Chapter 126 Tongue
When the goddess slapped her forehead, Ke Ya didn't dare to reach out to rub it, but just laughed: "Goddess, in the Holy Church rules, it seems that ordinary believers are not prohibited from marrying and marrying?"
When the goddess heard this, she immediately said angrily and amusedly: "Guardian of the Holy Sword! You... you really can take advantage of loopholes. Do you believe it or not, I will give orders tomorrow. Any holy swordsmen of the Holy Sect are not allowed to marry and have children?"
Ke Ya said "Ah", and hurriedly bent down again, and no longer dared to smile at the goddess. At this time, Wei La also understood the meaning of Ke Ya's words. In an instant, his little face turned red again, his heart was pounding, and his thoughts were already in chaos.
The goddess whispered to Weila again: "Although you can't be a great saint, it will take some time for Shanla to grow up after she comes to the world. During this period, you still need to deal with the affairs of all and big in the teachings. I will arrange an appropriate position so that you can manage the Holy Church in this name. As for marriage, you are no longer a great saint in name, so you can decide what to do. But you have to be careful when looking for men, and you have to be tempted, some fickle and lustful. When you see a man who loves another, it is best not to be deceived by them. You must be cautious!"
As soon as these words came out, Wei La was so embarrassed that he couldn't even raise his head. He had to whisper: "Master God! You... don't laugh at Wei La! Wei La... It's just that you don't get married!"
Ke Ya was shocked and couldn't help but shout, "Great Saint! How can this be done?"
With a "bang", Ke Ya hit another shot on his forehead. The goddess looked stern and shouted in a low voice: "The guardian of the Holy Sword, the fickle and lustful man, when he sees a man who loves another, he is talking about you! You are too brave. Do you dare to seduce the sacred saint of the Holy Sect? It's simply despising the rules and ignoring my existence! Don't think that you are the only guardian force of the Holy Sect now, so I dare not punish you."
Ke Ya suddenly had to touch the ground with her head, so scared that she never dared to make a sound again.
Seeing that he was scared, the goddess couldn't help but feel a little proud, and said, "But you have made great contributions to the Holy Church. If I punish you severely, I am afraid that other church members will not accept it. In this way, if you want to marry Weila, you will show your sincerity. From now on, we will get rid of your fickle and lustful habits and treat her wholeheartedly. Otherwise, I will want your good looks, do you know?"
When Ke Ya heard the goddess let go, she hurriedly said, "Yes! Believers will definitely change their past mistakes and will never be fickle and lustful again! Please rest assured the goddess!"
The goddess smiled and said, "Is that so? What are you going to do with the other women?"
Ke Ya was stunned and said, "Ah? They... don't count it? Goddess, I will definitely change my past in the future. But these women before, aren't they... forget it?"
The goddess turned her head and looked at Wei La, shook her head and smiled, "Wei La, look, this is the man you like! OK! I don't care about these housework anymore. You like it yourself, so let's deal with it yourself! Now let's talk about the serious business, the guardian of the Holy Sword. How is the battle to destroy the enemy's base camp this time? How were you injured? Tell me in detail!"
Ke Ya said, and started talking from the beginning. The great saint on the side was thinking elsewhere, thinking resentfully: "I... do I really want to marry Ke Ya as my wife? He has so many women, will he really... treat me wholeheartedly? Oh! It's so annoying! Why do men always love each other?"
Not long after, Koya finished speaking. The goddess nodded and said, "Very good! This battle basically eliminated the enemy's roots, especially the Beatzot. It is said that he was a god general under the Goddess of Nature in his previous life, and his strength is extraordinary. Once this person is eliminated, the remaining strong people will not be afraid. In the future, unless their main god comes personally, the crisis of my Holy Sect can be considered to be resolved. The next thing is to consider how to repel the enemy's army's attack. However, you have fought hard for a night and have just recovered from serious injuries. So hurry up and take a rest. If the remaining strong people come to attack soon, you will have the mental strength to fight!"
Ke Ya said, kowtowed and stood up, took the holy sword handed over by the goddess, and left the Tongshen room. Seeing that Wei La was still thinking about it, the goddess smiled and said, "Okay! You are still the great saint now, so you are not allowed to fall in love with a man. When you quit your responsibilities, you will fall in love with him!"
Wei La came back to his senses, blushed and said shyly: "Master God! You...you are making fun of me again!"
Ke Ya returned to the stone room where he lived in the Saint Coach Sword and went to bed. But in excitement, he couldn't sleep. Thinking that the great saint who was extremely beautiful and noble liked him, he couldn't stop smiling. He felt so happy that he was so happy that he was so happy that he was the true ruler of the empire, the sacred saint of the Holy Church. The symbol of the goddess who never dared to blaspheme was about to become his wife. How could this not make him happy and happy?
Lying on the bed, he couldn't help but remember the striking feeling when he first saw the Great Saint. He also felt intoxicated when he hugged her for the first time. At that time, he had a vague love. However, because he did not dare to blaspheme, he had to forcibly bury this love deep in his heart. He was originally a devout goddess believer, and he would never think about the idea of offending the Holy Church and the Goddess. But now it's different. Not only did the Great Saint confess his feelings to him in person, but even the goddess acquiesced to their love. From then on, he could love the Great Saint in a righteous way! Thinking of this, he was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep, and he wanted to go to the beloved Great Saint to express his longing.
But after a while, he suddenly remembered the goddess' comment to him: she is fickle and lustful, and she meets a man who loves each other! Suddenly, he felt ashamed. He thought that what the goddess said was really right at all, and he was really fickle and lustful, and she loves each other! From the initial love for the great saint to the fall in love with Anne. Soon, Britney occupied her soul again, and then immediately became crazy about the goddess!
Alas! Alas! It seems that this problem really needs to be changed! Otherwise, how can you be worthy of these women who love me so much? Ke Ya pretended to blame himself, and immediately he was intoxicated by the incomparable happiness. He was fantasizing about how to love those cute women in the future...
In the evening, Ke Yacai walked out of the hall with great energy. After a good night's sleep, he recovered his strength and spirit. As soon as he reached the entrance of the hall, a swordsman of the sect shouted to him on the long steps: "Guardian of the Holy Sword, congratulations on your great achievements and making this awesomeness for my Holy Sect! All of us are very grateful to you!"
Ke Ya smiled and said loudly: "The credit is for everyone. Without everyone's desperate guard, how can the Holy Church last until today? If you want to be grateful, you must first be grateful to all of you."
When the apologist heard this, he gave him a thumbs up and expressed his respect and praise. Ke Ya also gave him a thumbs up. The two looked at each other and smiled, and the joy of victory was filled with joy on their faces.
It was almost dark, and Ke Ya was guarding the entrance of the hall with a sword, full of energy and dignity. As if he was there, all gods, demons, ghosts and monsters could not get closer to the Holy Church.
At this moment, he suddenly heard extremely subtle footsteps from the hall behind him. When he looked back, he saw that it was the Great Saint who was carrying a wooden barrel and carrying a long robe very funny, trying to tiptoe into the clean room next to the gate.
Ke Yaxi said: "Great Saint, do you want to carry water? Let me help you!"
The Great Saint didn't want to disturb Ke Ya, but Ke Ya's ears were too sharp and he was a sword saint. It was too difficult to hide it from him. Now he suddenly discovered that the Great Saint's posture of stepping on his feet was suddenly fixed, both embarrassing and shy. Her first reaction was to turn around and want to run away. But thinking about it, she was a dignified saint, why are she afraid of a subordinate? But if she didn't run away, this kid was so brave. What if she came over in public and turned aside. Then...what should she do?
For a moment, the Great Saint was panicked and said incoherently: "No...no need! I'm this...that...then...it's done by myself. You...don't get close to me! Uh! I mean, you guard your hall, no need...no need to help me!"
In the past, the words of the Great Saint were like divine decrees, how dare Ke Ya not obeyed? But now she was shy and panicked, Ke Ya saw this in her eyes and sweetness in her heart. Moreover, he was itchy and couldn't scratch his mind, and he just thought about taking care of her in the past.
So Ke Ya smiled and walked towards the Great Saint, and said, "Great Saint, you have no divine power now. You must be very tired to carry such a large bucket of water. Let me come down to help you!"
Seeing him getting closer and closer, the Great Saint rushed into the clean room in panic. He immediately closed the wooden door with his backhand and pressed his shoulders tightly against the door. His heart was beating around, thinking: "This person has no malicious intentions at all. Do I think I... can't see it?"
At this time, Ke Ya's voice came from outside the door: "Great Saint, what are you doing? I just want to help you lift water. Don't you believe me?"
The Great Saint thought to herself: "It's weird if you believe in you! You are so lustful and fall into your hands, how can you end up with a good end?" So she said: "Koya, don't do this, someone outside the hall is watching! I am still the Great Saint now, please respect me, okay?"
Koya outside said strangely: "How can I disrespect you? Alas! Since you don't believe me, forget it, I'll go back to guard the hall!"
The Great Saint was stunned and shouted: "No, Keya, it's not that I don't believe you, but...I...I can't face you. Please, would you give me some time? Now...I'm a little afraid to see you, I don't have that courage yet!"
Ke Ya sighed outside the door, was silent for a while, and said, "Okay! The Great Saint has an order, how dare I not obey it? It's just... it's just... I just want to tell you that I... like you!"
The great saint's heart beat wildly for a few times, and she suddenly became shy and happy. While shy, she nodded, indicating that she understood.
"Great Saint, wait until the goddess recovers her divine power, the crisis of the Holy Church and the Empire has passed. Will you marry me, okay?"
The Great Saint's face turned red again, and her heart continued to be beating wildly. She agreed to this question, and refused, either. She had to say lightly as if she was mosquitoes: "Keya, let's say it again! Now... I don't know now, I can't... I can't answer you."
"But, don't you like me too? In the future, you become an ordinary believer. Can't you get married?"
The Great Saint was panicked and had to say, "I...I...", and I couldn't answer the second word for a long time. At this time, she suddenly heard someone outside the hall shouting loudly: "Guardian of the Holy Sword, your wife is coming to see you again. Now I'm waiting in the Saint's Hall. Are you going to see her?"
Then he heard Ke Ya say, "Ah? Is she here again? But I am guarding the hall, alas! She is really, didn't she say that I will go to see her when I have time? OK OK, I'll go there right away!"
As he said that, Ke Ya's footsteps had already walked out. The Great Saint's heart trembled, and without thinking carefully, he hurriedly opened the door and ran out and shouted: "Stop! Holy Sword Guardian, what do you want to do if you leave your post?"
As soon as Ke Ya walked to the entrance of the hall, she had to stop and turn around and come back to scratch her scalp and smiled, "This...hehe! Great Saint, someone comes to see me, I will go down and say hello and come back, okay?"
The great saint looked straight and snorted coldly as he approached, "Oh? Has anyone come to see you? A man and a woman?"
Ke Ya was embarrassed now, thinking that you had heard it just now, wasn’t this asking knowingly? But he saw the Great Saint’s little mouth tightly pursed, his face full of dissatisfaction, and he was obviously jealous. This made him secretly happy, so he simply told the truth, "Great Saint, I’m going to hide it from you, he is a woman!"
The great saint walked to Ke Ya and stood there, snorted again, saying, "Is that so? It turned out to be a woman? Is that Diana? Or Britney? Or another person named Zhu... Zhu or something?"
Ke Ya didn't dare to lie to her, so she had to say, "No, it's a woman named Anne. She is her first girlfriend. Last night, because her subordinates were going to attack the enemy's base camp, she only met in a hurry and separated."
Speaking of this, he immediately lowered his throat and said, "Great Saint! Don't be angry! I promise that I will never have any girlfriends again. If you... tolerate these, just... don't do anything, okay?"
The great saint said with a shout, "My plan? Why do I need plan? I am not someone of you, what does this have to do with me? I just saw you leave your post without permission, come and remind you. But you must not misunderstand the great affairs of defending the Holy Church for the sake of some children's personal affair!"
Ke Ya called out terrible with a bitter face, thinking that the Great Saint was indeed angry. In desperation, he had to take a step closer and whisper: "Great Saint, please calm down. Each of these women is deeply in love with me. Ke Ya really has no choice but to ignore them. Otherwise, after I advise her to go back first, come and report to you clearly what they do. After you hear this, you will definitely understand me, okay?"
The great saint hesitated for a moment, then stopped pretending and whispered: "I care how many women do you have? Anyway, you can't leave your post anyway! You can just meet her, and you have someone to bring her here, and you have something to say in front of everyone. If you want to make small moves, there is no door! Humph!"
When Ke Ya saw that the Great Saint finally showed his jealous intention, she couldn't help but feel happy. Such a sacred Great Saint is really rare!
Ke Ya felt sweet and happy in her heart, and couldn't help but say, "Great Saint, this is not good? This is the important place of the Holy Church, and the woman... that person is here too. If I meet relatives and friends privately, it would be a violation of the canon rules!"
The Great Saint was angry and anxious. In desperation, he waved his hand and said, "Go and go! I'm too lazy to care about you! Anyway... the Lord God is right, men are unreliable, they can only deceive people with sweet words!"
As she said that, she ignored Ke Ya, turned around and walked towards the clean room, carrying her water. Ke Ya did not leave, but saw her entering the clean room, suddenly activated her fighting spirit, shook her body, and rushed in.
The Great Saint just felt something was wrong and wanted to turn around. Ke Ya had already hugged her with both hands and hugged her tightly into her arms. She had to scream "ah" and struggled, while angrily saying, "Rareless! The guardian of the Holy Sword! Do you dare to be rude to me?"
Ke Ya ignored her and tweaked her hands on her waist, turning her body over. Then she stretched her head and immediately kissed her little mouth.
The Great Saint's whole body shook again, blinked twice, and suddenly tried to push him away. But Ke Ya's hands hugged her slender waist and the other grabbed the back of her head. No matter how hard she tried, she could not move him at all.
Then her little mouth fell and Ke Ya easily invaded. The Great Saint kept blinking, her expression was strange and shocked. After a while, her body suddenly softened. If Ke Ya hadn't held her with her hands, she would have collapsed to the ground immediately.
After a while, when Ke Ya saw that she was not struggling, she shrank back gently, reached out to stroke her little face, and smiled and said, "Okay? Don't be angry?"
The great saint suddenly blushed and said angrily: "You are so vulgar! How... how can you lick... lick my tongue? Is it disgusting?"
Ke Ya smiled and said, "No? This is kissing! When men and women fall in love, everyone will do this."
The Great Saint's face turned redder. When she remembered that there was a woman waiting for him outside, she became angry again. Her face was stern and said, "Who is in love with you? You can do such a disgusting thing with the woman waiting for you! I am the Great Saint, please don't blaspheme casually!"
Ke Ya had to roll her eyes and thought to herself that this great saint was so jealous. It seemed that she had to deal with her today. Otherwise, she would have to get angry with the great saint, and my women would not be scared to death in the future?
At this moment, he had to start playing a rogue. He said, "Okay! I won't be casual! Now I'm serious and formal, okay?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed the Great Saint's lips again. The Great Saint had to pound Ke Ya's back with laughter and cry, and wanted to speak, but he could only make a ummy sound in his nose.
Chapter completed!