them. It will be dry in about half an hour.
I'll get you a piece of clothing first and put it together."
Soon Lu Yifan came with a shirt and skirt from his mother.
"You go out first, I'll dress and call you." Guan Shihan said to Lu Yifan.
After a while, Guan Shihan, who walked out of the bedroom, lit up Lu Yifan's eyes.
Although his mother's clothes seem a little mature, they reveal a different kind of maternal beauty when they are wearing them.
When Lu Yifan saw his mother's clothes on other women, he felt indescribable.
Because the custom of Jiangdong people is that only daughter-in-law can wear mother-in-law's clothes.
"Sit down and wait, you can leave after your clothes are dry." Lu Yifan said generously.
In fact, he couldn't bear to leave such a beautiful woman so quickly!
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Mother Lu and Dad Lu are back.
Seeing Guan Shihan wearing her own clothes, Lu Mom grabbed Lu Yifan and whispered: "Son, you are gentle to girls too! Why did you torn all your clothes? Why did you do so much?"
When Lu Yifan thought of the box of condoms given by his mother, he explained it well, and was angry that he explained what happened last night.
After knowing the truth, Lu Mama said disappointedly: "So that's how it is..."
"What else can it be?" Lu Yifan said angrily.
He brought the breakfast to Guan Shihan. Mother Lu smiled and said, "Girl, I'm hungry all night, come and have something to eat, chat with Xiaofan, I'll go and check out your clothes, and I'll call you after I've fucked."
I vomited so much last night. Guan Shihan, who was already so hungry, nodded embarrassedly and said, "Thank you aunt."
Chapter completed!