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Chapter 137 Tell the truth after drinking, Mama Liu is here(1/2)

After the dinner, He Yuzhu agreed to Yuan Jun's request and began to teach some basic routines of Maga Art.

Perhaps it was practiced in the military compound, or perhaps Yuan Jun had a good foundation. He Yuzhu just mentioned a few simple words and Yuan Jun was able to learn from it and gained a general understanding of Maga Art.

After sending Han Chunming home, He Yuzhu rode his bicycle back to Siheyuan. Just as he entered the door, the second uncle stopped He Yuzhu again.

This time, the second uncle's expression was completely opposite to the one he was working on. He smiled and asked He Yuzhu: "Zhuzi, are those stubborn masters really from the Princess' tomb?"

When He Yuzhu saw the expression and tone of the second uncle's speech, he sneered and said, "What? Do you want to know each other?"

"See what you said." The second uncle smiled awkwardly, "We are all in the same yard. Look at your two younger brothers, Guangfu and Guangtian, who only know how to go to work every day and don't contact people. If you have time in the future, you will take them out to play and see the world."

He Yuzhu understood that it was fake for the second uncle to let his two sons see the world, but it was real that he wanted to catch up with other people's high branches.

"Second uncle." He Yuzhu asked jokingly: "You said that only your family's Guangfu Guangtian virtues can these stubborn masters appreciate it?"

As he said this, the second uncle tensed his face on the spot. He said angrily: "Zhuzi, you can play with those stubborn masters, why can't my Guangfu and Guangtian do it?"

He Yuzhu didn't say anything, but just snorted coldly and climbed up the steps, closed the door and went into the house to sleep.

......

As the days passed, Xu Damao and Qin Jingru quietly received their marriage certificates.

After all, in this era, getting married is a very simple treat, having a meal, and letting everyone know.

Xu Damao now works from a projectionist who everyone is flattering to a sow keeper who everyone dislikes. Although he has been the head of the publicity department for a short period of time, basically no one takes him seriously.

The Lunar New Year is approaching quietly, and the second uncle gritted his teeth and bought the half-small pork from the supply and marketing cooperative. In order not to suffer losses, the second uncle asked the pork head to be cooked separately for himself.

Unfortunately, this was heard by the third uncle who passed by.

Is the third uncle the selfless person?

He protested to the second uncle with righteous words and said that he was a teacher. If he didn't distinguish between him, he would definitely expose the second uncle without fear of power.

Under helplessness, the second uncle could only swallow his anger and give it to the third uncle a little. In this way, the pig-head meat was divided by the two uncles on the surface, but in fact, He Yuzhu swept his bone-calling knife and there was originally a pig-head meat of nearly two pounds, but in the end it was less than one pound left.

Two big men who don’t touch the spring water know a basket, but He Yuzhu can only leave a pound of it silently to respect the deaf old lady.

As for the Qin Huai Ru family, although Lou Xiaoe did not go to the bureau to take a record before leaving, the charge was established, but the victim refused to investigate, the mother and son were detained for two weeks and then released.

At the New Year’s Eve dinner, the courtyard was full of joy, but every household had some gloom hidden by the strong New Year atmosphere.

Although He Yuzhu was demoted in the factory, he was a perfect fourth in charge in this courtyard, so he sat on the Eight Immortals table with three old men and deaf old ladies.

At the dining table, everyone was talking and talking.

A man and an aunt first picked up food for the deaf old lady, and then each had a stable meal.

The second uncle, who was self-reliant, wanted to find fault, but at the beginning, He Yuzhu was successfully fucked under the table after five consecutive shots.

However, the third old man on the side only ate meat dishes, especially pig's trotters, and he was beaten up by most of the time.

He Yuzhu picked up the wine glass and said to the three uncles: "Three uncles, let's go?"

The third uncle raised his head and looked at He Yuzhu with glasses dyed with lard and said, "What are you drinking? I'll talk about it when I'm full!"

The three aunts also grabbed a pig's trotter and said, "That's right, how can you have the energy to drink if you don't eat enough? Our family has not fired since last night."

He Yuzhu shook his shaking to the old man and said, "One uncle, let's go with us?"

A old man smiled and raised his glass and drank it all, then signaled the glass downward and said, "Come on! We are not drunk today!"

Xu Damao, Qin Jingru and Qin Huairu were on the same table. Looking at the blood-stained tick on his face, Xu Damao asked in confusion: "What? Have you been beaten in the junior high school office?"

"A boy named Damao, when he heard my name Bang Ge, he beat me up indiscriminately." Bang Ge pulled the braised pork in the bowl and said, "If my master hadn't pulled him apart, I would probably be beaten to death by him..."

"Bao, bah, bah, bah! You are young, what do you say to be dead?" Jia Zhang quickly interrupted the stick and asked Xu Damao, "Damao, Jingru will marry you, and our two families will be considered relatives in the future. You have to take care of this stick and take care of it in the future."

The wine that had just entered his mouth was so scared that he sprayed out directly by Jia Zhang's words, and the object of the spray was Jia Zhang, who looked kind-hearted.

"Aunt Zhang, I didn't mean it." Xu Damao quickly stood up and apologized, "Now I am also a uncle from Bang Ge. If you have any problems in the future, just give me instructions. It's a pity that I am not the head of the publicity department now. If Bang Ge grows up, I will definitely let him come to the factory to enjoy the most delicious food and drink spicy food."

Jia Zhang wiped the wine from his face and said with a smile: "With your words, the aunt will be satisfied. You should be kind to Jingru in the future. This girl is very good."

Qin Huairu looked at Xu Damao and Qin Jingru and smiled. She felt a little uncomfortable. Perhaps because she and Xu Damao had a dirty relationship, she always felt like two daughters married a husband.

She turned her head and looked at He Yuzhu again, this man who was extremely cruel.

Bang Ge has been expelled from the school. The third uncle is so stingy and dare not accept her gifts. This shows that Bang Ge will only have the life of a second grade in elementary school in his life.

Although she agreed to the request from Deputy Director Xiao, she was afraid that this would make He Yuzhu angry. Now it seems that it doesn’t matter.

Holding a note in his pocket, Qin Huairu said in his heart: He Yuzhu, you are sorry for me first, don’t blame me for being ruthless!

Here, because the second uncle was too heavy, the second uncle could only ask He Yuzhu to help carry the second uncle to the house and leave.

Just as He Yuzhu raised the second uncle, he muttered, "San'er, write it quickly, don't write it..."

At this moment, He Yuzhu instantly understood that the anonymous letter was written by the second and third uncles. No wonder the letter was written in a foggy way, but only the people in the yard would know about some things.

During the Chinese New Year, although He Yuzhu doesn’t want to get angry, if he doesn’t give these two old men some ruthlessness, they may not understand what the pillar is that they are too thick and they can’t just masturbate.

thump!

He Yuzhu put the second uncle's arm on the ground. The second uncle, who was in pain, looked at He Yuzhu with drunken eyes and said, "Himmer~What are you doing... vomiting!~~"

Before he could finish his words, a stomach full of alcohol suddenly burst out...

The second aunt quickly squatted down and patted her wife's back, yelling at He Yuzhu: "Zhuzi, what are you doing!"

"What are you doing?" He Yuzhu snorted coldly and pointed at the second uncle who was still vomiting, "Ask my dear second uncle, what did he do!"

"What's wrong?" The old man also came over and asked He Yuzhu, "I was fine just now, why did you leave the second uncle here?"

The third uncle, who was consuming his head and rushing to eat wildly, saw He Yuzhu throwing the second uncle to the ground, and he immediately realized that it was probably because the second uncle had drunk too much and had his mouth shut and exposed the letter.

The third uncle who didn't keep up with him was immediately choked by a piece of meat. If the third uncle hadn't slapped him on the back immediately, he would have been burping by accident.

"Second uncle, third uncle. I, He Yuzhu, haven't messed with you for a while, right?" He Yuzhu looked at the two of them coldly and said, "What do you two mean to write an anonymous letter and falsely accus me?"

"Zhuzi, listen to my explanation." After the third uncle took a glass of wine, he quickly ran to He Yuzhu and said, "This is all done by the second uncle. He said that you don't give him face every day, so that he has no majesty in this courtyard. I want to give you some color."

"Just write anonymous letters for me?" He Yuzhu turned his head and looked at the third uncle and said, "You might as well let the comrades from the security department take me away."

The second uncle is now unconscious and is almost vomiting the overnight meal. The second aunt quickly advised: "Zhuzi, your second uncle should not be intentional. Don't be as knowledgeable as him. Besides, you haven't been taken away."

"Second aunt, what you mean is that if Zhuzi is taken away, you can only be as familiar with him in his bangs?" The old man said with a grudge, "What do you think of Zhuzi?"

"I'll beat you to death, bangs!" As he said that, the deaf old lady raised her crutch and hit the second uncle twice, "Is it that you bullied my grandson? Do you think my old lady is uncomfortable and wants to give a white-haired person a black-haired person?"

"And you!" The old lady deaf beat the third uncle twice and said, "You are still a teacher, are you just helping the evildoer like this? Do you still have a conscience?"

The second uncle was stunned and didn't know the situation, but the third uncle bowed his head and was careful to compensate him.

"Blue, Yan Bugui, listen to me." The deaf old lady knocked the crutch on the ground twice and said, "If my grandson has any problems, my old lady will run to someone's house with a hanging beam. I will be with you in my life!"

As soon as these words came out, the entire courtyard was silent.

Qin Huairu's hand holding the note couldn't help but tremble.

This is a bit too cruel.

Who dares to provoke him He Yuzhu in the future? Don’t you want to live a life?

He Yuzhu looked at the third uncle and said, "I promised to help your son with the chef. I think it's better to forget it. If someone gets a problem with food, you'll blame me for it."

After saying that, He Yuzhu helped the deaf old lady walk to the backyard.

After a long and slight meal, the neighbors in the yard had leftovers on the table, and then they packed up the table and went back to their houses.

At the same time, their opinions on the three old men who were elected in the past were getting bigger and bigger. If they hadn't been there for their age and identity, someone would have probably begun to object.

The meeting was held every few days, without the Zhang family, nor the Li family's fault. All Nima has something to do with He Yuzhu. What is this called the whole hospital conference? It's better to ask Zhuzi to find fault.

The deaf old lady took He Yuzhu's hand and said, "Now people are moving, everyone has their own little ones. They are not as united as in previous years. This is not good, and it is easy to have problems."

"When my husband and son went north to beat sticks, people were so united at that time. Everyone worked together and used their strength to drive away the evil Eagle Sauce. Although neither of them came back, we don't regret it."

"Zhuzi, I'm so old, I've seen through it." She patted He Yuzhu's hand and changed the subject, "Xiao E has run away, but there's another feather. You can't let her float away too."

"The old lady wants to hug my little grandson while she can still move."

He Yuzhu was a little dizzy when he was knocked by the deaf old lady's hammer on the left and a hammer on the west.

But he understood that this deaf old lady was a real treasure with a family of old people. Compared with the old witch Jia Zhang, it was Haoyue compared to dog shit, and the phoenix compared to maggots.

"Grandma, don't be anxious." He Yuzhu said with a smile, "The grandson promises you to hold a big fat and good-grandson."

"Then grandma, I'll wait." The deaf old lady came in and took out two small red envelopes wrapped in red paper and handed them to He Yuzhu, "These two red envelopes, one for yours, and the other for that feather, please help grandma deliver them quickly."

He Yuzhu received the red envelope handed to him by the old lady deaf, and was very moved. This was the first time he received a red envelope in this world.

According to tradition, He Yuzhu was about to kneel down and wish the old lady a happy New Year. The deaf old lady gently hit He Yuzhu on the butt with a crutch and said, "I haven't seen you kowtow to me for so many years. Now I'm still just kowtowing you. Hurry up and send me the red envelope!"

"Okay!" He Yuzhu said with a smile, "Grandma, please rest early, I'll send it to you now."

When he arrived at the intermediate courtyard, He Yuzhu gently knocked on Liu Yumo's door.

Liu Yumo, who was about to pack up, opened the door, but saw that it was He Yuzhu, turned sideways and let him in.

This is the first time He Yuzhu has entered Liu Yumo's boudoir.

I saw that the room was spotless and very clean, unlike He Yuzhu's own doghouse. Since Qin Huairu was driven away and Lou Xiao'e also left, his house had basically not moved much except for the clean floor...
To be continued...
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