The shocked Lu Yifan quickly checked his body.

The next moment, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this guy is still there!

Lu Yifan couldn't help but get angry.

Open WeChat and find the avatar of the Jade Emperor. Lu Yifan typed: "Jade Emperor!!! Please give me a rough one!!! How is this fat four?"

Jade Emperor: “Hahahaha, I’m so happy!

Don't panic, don't be at a loss. Don't you still have seventy-two changes?"

Lu Yifan thought, right!

I still have seventy-two changes!

At worst, I will become what I am like. Wouldn’t it be enough to wait for the Jade Emperor’s curse to pass?

"Look at my Fasu Tiannv's transformation!!!"

Lu Yifan made an extremely seductive pose, made magic seals with his hands, and used 72 changes.

The next moment, Lu Yifan looked in the mirror... nothing happened!

Jade Emperor: "Hahahahahahahaha!! I'm so laughing to death!!! The Seventy-Two Changes are useless! Do you think my punishment is that simple?

Be obediently and use this body for half a month!

Next time I will let you win me with cheating! Your cheating is more shameless than 55!"

Lu Yifan: "Your uncle! It's obviously you who cheated first! Change it back to me quickly!!!"

However, no matter how Lu Yifan wailed and asked, the Jade Emperor ignored him.

At this moment, Lu Yifan looked at himself in despair in the mirror and could only accept reality.

Now, Lu Yifan faces two problems.

First, the old man's outfit he was wearing was too weird, it would be strange if he was not stared at him while walking on the road.

Second, how should he explain to his little wives?

It feels so weird to let them see that they are now.

Third, the group of Jianghai bosses and Handong bosses in the private room are still waiting for me! We must not go back, right?

"You can't go back to my wife's place. At present, the most urgent thing is to get a set of women's clothing first."

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan unknowingly... came to the women's bathroom next door!

He wants to try his luck.

At this time, a middle-aged aunt with extremely gorgeous makeup, white powder on her face walked out of three layers, and the fat on her belly swung her back, and the middle-aged aunt walked in with anger.

"It's really a waste of time to buy this expensive outfit! The size is so much different! Fortunately, I gestured for a moment and saw it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to return it if I wear it once."

As he said that, the aunt walked in with a complete set of women's clothing with "lv" brand.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw Lu Yifan.

The women's clothing in the aunt's hand fell silently to the ground!

She has lived for more than fifty years and has never seen such a beautiful girl!

"Hey, Auntie, are you okay?" Lu Yifan leaned forward slightly and helped her pick up her clothes.

The aunt who had recovered from her senses, when she heard Lu Yifan's words so sweet and greasy, she felt a stream of sour water in her heart.

Why!

Why is she so young and beautiful?

All aspects are still so perfect!

It's simply the representative of the legendary slutty bitch!

"Oh, he's so sexy, I want to go out and seduce a man, right?" the aunt said sarcastically.

"Ha? A piece of shit is used to kill honey?" Lu Yifan said in confusion.

"Hmph, I have seen you little vixen for too many times!

Isn’t it just because I rely on my youth to go out to fish for kids and play with men?

Shameless thing!

I thought that if I went to the country of Bangzi, I would be so great that I would look down on people if I had a breast augmentation?

I tell you, just a little bitch like you, you should wear a little bit of clothing and you deserve to be played with when you go out at night!”

The aunt cursed and said, "The spitting star squirted Lu Yifan's face, and the more he said it, the more he went too far, and even put on his nose, vaguely feeling about taking action."

"You little bitch, you may have had many births!

Have the good intention to call me aunt? Don’t you see how old you are?

Sister, come and ask you, are you a bitch?

If you don’t speak, you’re accusation!”

“

Sister, I know that you are so slutty like you, with a pure appearance and a dirty heart!

Unlike me, I am a little worse than yours, but I am clean and upright!

I think you shameless women should be thrown into the river and soaked in the pig cage!”

This little mouth is like a small cannon, and it is squirting endlessly.

Although Lu Yifan is not a woman, he scolded him so badly. I guess this aunt has humiliated the little girl outside many times.

Let’s look at her clothes and dress. She is either a rich wife or a big boss’s wife, looking fearless.

Lu Yifan took out a live immortal cigarette from his pocket, lit it quietly, and held it in his mouth.

The hanging look was like a little girl!

It took ten minutes before the aunt stopped because of her thirst.

Lu Yifan took a sip of cigarette, looked at the aunt coldly and said, "Have you finished speaking?"

The aunt looked at Lu Yifan with disdain and said, "What's wrong? It's so amazing to smoke? Who are you scaring me!

A little shrimp!

Let me tell you, my sister is the wife of a big family!

I'm scolding you for your own good!

If you hadn't met your sister today, you wouldn't know how long it would take to hear these principles of life!"

When Lu Yifan heard this, his eyes lit up, "You are the son who gets an injection and infusion. The nurse accidentally made a little blood from the child and kicked the person and aborted him.

After that, he said that being a nurse is the service industry, and he should be the one who is angry, right?"

The aunt smiled disdainfully and said, "Yes, it's your sister and me! How about it? You want to be kicked, right?

Slut!

I'm gonna be!!!”

Lu Yifan flicked the ash and continued to hold the cigarette holder, then...

He grabbed the aunt's hair, threw her to the ground, and dragged her to the men's bathroom!
Chapter completed!