Chapter 38: The villain and the bird man are not easy to mess with(1/2)
Chapter 38: Little Birds are not easy to mess with
The strange bird picked up important words and told Aren all the things he knew about cultivation. Although he knew that he could not go to the Tianyuan Continent, as his life-saving benefactor, the strange bird still told him without reservation.
"Little kid, although you cannot practice in your realm, I still tell you everything I know. Perhaps, I still have a little hope for you, but I can tell you that I have said so much today, and it has been a bit of a secret of heaven. I did this for the sake of you saving my life. Also, the elixirs I left in your jade perch must not be made public, otherwise you will be confused by the rules, all the damns will be alive, and those who deserve to live will die again. At that time, the Heaven will definitely intervene, and no one of us will escape!"
After thinking for a while, the strange bird continued, "However, if you practice according to the mantra I said, maybe in a few decades, you may enter the agility stage. You can practice with the spiritual energy of the medicinal materials in the jade pendant. If you work hard, you will not have any disease and live a long life. If these herbs cannot last, you can go to the lake next to your house to take a look. I always feel that there is something strange there. Well, that's all I can help you, and the rest depends on your own!"
Seeing the strange bird treating him like this, Aren felt a little guilty and clasped his fists and said, "Senior, I was so disrespectful to you before. Now you are about to leave. We don't know if we can see you again in this life. Come! You and I drink this glass of wine, just treat it as I'm sending you off."
With a gentle lift of his toes, a mud-sealed jar came into his hand, his movements were graceful and handsome, and even Aren himself was a little stunned. This action was made subconsciously. Just now, a passage of the Tianxuan Sutra flashed through his mind; calmness arises, and the spirit enters the qi, the qi and the spirit are combined, and the five elements and four symbols can be used for it.
When the strange bird saw Aren's action, it was obviously not something that a normal mortal could do. He asked in surprise: "Little kid, are you... were you lucky just now?"
Aren was stunned when he heard this and said truthfully: "I don't know what luck is. I only know that the scripture you said just flashed through my mind, and I subconsciously took this action."
“Which passage?”
The strange bird asked nervously.
"Silence is born with concentration, and the spirit enters the qi, and the qi and the spirit are combined, and the five elements and four symbols can be used for it. Just this paragraph, what's wrong?" Aren also felt that the action just now seemed to be triggered by the scriptures.
"Yes, this is this paragraph. This paragraph is the entry-level formula for refining essence into qi. Although it is in the middle of the scripture, this paragraph is the most critical. But I am very curious that this Tianxuan Sutra is the cultivation formula of our divine beast clan in ancient times. How can you activate it?" The strange bird asked in surprise and excitement. After saying that, it regretted it. It couldn't keep this secret. Fortunately, this little ghost didn't listen to it...
Logically speaking, this moment should be Aren’s happiest moment, but as the strange bird was about to leave, Aren was not happy at all, raised his wine glass and said with a little melancholy: "Maybe it happened? Come on! I don’t want that anymore, I’ll do it!"
The strange bird laughed and said, "Okay! Little kid, it's the first time I've seen you like a man!"
After saying that, he used his wings to set up a jar of wine and started drinking it.
As farewell is approaching, Aren doesn't care about the sarcasm of the strange bird. After drinking a whole jar, Aren said to the strange bird: "Can you bring the things from the mortal world to heaven?"
The strange bird thought Aren had something wrong, and he heard this and quickly shook the bird's head like a rattle.
Aren sighed and said, "Oh! I originally wanted to get you some wine for you to take away, but since I can't..."
The strange bird blushed, "Uh, little kid, are you playing tricks on me, right?"
Then he rushed over and said flatteringly: "You can bring it too, hehe, just get some for me!"
Aren rolled his eyes and asked with contempt, "Didn't you say that it wasn't possible? Why did you do it again so quickly?"
"Hehe, there are always more solutions than problems. I have a small storage bag here, which can hold something in it and will not be discovered. Less go and do it quickly, don't be too much. Well... Just get tens of thousands of jars, but if I have too many, I can't put it down. Alas! What a pity, if I had known it, I would have brought my big storage bag down!"
The strange bird was talking to himself, but Aren was so angry that he said angrily: "You have tens of thousands of jars. Do you think I can change it. This requires money to buy it. Where can I get so much money? And, what kind of storage bag can hold so many things?"
The strange bird suddenly covered his mouth and dared not say anything again.
Aren gave him a blank look and said, "If you don't say it, don't think about drinking if you don't say it."
"Oh, little kid, my storage bag is not as big as your jade pendant. It's just a feather of mine. I was refining it when I was in the sky. I didn't expect to cultivate an invisible storage space. Although this is not big, I can also put something in it. The most important thing is that no matter what I put in my feather, I will not be discovered. Haha, if another storage bag is confiscated by the law of space when I fell from the South Heaven Gate, so this is your last magic weapon. At least I will bring some wine to it and will not be discovered, so don't pay attention to it."
After learning that the strange bird's treasure was not as good as his jade pendant, Aren tilted his mouth and said, "Cut it, just a bird's hair, who would like to be rare!"
After hearing this, Aren lost interest at all. One was that he was too young, and the other was that he was the strange bird's close-fitting treasure, so he couldn't hide his face and asked him for it.
"But I'm very curious, are you still short of wine in heaven?"
Aren asked a question he wanted to ask a long time ago.
"Haha, although I can't drink the Qiongjiu from Yaochi, I still have wine, but the wine in the sky is simply too hard to drink, sweet and boring. In short, it's really far from yours. Go, go quickly and get some for me, it's too late!"
Aren didn't say anything nonsense, and called Chen Jie directly and asked him to go to a nearby winery to buy five thousand jars of sorghum wine, and pack it directly and send it to the villa, which was fast.
Although Chen Jie was puzzled, he refused to ask until the end, hung up the phone and headed straight to several wineries.
It was just dark, and three trucks drove directly into Aren's villa. The car was filled with mud-sealed wine jars, and the smell of wine could be smelled from afar.
The strange bird was just a lion, but he didn't expect that Aren, who was so stingy before, bought him five thousand jars at once, which was really beyond his expectations.
Aren asked Chen Jie to take the wine transporter and two aunts at home to have dinner at a nearby restaurant first, telling them that they had found a porter, and they came over later, and asked them to eat slowly, and they would move after they came back. Aren didn't dare to let them know the existence of the strange bird, and no one could do it, so Aren spent everyone away.
Everyone did not doubt that he was, and led by Chen Jie to go straight to the hotel.
After the monster bird came out, he saw the three trucks full of excitement. He howled a few times at the top of his throat, but it scared Aren. He hurriedly stepped forward to cover the monster bird's beak: "Slightly, why are you howling? You will be satisfied if you are seen and left behind, right?"
The strange bird's eyes rolled around: "Who is there anyone?"
"Okay, hurry up and pretend!"
Aren gave the strange bird a blank look and said contemptuously: "There is no fairy at all!"
The strange bird ignored Aren's contempt and asked with a confused look on his face: "What are you pretending?"
"Of course it's pretending...Brother! Didn't you ask the wine you bought? Why are you pretending? Hurry up, they will be back in a while." Aren was speechless, really speechless. While trying to urge the mantra just now to see if you could save some effort, he urged the monster bird.
"Oh, yes, yes, look at me, I forgot when I am happy!" The weird bird looked so mean that Aren really wanted to go up and slap him.
"The world in the sleeves, enter!"
The strange bird called these words and Aren saw a magical scene. The wine jars on the truck flew towards the strange bird one by one, and disappeared when they flew in front of him. If it weren't for what he saw with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe it. This was the first time that the strange bird had used spells in front of him, and of course, it was also the last time.
"How is it? My move is OK. I can control the speed at all. Look!" The strange bird looked proud and was about to show off again.
"Don't show off your fucking show, hurry up. If someone sees this, I guess our lives will be gone!"
Aren was speechless and thought to himself: You are a god in the heavenly court, so show off your fucking mortals.
"Okay, then let's listen to you, come all!"
After a quick swipe, Aren felt a flash in front of him, and all three trucks were empty, like a magic trick.
"This...this...sen, are you easy to learn about this trick?" Aren asked the strange bird with his nose.
"Want to learn?"
The strange bird crossed his legs, and built a jar with his wings and started drinking again.
"It's okay. If you want to teach me, I can consider it!"
"Hey, boy, you're still getting more and more aggressive. However, it's not that I don't want to teach you, but that you have no foundation now. Just practicing this magic directly will harm you without any benefit. Whether it's cultivation of immortals or cultivation, you have to be step by step and steadily, otherwise your life will be difficult to protect, and there's nothing to do with learning magic!"
When Aren heard the strange bird say this, he no longer asked. He knew that the strange bird would not lie to him in such matters, so he just sat there and drank, and no one spoke.
After a long time, Aren thought of a question and suddenly said, "Can I go to your storage bag to check it out?"
"What do you want to do?"
The strange bird protects itself with its wings, which looks like a protective action that only a person who has to face inappropriateness will have.
"Why are you so nervous? I just want to go in and take a look!" Aren said with an innocent look on his face.
"If you have anything to see, I only have this little wine inside, there is nothing else, it's better not to see it!" The strange bird made up his mind and would not let him in no matter what Aren said.
"Yeah?"
Aren got up and walked to the strange bird, circled around the strange bird twice, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Fairy opens the door!"
With a "swoosh", Aren entered another world.
"I'll go, this dead bird, he's not a single word of truth. He's still small, and it's several times larger than his jade pendant!"
As soon as Ah Ren came in, he felt that the air inside was not comfortable. He felt that he could fly by just breathing the air. Moreover, there were more flowers, plants, trees and various medicinal materials in it than in his jade pendant. Compared with this, his jade pendant was simply a slag. Moreover, there were still a few cranes wandering back and forth, and there were some boxes of different sizes. I saw that these boxes were densely filled with small words, such as: "Heart Protection Pill", "Nine-turn Soul-Returning Pill", "Food Feng Yu Dew Liquid", "Seeing strange thoughts to change the fragrance", "Xiongqi Zhuangyang Pill", etc.
"I'll go!"
Before Aren could sigh at the taste of the strange bird, he hurriedly grabbed a few handfuls and threw them into his jade perch, and then he heard a loud scream.
The strange bird followed Ah Ren in three seconds after he came in. Before the person arrived, he said, "Oh, little ancestor, you... blame me too, why didn't you know to change the command? This way, since you saw it, I will give you a few more ginseng trees, which is so righteous, right?" The strange bird saw Ah Ren standing near the pill box, and was so scared that he quickly led Ah Ren to the side, for fear that Ah Ren would see these treasures of him.
"It's a big deal. The things in my jade perch are less than one-tenth of that in your place. Are you just repaying my life-saving grace? I wondered, why are you so thick-skinned? Or are you gods like this?"
Aren also saw the storage space of the strange bird before preparing to open the lion. There are too many treasures here, so there must be more points.
What? Skin? Skin is nothing at this time.
"Okay, okay, stop talking, I'll share you with 10% right?"
The strange bird wanted to send this kid out quickly, because there were many treasures buried under the tree over there, and if the kid found out, it would be really unlucky, so he spoke directly and gave Ah Ren 10%.
Aren hugged her shoulders and wandered around. After hearing the strange birds talking, he said without thinking: "Sanqi!"
The strange bird looked at it, hehe, this kid doesn't plan to be ashamed of love. OK, you don't want it anymore, so I don't want it either, "Boy, you're too much. I tell you, I'll get angry. I'm a famous bad temper in Heaven!"
Aren ignored the threat of the strange bird and said with a smile: "It's me who is seven and you three!"
"What?"
"You...really not going to be shameless?"
The strange bird finally found someone who was thicker than his face, but he didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while.
But Aren shrugged and said indifferently: "You are a god and you are shameless. Why do I have shame? I will ask you, can you still use the things you have in heaven?"
When the strange bird heard this, he immediately became anxious and shouted loudly: "I tell you, don't use bean bags as dry food. This is also a good thing in the sky. These spiritual herbs and medicines are full of spiritual energy. The heavenly court does not have many resources now, so I often hide in it to practice."
"Then you moved the ones in my jade perch here?" Aren asked.
"Hehe, I'm so smart. You can see through it at a glance. This is my best!" The strange bird did not have any precautions, and praised Aren with a smile and even took him with him.
"Then why did you say it was your shit?" Aren's face became increasingly ugly, and his tone of speaking to the strange bird became stronger and stronger.
"Ouch! This... this... isn't this a joke with you? Look at you, why are you angry again?" The strange bird smiled embarrassedly, touching his nose even felt a little embarrassed.
"Hey! I don't want Bilian at all! I said, do you gods in the sky like to make fun of it so much? You still like to make fun of it so disgusting?" Aren asked angrily.
To be continued...