Chapter 356 Sun Dasheng's Happiness
Lu Yifan: "Is Brother Great Sage here? I am a beautiful girl~~~~"
Sun Wukong: "…(Three vomiting expressions)"
Lu Yifan: "I'm not kidding anymore, Great Sage, I have a question I want to ask you."
Sun Wukong: "What's the matter? Let me explain first, I can't help you with some things."
Lu Yifan: "...Do you think I am like a person who is not good?"
Sun Wukong: "Who made you have so many wives? And the beauty of all countries is beautiful."
Lu Yifan: "Oh, there is no way, he is handsome and rich. The girls cried and begged and knelt on their knees.
You said, what can I do?"
Sun Wukong: "Beast! Just keep your mouth shut and you're going to have a girl!"
Lu Yifan: "Wait...Master Sage, listen to your tone...you shouldn't be a magician!?"
Lu Yifan seemed to have discovered a huge secret, and he didn't want to ask about his cultivation!
The heart of gossip jumped up!
Sun Wukong: "Who... who said that I, Lao Sun, belongs to the magician..."
Lu Yifan: "Yoyo, you stutter, you stutter, you dare to say that you are not? But when you say that, Great Sage, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, right?"
Sun Wukong: "Lu Yifan!!! Do you dare to say something else, believe me, Lao Sun, will you go down to earth and destroy you?"
Lu Yifan: "Don't be angry, I'm not thinking about your happiness! Tell me, is there any hidden secrets?
Brother is an expert in this regard!
You also know that you have many wives and are familiar with the road. You have been professional veteran drivers for 30 years, absolutely stable!"
Sun Wukong struggled for a long time before sighing, "I... I'm embarrassed to mention that to Zixia!
I always feel that she doesn't like having children very much.
We have been married for so long, and she has been with me for not having that happen. She is also happy, and I am embarrassed to mention it suddenly."
Lu Yifan: "...then...how long have you been married?"
Sun Wukong: "Ten thousand three thousand six hundred and thirty-two years, the wedding anniversary was just celebrated a few days ago."
Lu Yifan: “…”
After being married for more than 13,000 years, are both magicians?
Lu Yifan felt that his views were about to be refreshed!
What a god?
Monster!!!
So tolerant?
After thinking about it, Lu Yifan ran to the pharmacy at the entrance of the school, bought a bottle of blue pills, threw it into the strongest immortal machine, and sent it to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong received Lu Yifan's red envelope and sent a series of question marks.
Sun Wukong: “??????????
What is this little blue pill?
Immortal elixir?
I'm tired of eating Taishang Laojun's golden elixir, so I don't need this thing anymore."
Lu Yifan: "It's not a elixir or a poison. It's a magical medicine that can make you happy with Fairy Zixia!
Now that you have eaten, go to find Fairy Zixia immediately and you will understand my intention.”
Sun Wukong didn't understand why, so he opened the bottle and poured the whole bottle into his mouth just like stealing the Taishang Laojun Pill.
"What medicine? I took a bitter taste and there was no fairy energy inside. How could it be a magical medicine!" Sun Wukong complained while taking it.
(ps: Damn, hurry up and hurry up and finish one chapter before 12 o'clock, and there is no interruption. There will be another chapter later! The unit will also let you go to work for half a day tomorrow. Is it so difficult to make up a whole day of vacation?)
Chapter completed!