315 Everyone: Silly column, practice?
"Mr. Third uncle, what should we do now?"
"Yes, tell me, Sha Zhu's unclear hands and feet must have been a day or two, otherwise, how could he dare to hide so many?"
Many people asked the third uncle angrily, not because they had any objections to the third uncle, but because they hated Sha Zhu, the person who hides fish, to the core.
Everyone had a good fish banquet, but when they encountered such a thing, the start time was delayed again, and everyone was holding back their energy.
The third uncle was also very angry at this moment. He thought Sha Zhu was not bad, but now he doesn’t think so well!
When he thought of Sha Zhu stealing his car wheels, he didn't say anything about him in the yard, in order to keep his face.
As it turns out, Sha Zhu is an ungrateful person and may not have taken advantage of him when harvesting fish!
The third uncle decided not to protect Sha Zhu, and did not wake him up, and directly blocked all kinds of retreats.
"Mr. Third uncle, you have expressed your opinion!"
"Yes, Mr. Third, what do you want to do? We will all listen to you!"
Looking at everyone's expectant eyes, the third uncle said slowly: "This fish must be made by Sha Zhu. What we have mastered now is not strictly evidence. People have two skins on their mouths. When facing confrontation, they can fool Sha Zhu. When they have to wait for the fish he has finished, we are on a surprise inspection. If we still find that there is still left, then he will be unable to defend himself!"
"Oh, Mr. Third, your trick is so good! When we look for him now, he will definitely take it out directly and then say it is a misunderstanding."
The third uncle shook his head with a smile, "Just use a little trick! To borrow the words of General Manager He, it is not unfair to accuse a good person or let a bad person go. Justice may be late, but it will never be absent!"
"Mr. Third uncle, do you still want to give Sha Zhu a chance? General Manager He also said that any comrade can make mistakes. The key is whether he can recognize the mistakes. People who go further and further on the wrong path are not comrades!"
"Hahaha, let's go and see Shazhu!"
After saying that, the third uncle took everyone away. Everyone treated it as nothing, came behind Sha Zhu and was busy with everything, greeted him with a smile, and worked hard for the evening fish banquet!
Of course, this is not a kind of surveillance!
Sha Zhu naturally felt very guilty about everyone's enthusiasm. He wanted to take out the hidden fish at home several times, but Qin Huairu stopped him many times!
In front of the three stoves in the yard, various auxiliary ingredients and ingredients were prepared properly. Sha Zhu showed his unique skills and made three pots of dishes at the same time!
Of course, in fact, there are only two pots that need to be fried, and the rest is either steamed or stewed, but even so, that is an amazing skill!
More than half an hour, the two tables in the middle courtyard were filled with dishes, and the whole fish banquet was completed.
I had been watching Qin Huairu at home at the banquet. Seeing that everyone was ready and ready to join the table, I hurriedly greeted Xiaodang and Huaihua went to take up the seat early.
As an adult, she naturally cannot be too diligent and must wait until all the elders take their seats before she can take their seats.
As for Sha Zhu, after making the fish, everyone didn't want to slap him, and they were still cleaning up the stove there.
"Xiaodang, Huaihua, there is no seat here! You can wait a while before arranging you!" Seeing the two children, the third uncle did not be as kind as before, but sent the two people away in one sentence.
Everyone had no objection to this, as if it should be!
"Master! You are not active in eating and have problems with your thoughts. Xiaodang, Huaihua, go and call your parents!"
With just one sentence, the whole hospital found his place in minutes. You asked me and I asked you to quickly gather two tables, chairs and other things, and they were completely filled with them!
However, Sha Zhu's family has not arrived yet!
"Come on, look at the third uncle!"
"The third uncle, the first uncle and the second uncle are working overtime. They don't participate, why don't you say a few words?"
"Your saliva has flowed into your crotch. What should I say? Let's go first, thank you General Manager He!" The third uncle had no plans to make a long speech, and took everyone to raise their wine glasses and collided!
"Thank you, Chief Engineer He!"
"Thank you, Chief Engineer He!"
......
After a glass of wine, there is still another process to go, so everyone naturally recommends the third uncle and asks the third uncle to share the fish.
There are some considerations about how to divide fish eyes, fish beams, fish mouths, fish tails, fish fins, and fish buttocks, but fish can be eaten at will.
The third uncle distributed these things to the most suitable people and took everyone to move on the spot. No one on the two tables found that there was still a family of people missing.
"This fish is fresh!"
"Mom, I have never eaten any delicious fish in my life!"
"Grandma, do you eat this fish fin?"
"Silly kid, the third uncle gives you fish fins with some particularity. This is called spreading his wings and flying high!"
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After a while, Sha Zhu brought Qin Huairu and her two children here, but found that everyone had eaten and did not leave any seats for their house.
Even when my family stood here, no one looked at me.
Sha Zhu wants face, or the men in Sijiu City all want face, and they are about to have an attack on the spot, but they are stopped by Qin Huairu.
"Third uncle, third uncle? Why don't you call us when you start the meal?"
At this time, the third uncle pretended not to hear it and asked kindly to the child next to him: "Fat Tiger, why don't you eat this fish eye? It's good to eat this!"
"Three uncles?"
"Three uncles?"
In awkwardness, Qin Huairu shouted twice.
This time, the third uncle slowly turned his head, glanced at Qin Huairu, and said in annoyance: "Who? My ears are not deaf, do you think I am a wife!"
At He Ku's house, the old lady poked the ground with a crutch and said to He Ku with a smile: "This Yan Fugui is a rebellious thing. I dare to say bad things about my old lady!"
"You heard it wrong. The third uncle said that you can live to be two hundred years old!"
"Oh, that's not possible. Haven't you become an old monster at the age of two hundred? Or scold me!"
Why bother: "..."
"Grandson, everything outside has started, when will we start?"
"Grandma, we have to go late. Would you like to have some snacks first?"
"Select what?"
"dessert."
"What heart?"
Why bother: "..."
Outside, Qin Huairu also knew that the people in the yard were repairing their house, so she was not polite in an instant and got angry on the spot, "Three uncles, neighbors, you look down on others too much. Sha Zhu is the hero of Quanyu Banquet, you don't even call him!"
"We don't look down on your family, we just don't take your family seriously at all!"
"Yes? What are your names? Do we know each other?"
Looking at everyone's words and my words of ridicule, Sha Zhu was about to hit someone on the spot. The person in the yard was not polite to him before. When did you see such a scene?
But just as he waited for him to make a beating, the young and middle-aged people on the two tables stood up at the same time, and said with tacit understanding: "Sha Zhu, practice?"
Chapter completed!