Chapter 24 The Yangou Clan(1/2)
After Tianran and Jingzheng, Gu Zhan once again discovered two characteristics that his wife could not resist: beautiful dogs and choking people.
The former was discovered for a while and was distressed for three days; the latter was just showing signs and was so choked that people could not fight back.
Putting aside all the filters, Gu Zhan tried his best to look at them from the perspective of a stranger who was a passerby. Su Qianliang had delicate facial features and a charming appearance. His pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be discharged at any time.
This is also the main reason why she was hacked online as soon as the scandal came out: she was not a serious woman at first glance.
Looking at it today, those eyes are clear and transparent, and they are directly touching the hearts. There is also the bonus after wearing camouflage uniforms. She interprets the word "righteousness".
Even though she was sitting cross-legged on the beach, her back was still straight, like a never-bent green bamboo, and her solemn color on her body made people dare not slander it casually.
Gu Zhan was very puzzled how he felt that there was no more suitable clothes for Su Qianliang than camouflage uniforms. This feeling came inexplicably and extremely surging, and it was impossible to ignore.
"Qianliang, you..."
He wanted to ask, "Do you like camouflage clothes?", and he felt that it was boring to ask, so he changed his question: "What clothes do you wear the best?"
As soon as he said that, his heart burst into tears: It's over, I'm taken a deviantly.
"23333 Congratulations to the male god for entering the Yangou clan."
"I believe in Liangliang's ability to sell goods hahaha!"
"Yes, I successfully brought the man into a beautiful dog in one week."
"Gu Zhan: I'm asking Gu Yangou in the future, thank you."
"Gu Zhan's face: Please look at me and speak in the future, thank you."
"Liangliang: Little brother, what's wrong with you? I haven't done my best yet."
"Gu Yangou: Sorry, big brother, I'm too weak."
The barrage in the live broadcast room was full of talents, which made fans and passers-by laugh. The staff of the doctor Qiu who always peeked at the screen were also laughing, almost missing their job.
Su Qianliang himself did not realize that he had brought the person into Yan Gou's pit and was thinking about the answers to the question seriously.
What is the best thing for soldiers to wear? Of course it is military uniform!
After Captain Su officially entered the army, he was ranked as the throne of the flower of the army every year. No matter which military region he went to or what the name of the flower was, the biggest and most beautiful one definitely belonged to her.
After wearing the green that represents land for many years, she really wants to try the blue and white uniforms of the Navy and Air Force, which are very beautiful.
But… “I look the best in military uniform.”
Captain Su still loves green military uniforms the most. The green military uniform that tightly wraps his body covers the curves while protecting all important parts. His appearance is not very good, but it represents her years of glory and persistence.
There is no better suit and better looking clothing than military uniforms.
At this moment, Gu Zhan felt that there was light in her eyes. The light was a little strange. He had never seen it before, but he was moved by it for unknown reasons.
He intuitively felt that the wife he found in order to deal with the parents' urge to get married was far more mysterious than he thought - he found a treasure!
"You're pretty good now."
Su Qianliang nodded happily to accept the praise, and then threw out a bait: "Do you want to see me who looks better?"
My wife looks so beautiful without dressing up without makeup... Gu Zhan nodded without thinking, must see!
The audience also came to join in the fun:
"Look!"
“The cool and cool look the best!”
"Do you need to put on makeup and change clothes?"
"The program team doesn't have this link, right?"
"Do you want to secretly get on the cruise ship again?"
"I wonder what surprises the big baby will bring to us? I'm so looking forward to it."
The big baby, who was expected by the audience and the staff, stood up, patted the trouser legs and butt stained with sand, and signaled Gu Zhan to stand up and hug her from behind.
Gu Zhan subconsciously wanted to persuade her not to move the couple's private life to the screen. The next moment, he felt that Su Qianliang's personality must be because he thought too much, so he stood behind her honestly and hugged his slender waist.
He didn't dare to hug him too tightly, and hugged him with a gentlemanly manner, "What?"
Su Qianliang looked at the camera, pointed his hand backwards, and said expressionlessly: "Today I will give you a female self-defense class. Have you seen it? Now the one behind me is the stinky hooligan who follows the women into the alley in the dark night to wait for an opportunity to be slutty."
The stinky hooligan Gu Zhan: "..."
Female audience: "..." To be honest, if the hooligan has such conditions, it is more likely that he will be able to follow the situation.
"Most women are attacked from behind. First, this is the most beneficial to the attacker, and second, it is very unfavorable for the attacker to not see what is happening behind the scenes. You cannot see the attacker's face, you cannot see what is on his hands, and you cannot estimate how likely you are to escape and resist."
Captain Su didn't realize that finding a man with an overly good appearance to play a hooligan is not very beneficial to the development of the women's self-defense course. He bent his index finger and middle finger toward Gu Zhan's eye position.
"Remember, you must use the eyes when poking them face to face, including the anti-wolf spray or perfume that many women will carry with you. Only when you are face to face, you can see the distance and position clearly, which is the most effective way to use. In turn, it will be very difficult."
The two changed to Gu Zhan's position of tying Su Qianliang's neck from behind, first with his palms choked, and then with his elbows choked.
"In this posture, women can forcefully beat the person's fingers, preferably the little finger. If you grab other fingers, you don't need to change them. Just beat them directly. This person will hurt you, so it doesn't matter no matter how hard you use it. This is legally the category of self-defense. Don't be afraid, the most serious consequence is to break your fingers."
Immediately afterwards, Su Qianliang taught female friends how to use all the tools they have around them, such as high heels, stomping their feet, squirting their vaginas, and hitting them three times; for example, a big and heavy handbag and a brick-like mobile phone, aiming at the head, nose and eyes, and smashing them.
She taught carefully and the audience also learned carefully.
At first, they thought Su Qianliang was just trying to teach three famous tricks, but they didn't expect that they would teach them well and teach them all the things they could use.
This class took two full hours.
Keep disassembling and decomposing. If an audience member says he doesn't understand, he will do it again and explain it in more detail.
From the beginning, Gu Zhan did whatever he wanted to do with his wife, and finally looked at her side face as she was busy explaining her seriously, she suddenly understood the meaning of the sentence: Serious women are the most beautiful, and Su Qianliang was indeed the most beautiful at this time.
Doctor Qiu looked at it and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.
Director Qiu: "I thought she was just teaching two tricks."
Doctor: "The teaching is very practical. Many women may not bring anti-wolf spray when going out, but they will bring small sprays and perfume. They do not bring small knives, but high heels, handbags, and mobile phones can all become tools for counterattack."
After teaching the simple and convenient female self-defense technique, Su Qianliang relaxed his expression and curled his lips slightly: "You see, it's very simple, don't panic. Anyway, use whatever you have at hand. When the man leans over, he sinks his qi into his dantian, aim his ears and use your most handy shouting. It's best to be able to shake the eardrums."
This idea makes people laugh, and after laughing, I feel that it makes sense.
Women do not have an advantage in strength. If they encounter such a thing late at night, they may be in panic and forget to fight back, but screaming is something they will never forget. This is the first reaction they will make when they are afraid. Then, will it not be so difficult to find the right position and shout again when they are on their lips?
"Liangliang said it very well, I remember it all."
“It feels very practical.”
"I never thought that spray perfume can be used like this."
"High heels will become an important weapon for counterattack. It's great that short-legged people don't need to wear flat shoes every day!"
"It hurts to smash your phone."
"But in that case, a mobile phone that never leaves hands is much more useful than finding a brick."
"Who is more important to a cell phone or your safety?"
Before we knew it, Su Qianliang's small split screen traffic gradually exceeded Gu Zhan's small split screen. He switched to the main screen, and it was full of barrage discussions on how to defend himself.
If the matter really falls on yourself, can you still remember to shout at the other person's ear? How should you deal with it if you are covered with your mouth?
Not only women, but also men are involved in the topic.
In this society, cute boys have to protect themselves well, of course, they are more for the sake of the women at home. The family members are here to learn, and the non-existent ones are here to record them before learning.
The screen was still discussing self-defense, and Gu Zhan handed a piece of bamboo joint and said, "Drink some water."
After drinking in one breath, Su Qianliang came to life, shook the corner of his mouth with his back hand and asked him, "How is it, have you learned it?"
"What am I learning this?" Gu Zhan was surprised.
"You are pretty, it's dangerous to go out alone." Su Qianliang replied naturally, "Look, you can't beat me with such a body shape. If you can easily be knocked down and dragged away by a thin woman, wouldn't it be very dangerous to have two or three women?"
In front of so many audiences, she kindly took care of her husband's face, and did not mention the four words "chastity is not guaranteed", and conveyed it with a look that can only be understood but not expressed in words.
The good-looking Gu Zhan: "..."
The audience who were originally discussing self-defense stopped. Compared to things that were less likely to happen or never, they cared more about what the two were discussing.
Chastity is not guaranteed? Oh, a good topic, you must participate!
"Male god, you must have absolute confidence in your appearance and figure."
"If it weren't for the illegal act, I'd done it long ago, you know?"
"We are good citizens who abide by laws and regulations, and it doesn't mean that others are, right?"
"Boys have to protect themselves!"
"My husband and I learn how to defend ourselves together, hehe."
"Learn your eyelash essence well! Avoid chastity being lost!"
Gu Zhan, who was closely following the safety of chastity by fans, felt that his expression must be very distorted at this moment. He took a deep breath and stood up.
"Qianliang, we've been through it."
Although he was not professional, he still learned judo and boxing. How could he lose to Su Qianliang, who was thin and thin, and his waist was so thin that he could circle it with both hands?
To be continued...