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Chapter 1 Octopus takes her through it!

"Dear Tits, everyone, look at it: See how fresh it is with such a big eight-claw. Look at it, this is the ink pouch. Come on, let me give you a thumbs up now. If I think I like it, please click a collection at the bottom of the screen to give me a heart..."

With the female anchor on the phone drooling, Lin Dang also picked up the big eight-claw in his hand and prepared to switch the camera.

"Where is the ink capsule, why didn't I see the ink capsule?"

Lin Dang turned around and looked at the food blogger on his phone because he didn't find Mo Nang Lin Dang, but saw the bloody mouth on the screen of the phone, which was unable to save even the filter, bit the ink and swallow it voraciously.

Lin Dang frowned, and endured the disgust and put the big eight claws in front of him.

The reason why she bought Big Bazards was that a post she posted a few days ago attracted a verbal battle among a group of internet celebrities bloggers and unscrupulous fans. Lin Dang's original words were: Now some internet celebrities do dangerous actions to attract attention, which will bring some bad guidance to minors, which will cause some unnecessary harm.

nnd! Just because of this sentence, many people started to talk about it. Some fans even said that Lin Detectively said that if he hadn't eaten, he should not compete. He also said that Lin Detectively said that he didn't dare to eat it. Lin Detectively said that Lin Detectively said that, and Lin Detectively said that he was purely a villain's heart and was jealous.

After they said this, Lin Dang's righteous heart was instantly ignited. Her more than 20 years of food life can be said to have eaten since she was a child, from the south to the north, and she was invincible all over the world. The name of a food blogger of millions of fans is not a false reputation.

Lin Dang could understand these people's urgency to become famous, but he could not tolerate that some minors who had no ability to distinguish right from wrong and wrong were also followed suit and imitated, which caused some unnecessary tragedies.

For example, the very popular video of eating raw eight claws, Lin Dang was very disgusted. She wanted to tell everyone that this thing tasted bad and could not be so headshot. The behavior of eating raw is not cool at all, but makes people look like a silly.

How about octopus? Isn’t it delicious? Braised, stir-fried, or charcoal grilled? Can’t it taste good? Can’t it taste its oceanic flavor or its own beauty?

"Dangdang, Dangdang, mom is here to see you. Let's see what delicious food mom brings you?"

A slightly sharp voice came from the flower hall with the inattention of the key hitting heavily, sharply interrupting Lin Dang's memory. Lin Dang subconsciously turned around, and his cheeks happened to meet the several tentacles of the eight-clawed ones but he didn't know it.

Lin Dang frowned and looked at the visitor: "Why are you here?"

She is here, she is here again!

Lin Dang quickly calculated the days in his heart: Today is Mother's Day? Is it Mid-Autumn Festival?... or the Spring Festival? Why is she here again? Lin Dang counted his fingers ten times but couldn't figure it out. Besides, today is not the day when my father gave Lin a living expenses, so what did she do?

When his parents divorced since childhood, Lin Dang did not "receive" Lin's father until his life. If Lin's father was really thinking ruthlessly, he could only ask for instructions when Xiao Lingdang was happy. Who asked their parents to divorce early? Who asked his Xiao Lingdang to suffer so much because of that woman?

Unlike Lin's father's kindness, Lin's mother calculated that Lin Dang came here as soon as she had living expenses. It was a bit confusing to come so early or late today.

"If you are not a mother, you can't look at you? The little boy forgot his mother so quickly. Could it be that the nouveau riche told you something wrong with me?" Lin's mother was holding a home gift that never changed for thousands of years: a bag of peach pastry of unknown age, plus a bag of marble cakes that were harder than marble. She opened her mouth and sweared out "thumping" and slandered her ex-husband casually.

"Lin Dang, what are you holding in your hand?"

Lin's mother was used to Lin Dang's ignorance and even more used to talking to herself. She always looked around and listened to all directions, so when she saw Lin Dang's octopus, which was so big that she was so big that she habitually spoke:

"Oh, I'll take such a big eight-claw back to braised, your brothers and sisters like it. Hey!..."

Lin's mother was shocked by the scene before she could reach out. She saw that most of the octopus in Lindang's hand had disappeared. After looking carefully, she saw that Lindang's mouth was still left with octopus tentacles, and the female anchor's exaggerated laughter was playing in the room, and the big octopus was shaking with the bgm.

"Ah, ah, what should I do? What should I do?"

Lin's mother watched Lin Dang's hands were tilted out with her big claws in disorganized manner, and her pretty little face turned red at this time. She was stunned for a moment before holding her head and trembling all over.

"Mom, mom, go quickly!"

The little daughter who was hiding beside her was quite calm and pulled Lin's mother to leave.

"hehe!"

Lin Dang whined from her chest. She looked at the woman named "Mom" in despair, pulled her step brother and pulled off Lin Dang's wallet on the table. She also used a more mobile phone than Lin Dang's phone as the female anchor exaggerated laughter. A gust of wind rushed out of Lin Dang's house and brought it to the door with a "bang".

But Lin Dang could only witness his mouth being swallowed by the octopus suction cup, and what awaited her would be suffocating.

"Um...!"

Lin Dangkou couldn't say anything but trembled his hands like a trapped beast, allowing the suffocation from his chest to swallow her.

She instinctively fluttered and splashed in panic.

Splash?

I...is he falling into the water?

I couldn't help but start to think randomly: Could it be that the big eight-claw was dragged into the water?

The strong desire to survive made Lin Dang fully demonstrate his dog's momentum. When he saw the big smooth and smooth stone, Lin Dang couldn't help but feel indescribable ease and joy in his heart.

But this joy didn't last long.

"Oh, I'm really a little capable! But mom can't let you get ashore. If you come up, I can't get a job. Don't blame your mother. If you want to blame you, blame your useless mother for giving birth to you and getting upset!"

Mother?

Pooh!

Lin Dang only heard the word "mom", and a big black stone flew over her head. She didn't have time to hold her breath and swam back. Years of experience told Lin Dang that as long as it was a creature of "mom", it would not be close to it, and they were leeches that specialize in sucking human blood.

The mother obviously didn't expect Lin Dang to move so quickly and bravely, and she would jump into the water without waiting for the stone falling into the water in her hand to throw Lin Dang away.

I haven't heard that this little stubborn person can do it!

In a panic, my mother hurriedly threw the stones in her hand and splashed water. However, because of the fat around her waist, her movements were much slower. She threw a stone down and just drifted water and showed a few water splashes.

If Lin Dang didn't know that this person was hurting her, then she wouldn't be the clever little bell of her father. She turned around and turned around, and then turned around. Because she used too much force, she almost turned into Thomas's rotation of 360 degrees and 7820 degrees and head touched the water surface.
Chapter completed!
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