Chapter 87 The weight of 0.01
Hearing the old witch's words, Liu Fang quietly looked at the short shrine in the courtyard, curled his lips, and complained in his heart: "If God works, what do you want the police to do?!"
Then he said to the old witch: "Old man, I am an atheist, not the kind of person who worships every time I go to the temple."
“Whether you believe in God or not, God is there, and it will not protect you because you don’t believe in it.
So in order to show respect, let's say goodbye!" The old witch looked at the young man in front of her with a kind face.
He was angry: "What's going on with this little boy? Do you have to ask me to ask for money to understand people's words?"
Liu Fang looked at the short wooden house in the yard, felt helpless, clasped his hands together, raised his head high, bowed three times, and shouted: "There is no taboo, good luck!"
Then he looked at the old witch beside him and spread his hands, saying, "Look, I've been worshipping me, you see, I'm actually here this time to ask you something, that's it..."
"No, no, no, this kind of worship of God does not conform to the ritual. worship of God requires offerings!" The old witch interrupted quickly.
Liu Fang looked at the old man in front of him strangely, and couldn't help but complain: "This offering is forbidden. If there is really a god in this world, he will not look down on it. If the heart is sincere, it will be effective..."
Then he spoke: "It's not the old man, you don't need to be so careful. What kind of offerings are important to worship God is sincerity. What is not important for offerings.
Besides, I believe that the gods have lived for so long since eternity, and have never seen anything or eaten anything. He may not be able to see anything that we have done!"
The old witch on the side showed helplessness when she saw this love. She was frowning and wondering how to speak. She asked someone to pay for it, but she did not make the other party feel that she was too philanthropic!
"Hey! That guy, you want to ask for something if you don't give it money, what a joke!"
I saw that at the door of the house, a girl in witch costume was now looking at Liu Fang with her hands on her hips.
I looked so angry that I thought it was because I just woke up and was still angry.
In an instant, Liu Fang, who heard this, realized it!
Sure enough, the temples in the world are all family, and they all ask for money for indulgence and oil. I thought that compared to the bald donkeys, famous mountains and ancient temples in China, Japan, they might be different, but I didn’t expect that they were all like birds.
On the other hand, the old witch saw that her granddaughter had broken the window paper for money without hesitation, and frowned and was displeased: "What's the money for you?
How can you worship God and other common things? Why do we worship God and God?
Is it because we worship God for money? We are not doing this because of his inspiration.”
"Hiss... Is this old woman speaking the opposite, or a true believer?"
Liu Fang secretly wondered, after all, he was familiar with Liu Fang, a person from the secular world, but he was really hard to get the right pulse for such a clergyman.
What's more, I'm facing foreign monks. You should know that some people who believe in religion often give birth to very extreme madmen!
The young witch curled her lips and walked towards the two of them, teasing: "Grandma has told you that it's okay if you meet someone who is quick to turn your head. You're going to meet a silly man..."
Speaking of this young witch, he looked at Liu Fang, and his eyes were silent.
Then he talked about "I think we might as well collect tickets and sell designated offerings in the future, so that we can make money quickly!
You can't even get rid of the pot anymore, so there is no need for you to hide the three layers inside and the three layers inside and outside."
After saying that, the woman looked at Liu Fang again, with most of her eyes being contempt.
Liu Fang was furious on the side: "Hey hey hey, it's almost done, what's going on when you look at me twice in a row!
Oh, isn’t it just a feudal superstition?
Who allows you to look at me with the kind of mentally retarded eyes!" Liu Fang cursed in his heart, too lazy to bother with this girl.
The girl looked at the stupid boy in front of her, and didn't care about Liu Fang's constipation look, but she was confused in her heart and thought that this person looked familiar and seemed to have seen him somewhere.
But he didn't care, so he turned directly to Liu Fang and said, "You are asking about things, we are just like other places, and we also collect money.
Are you planning to ask about career, love, or marriage?”
"I don't ask about these things, I just want to ask one thing!" Although the girl in front of me didn't leave any face to Liu Fang.
But Liu Fang really didn't dare to argue with her. He had no choice but to be a human being. The best way was to be a human being with his tail between his legs.
"Then what do you want to ask? I will tell you that I have no ability to communicate with the dead, at most I can count my life or something."
The more Liu Fang heard it, the more he felt that the woman in front of him was unreliable, even though he was a master who had never seen the world.
But in his impression, most witches pray for blessings and exorcises or are responsible for sacrifices. When will the Japanese clergy become more and more Chinese?
I couldn't help but feel contempt, but said patiently: "Actually, this time I came here to bother me, mainly to inquire about one thing, and I need to help you solve it. As for the reward, I will never treat you badly."
"It's okay to lose... Isn't it enough to do this? I've been chatting for a long time." The witch muttered in Cantonese.
Liu Fang's ears moved and his eyes narrowed. He couldn't understand Cantonese, but he could definitely hear the flop clearly.
Unexpectedly, the woman in front of me had been having sex for a long time and was a beautiful woman from Guangdong.
Then he was polite: "Beautiful girl, is it necessary to say that people are frustrating? Isn't it just to inquire about something, don't be too harsh with a temper!"
When the woman heard what Liu Fang said, she was amazed and had a strong Guangpu accent: "Oh, I didn't expect that you, a Japanese man, speak Mandarin, are better than what you said."
"What do you mean? I am a decent Chinese man. In Mandarin, that's the key to family!"
"Oh, that's it, let's say, because you are a fellow villager, I'll give you a 10% discount."
"A fellow villager only has 0.01 in his portion..." Liu Fang complained in his heart, and then said: "It costs as much as you should, and I won't take advantage of you."
Let me put it this way, this matter is crucial to me. I need to know what the worm ninja is and what the nerd worm is?"
The young witch shook her head: "What kind of horny horny is this? I haven't heard of it before, why don't you ask grandma?
But don’t speak Chinese, she really can’t understand.”
I saw the older witch beside them, looking at them with a polite smile.
Liu Fang turned to tell the purpose of the trip, but saw the originally amiable old witch, her face tightened and her eyes looked nervous: "Who told you about this about the insect ninja!"
"Wang Pu, I don't know if you still remember that person..."
Chapter completed!