Chapter 1 Silly column is not stupid
"master?"
"master?"
A voice that was copying the authentic Beijing accent called He Yuzhu back.
He looked at the chopping boards full of knife marks and the grey stove, and a familiar memory suddenly came to his mind.
After swaying his body for a few times, He Yuzhu immediately understood his situation at this time.
Time: 1965
Location: Hongxing Rolling Steel Factory Canteen
Identity: Chef
Salary: 37.5 yuan
"No wonder I'm so familiar. It turns out that I have become He Yuzhu in the film and television drama."
He Yuzhu closed his eyes, and his mind was filled with thoughts.
He didn't understand that he slept without any illness and disaster. When he woke up, he actually traveled through time and traveled to another man with the same name and surname as him.
Although the name is the same, this man is a fool who is respected as the "invincible takeover warrior".
What's even more terrifying is that more than 60 years later, there will be a film and television drama called "Love-Man Siheyuan" filmed in his experience to commemorate him, an invincible takeover who would rather give up everything for a widow with three children.
People often say that being stupid is a blessing, but this brother with the same name as him is really stupid!
As a chef, when a friend told him that there was a film and television drama with the same name, surname and position as him, He Yuzhu kept following the update until the finale.
As a result, he didn't know if he didn't watch it. The more he watched it, the more angry he became, so he wanted to replace He Yuzhu in the film and television drama immediately.
Unfortunately, he was just a bystander and could only witness He Yuzhu's life from his own perspective, and then hold the strong discomfort in his heart.
The one who made him most unhappy with the whole "Love in Siheyuan" was Qin Huairu.
He didn't understand why the entire Siheyuan would help Qin Huairu speak, and even the screenwriter and director author thought that Sha Zhu was happy to be with the widow Qin Huairu.
But in his opinion, Qin Huairu was a very disgusting woman.
It was because Sha Zhu didn't care and helped her solve some difficulties in life. She took the initiative to post it up and indulged her children to take advantage of others. When she found something wrong, she immediately gave her some sweet things. Sha Zhu was over the age and never married. She raised three ungrateful wolves for him for free, and finally took over the people and the house.
Perhaps there is something hateful about those who pity themselves. I would rather give up an independent, beautiful, and capable woman like Lou Xiao'e and like a widow?
Is this a distortion of human nature or a degradation of morality?
Since he has become He Yuzhu this time traveling, he must live a personal life and a different He Yuzhu!
Let that Qin Huairu die!
"bite!"
“Activate the check-in system, do you check-in in the kitchen?”
"Sign in!" He Yuzhu chose to sign in without hesitation.
"A successful sign-in will be rewarded with one cubic meter of personal space. This space can store any items without deterioration and is not limited in weight. It can be opened and closed at any time."
He Yuzhu tried to put the kitchen knife on the chopping board into the system space, and then took it out again...
Suddenly, a little boy who looked six or seven years old took an empty bottle and sneaked in from the back door of the canteen. While the kitchen chefs were not paying attention, he quietly picked up the big soy sauce bottle and started pouring soy sauce into the small bottle in his hand.
He Yuzhu glanced at him and knew that this little brat was Qin Huairu's eldest son, Bang Tee.
Sha Zhu in the movie and TV series even threw a rolling pin out to beat the kid, but now he is familiar with the plot, he just watched happily but did not stop him.
I stole it well, but I was so eager to steal it. When I entered the bureau, don’t blame my uncle for being unkind.
Because in this era, as long as you enter, it will be a big event for a lifetime and your entire life will be destroyed.
As for the lesson of Qin Huairu's eldest son, why?
I'm full!
At this time, the stick trunk looked at He Yuzhu secretly while holding soy sauce. When he saw that He Yuzhu had no intention of taking action, he also muttered in his heart: Why is Sha Zhu not chewing the sound today?
Because in the past, whether it was stealing public things or stealing He Yuzhu's things, He Yuzhu either beat or scolded him, but this time, He Yuzhu actually pretended not to see it even after seeing it.
Is it because this soy sauce is not valuable, or because he is stupid and clear about the trick?
Forget it, don’t care about him. Anyway, he just needs soy sauce. He also hopes that this stupid master will not care about it!
The kid filled the small bottle with a happy feeling, then carefully put down the large soy sauce bottle and lowered his head and ran outside.
"Ouch!"
As he was about to rush out of the door, a figure appeared from the back door at the same time, and immediately knocked him to the ground, making a chubby sound.
Immediately afterwards, another oh-so-sounding sound rang.
It was Xu Damao who walked in.
Originally, Xu Damao came to He Yuzhu to show off that the factory director invited him to dinner, but unexpectedly he was hit and full of his arms. What was even more annoying was that his body was filled with the smell of soy sauce.
When he saw clearly that he was Qin Huairu's eldest son, and soy sauce all over the floor, he didn't know what was going on.
This kid actually came to the public kitchen to steal soy sauce!
"Okay, I don't learn well at such a young age, but I dare to steal soy sauce. I'm so brave!" Xu Damao looked at the kid viciously and said.
The little guy's big stick tits moved his eyes and pointed at He Yuzhu who was standing on the stove and laughing, saying, "I didn't, it was given to me by Sha Zhu!"
After saying that, he quickly left with the soy sauce bottle that had not been sprinkled.
When Xu Damao heard the slutty words, he immediately looked at He Yuzhu and said righteously: "You stupid Zhu, you actually asked Widow Qin's son to steal the soy sauce from the public. I want to go to the factory to sue you."
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a rolling pin fell from the sky and hit Xu Damao's forehead directly. It immediately made Xu Damao's eyes hurt and his head hurt, making a "Ouch" scream.
"I said Xu Damao, you can eat shit, and you can't talk nonsense." He Yuzhu, who threw out the rolling pin, looked at Xu Damao with a smile and stretched out a finger and said, "First, my name is He Yuzhu, not Sha Zhu. If you call me like this, don't blame me for seeing you hit you once."
"Second, it's the soy sauce that Bang Teng stole by himself. It's not me. You can use your pig brain to think about it carefully. As a chef, if I want a bottle of soy sauce, can I use such despicable means?"
"You are in your twenties, and you will believe a young child with a stinky breast and let me steal soy sauce? If you feel uncomfortable, you can go to the office to find someone to catch this kid. If you can rectify this kid, I will treat you to two drinks tomorrow."
When Xu Damao heard He Yuzhu's words, he was immediately angry and exposed the blue veins on his forehead, and his face was as heavy as the bottom of a black pot.
But He Yuzhu's words also made him unable to refute.
After all, whether it is the slander of He Yuzhu instructing Bang Teng to steal soy sauce or the fact that he called Sha Zhu to be beaten, he was the first to lose his mind.
But when Xu Damao thought of He Yuzhu daring to hit his head with a rolling pin, he was still very angry.
While covering his painful forehead, he gritted his teeth and said, "Sha Zhu, do you know who invited my buddy to come today?"
Without waiting for He Yuzhu to answer, he shouted: "It's the factory director!"
Speaking of this, Xu Damao's face turned into pride and proud.
He looked at He Yuzhu with a proud look on his face and snorted coldly: "You offend me, sooner or later, you will lose your job because of this!"
"Oh, Xu Damao, I found that you are ugly, but you think beautifully." He Yuzhu sighed when he heard Xu Damao's words, "Don't put your hot face on someone's cold butt. You really want to treat you as a human being. At worst, you can ask someone if you can play a small movie for someone tonight!"
"Oh? What's wrong?" Hearing He Yuzhu's words, Xu Damao shook his thumb on his right hand and said proudly, "You guys can ask for a glass of wine, at least you can sit on the same table with the factory manager. What about you? You are a bad cook. You will be the life of being a cook in your life, I'll tell you!"
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his head was hit by something again, and he screamed.
It turned out that He Yuzhu picked up a cucumber on the table and smashed it at Xu Damao. The cucumber broke into two pieces on his head and fell to the ground.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
He Yuzhu continued to throw out the cucumber and smashed Xu Damao. While smashing it, he sneered: "If you have the ability, you can fire me and see, what's wrong with my cook? My master's skills are worthy of this Sijiu City. You can eat anywhere you go. Do you think I'm afraid you are such a flattering thing?"
"Ouch!"
"He Yuzhu, wait, wait for me."
"Ouch"
Xu Damao was smashed by He Yuzhu's cucumber and screamed. While rushing to escape, he quickly fled from the canteen.
"Ha!" Seeing Xu Damao running away in a panic, He Yuzhu sneered disdainfully, and then said to his apprentice Ma Hua, "The food is all here, and I almost get off work today, so I will leave the rest to you."
"Okay, master!"
Hearing He Yuzhu's words, Ma Hua nodded quickly and said, "Leave the rest of the work to me, you can do it first."
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao's back and sneered, then just as he was about to walk out of the field with the lunch box that had served chicken, he suddenly seemed to think of something, turned around and said to the apprentice behind him, "Ma Hua!"
"Master, call me."
He patted the aluminum lunch box and said, "This is the chicken left today, you can take it back to replenish it."
"This..." Ma Hua looked at He Yuzhu's sincere gaze and said warmly, "Oh, thank you Master."
He Yuzhu smiled and patted Ma Hua's apostate and said, "You are busy, I'll leave first."
Shortly after He Yuzhu left, a man wearing a chef's clothes curiously said to Ma Hua next to him: "I heard that your master and the projectionist Xu Damao live in the same courtyard."
"Yes, it's a courtyard." Hearing Master Yang's words, Ma Hua nodded and said, "Master Yang, you just came here. I'll tell you that every time Xu Damao invites the movie distribution station to have dinner, if my master doesn't treat him as soon as he is obedient, just say it in vain, and just wait and see."
"Okay."
Chapter completed!