Chapter 390 Showing affection with sister Chang'e
Xiaotian Dog: "Wool! I will let single dogs live! I haven't had a partner for a long time!"
Yang Jian: "Xiu, Tianxiu, ***, the beauty of the flower!"
Yue Lao: "I, a matchmaker, can't stand it anymore! I openly cultivate love in the chat group of Heaven! I'm so embarrassed if I don't have a wave of red envelopes?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Guigui, when will I be as outstanding as you! @Lu Yifan"
Fairy Nishang: "Yeah, does Brother Yifan want me anymore? (Three crying expressions)"
Fairy Chang'e: "@Fairy Nishang, it's okay, good sister, let's share good things together! Let's enjoy the good men together!"
Fairy Nishang: "@Fairy Chang'e, thank you Sister Chang'e! (The expressions of three cute rabbits)"
All the gods said together: "Damn, do you want to stimulate our single dogs so much!!!"
Lu Yifan: "Ahem... the two fairies, be low-key, be more low-key.
Can you please let me see your grandma later?"
All the gods said together: "Is there anyone more shameless than you?"
Jade Emperor: "Okay, the key point is here! Now start voting to decide the champion of this drifting bottle routine competition!
You can canvass votes!
Even if you have bad routines this time and have good popularity, you can still get the first place!"
I'll circle you fork!
I racked my brains to think of so many tricks, but you actually told me that I can win by relying on popularity!
Lu Yifan has already started writing bad words about the Jade Emperor in his small notebook!
Not long after, the vote count was released.
Jade Emperor: "Okay, next, I will announce the voting results of this competition!
Sixth place, Xiaotian Dog, got 233 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "Fifth place, Yue Lao, got 301 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "The fourth place is Zixia Fairy, get 320 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "The third place, Fairy Nichang, got 400 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "The second place, Lu Yifan, got 499 votes!"
Jade Emperor: "First place!!! Fairy Chang'e!!! Get 500 votes!!! Let's give us the warmest applause..."
Yang Jian: "It seems that Sister Chang'e is the best one."
Sun Wukong: "Congratulations to Fairy Chang'e!"
Fairy Zixia: "Hmph, if I hadn't married you, maybe I would have taken it first! Dead monkey, remember to hand over the public grain a few more times tonight!"
Sun Wukong: "...Well, my wife...I...I'm a manure today... Can you tell me..."
Fairy Zixia: "The monkey is dead, and I don't want to pay the public food, right? OK! If you don't pay the public food tonight, I will ask someone to help you with the public food, and I will give you a cuckold!
I think you care or not!”
Sun Wukong: "No! No! I'll give it to you! Can't I give it back? Alas... My aunt was blocking the road before marriage, and my aunt savior after marriage. The ancients really didn't deceive me!"
Xiaotian Dog: "Wang Wang! Brother Yifan, what a pity, you are the first one if you are just one vote away."
Fairy Nishang: "It's obvious that Brother Yifan should be the first!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Hehehe, who made Fairy Chang'e have a good popularity? Everyone voted for her! Did Yifan feel helpless? I also voted for Fairy Chang'e, I'll piss off you to death!"
Old Yue: "I also voted for Fairy Chang'e, letting you show off our single dog's face!"
The Third Prince of Nezha: "1 upstairs!"
Shunfeng Ear: "10086 upstairs!"
Qianliyan: "Single dogs say that they will never let such a person who shows their love be the first! They will piss you off to death!"
Lu Yifan said with a funny look: "It doesn't matter. Sister Chang'e is very popular and deserves her first place. I'm convinced."
Fairy Chang'e: "Wait a minute, Your Majesty Jade Emperor, I haven't voted yet!"
Jade Emperor: "Oh? Then, Fairy Chang'e, who do you vote for?"
Fairy Chang'e said with a pretty face slightly red: "Of course I voted for my most adorable brother Yifan! Momo! In this way, we will tie for the first place!"
Lu Yifan: "Mum, Sister Chang'e, you are so good! I am almost moved by you and cried!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan~~~~"
Lu Yifan: "Sister Chang'e~~~~"
Yue Lao: "…"
The Third Prince of Nezha: "..."
Shunfeng ears: "…"
clairvoyance:"……"
...
The single gods who just wanted to anger Lu Yifan to death were speechless!
I originally thought that I could put Fairy Chang'e into the first place and suppress the majesty of Lu Yifan, a Tianxiu person.
But unexpectedly, he was even more crazy!
A few minutes later, the Jade Emperor announced the result.
Jade Emperor: "Fairy, I announced the latest vote counting results. Yifan Shangxian and Fairy Chang'e are ranked first!
The prize Kunpeng cub egg belongs to both of them!”
Yue Lao: "Yifan Xianyou, you are a big man, don't compete with girls for prizes, right?"
Shunfenger: "That's right, just give it to Fairy Chang'e!"
The third prince of Nezha: "If it were me, I would give it to Fairy Chang'e."
Marshal Tianpeng: "So too, I am a pure man, I won't fight for girls."
Sun Wukong: "You single dogs are urging people here again, right? Brother Yifan, they are envious, jealous and hateful, don't listen to them! Just half of this prize for you!"
Lu Yifan: "Thank you, the Great Sage, for speaking for me, but I think as a man, I should be more gentlemanly and be courteous to Fairy Chang'e.
Let’s give this prize to Fairy Chang’e!”
Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan, just take this beast egg. I have a rabbit, and it's useless to ask for it.
You can take it and you can protect yourself after you grow up.
If you feel embarrassed, you can raise it and take Kunpeng to the Moon Palace to see me.
Just like dad taking his son to see his mother!”
Lu Yifan: "Is that OK? Sister Chang'e? You're not kidding? This is Kunpeng's beast egg!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Hehehe, no joke!"
Jade Emperor: "Okay, then according to Fairy Chang'e's request, I officially announced that the champion of the first Drifting Bottle Routine Competition in Heaven is...
Lu Yifan is the immortal!!!”
Lu Yifan: "I'll go, this... I'm so embarrassed... I can only say that, Sister Chang'e, I love you!"
Fairy Chang'e: "No! Brother Yifan, you don't love you more than I do! Because I'm full!"
Lu Yifan: "No, I love you more! Because you are full, I overflow!"
...
Yue Lao: "You two are too cruel. Have you ever considered Bajie's feelings?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "I am dead, I have something to burn paper!
In addition, please come here for me, I promise not to beat you to death!”
Chapter completed!