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Chapter 29 Can't afford to hurt!

"Can't afford to hurt? What does it mean?"

Fang Chang was stunned.

He thought, looking at the singer Yiban

Song title: Can't afford to hurt

Singer name: Lei Feng

Fang Chang: "..."

The original image of a beautiful woman in his mind instantly turned into a samatte.

"It's a cheating father"

Fang Chang was full of cow!

In an instant, he felt like an enlightenment, and his experience of being sorry for being unforgettable...

......

On the morning of June 5, many people who followed the Qu Competition had a question in their minds, what does "can't afford to hurt" mean?

Many people who listened to the song understood it vaguely, but were not sure.

After all, this is a fresh "vocabulary".

Many people left messages when they couldn't afford to be hurt, and many people discussed with each other until the latest issue of the god dubbing appeared!

This issue of God’s voice is in the ninth episode.

The complete title is God's voiceover and can't afford to hurt!

That's right!

This episode was specially recorded by Lei Feng for this round of competition!

At the beginning of the video, Lei Feng started with the voice of "Dong Chen" hosting the CCTV in this world:

"Everyone said that I used magic bullshit as a scoundrel last year. I can't argue. Life is so difficult, so don't expose some things. I can't afford to call the old prince. I can't afford to be scared, and I can't afford to be hurt..."

Many people can’t help laughing when they read this issue of God’s dubbing!

Nothing else

On the one hand, it is the "support" meme; on the other hand, Lei Feng imitates it too much!

The meaning of the word "can't afford to hurt" is also announced for the first time

That is, individuals have been repeatedly injured, covered in scars, no longer able to withstand the trouble or harm.

Many people who can't afford to hurt after hearing this finally understand!

Just as these people thought they understood, Lei Feng let them thoroughly understand what it means to be really insulted!

In the video, with the complaints of the host "Dong Chen", all the characters on TV began to complain!

The way of complaining is the "roaring body" that everyone is familiar with.

The first one of Erkang, who returned to the Condor Heroes, appeared!

That's a tearful picture:

"You can't afford to be hurt by those who learn French! I chose French classes two years ago, so I embarked on the road of no return! Who is speaking to me is the most beautiful language in the world! 76 does not read 76! 76 does not read 60 plus 16! 96 does not read 96! 4 20 plus 16! French people are so good at math! yi76988472 does not read yi76988472! yibaga 60 plus 16, four 20 plus 18, and twenty plus 20 plus 4, and sixty plus 12! You still ask the beauties for phone calls? After the phone number is reported, the Condor Heroes have finished reading it? Is it true that it is true?”

The fifth prince also stood up

"You can't afford to be hurt by those who learn Spanish! There are tremolo everywhere! RRRRRRRRRR has been pronounced for more than two months! There are also letter pronunciations! V is pronounced uve! It's dobyieuve! Two vs! It's so vivid! The pronunciation of y is igriega! Why do you read yi letters so long!"

The little swallow came out too

"You can't afford to learn Vietnamese people! There are only two years of classes, less than 3 people in 1999! Are there any species that are rarer than giant pandas in Sichuan Province? Vietnamese people only call their names the last word! A man calls his girlfriend downstairs to call him 2 buildings 4oyi Fang, have you seen it? You can only take the room number to avoid the multi-name number of women. Have you seen it?"

And the queen!

"You can't afford to be the emperor's woman! You have to come out to choose a girl at the age of thirteen or fourteen. You have to be careful of your sister killing you day and night! You have to be the queen and you have to choose a girl for your husband every three years! You have to be careful of your girl killing you! You have to be afraid of your girl, but you have to be afraid of your girl killing you! You have to be afraid of your girl, but you have two illegitimate daughters! There are always princesses who want to harm you! There are always princesses who disobey you!..."

Every character appears!

Return of the Condor Heroes, Journey to the West, Legend of the Condor Heroes, and Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio!

Many roles, many departments!

Anything that can be imitated by Lei Peak will be roaring and complaining!

All of them have been squirting!

Especially for the professional students mentioned by Lei Feng, the reply of "I can't afford to hurt yi" is almost flooding the screen!

"You can't afford to be hurt by those who study economics! The cover has three big words written on economics and all mathematical formulas, but you have seen it! The innocent and kind-hearted Dan Yi's originally full of longing for the liberal arts girl knows the pain!"

"You can't afford to be injured for girls who are studying aircraft design! We are not flight attendants who don't fly planes, we are learning aircraft design! Don't ask me how the J-2o is designed. We have three years of net arithmetics problems in college! We are more difficult to learn mathematics than the mathematics department, and physics is more difficult to learn physics than the physics department. We also have to do questions about fluid mechanics solid mechanics and piles!"

"You can't afford to hurt someone who has to lick the bottle cap even when drinking yogurt!"

"You can't afford to hurt a man who doesn't wear long pants!"

"You can't afford to be hurt even more when a man in red autumn pants!"

"You can't afford to hurt a woman who is too human to say!"

"You can't afford to be hurt by the person who read God's voice!!!"

The total length of the video is seven minutes and more than 80 people cannot afford to be injured!

The most classic thing is that Lei Feng imitated last year's Spring Festival Gala, and six CCTV hosts reported the show that they could not afford to be injured; the second is the episode where Zhuge Liang talked about the conspiracy in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms TV series, and seventeen different voices said that they could not afford to be injured!

Many people kneel!

I was stunned!

And at the end of the video, it is a song!

Just can't afford to hurt!

This song is supplemented by a large number of female characters in TV series, such as the Queen, Rong Mama, Mu Nianci, Pan Jinlian, etc., and is "singed" with "Taiwan" in the form of "God editing"!

Specific as follows

"There are so many beauties around you, but it seems that I just like me!" Queen!

"After loving, I won't come to see me. I always say you are very busy and don't have time to come with me." Mama Rong!

"Your QQ has many hot girls inside, so it turns out that I am just one of them!" Princess Jianning!

"I am extremely sad. Ask you why, isn't I so infatuated? "Pan Jinlian!

"I can't afford to be injured. I miss you and miss you until the sky is dark!" Mu Nianci!

"Call you call, and the beauty is in your arms again. I hate you and you hate you so hard!" Zhou Zhiruo!

"I can't afford to be injured, I really can't afford to be injured. I'll do it all over the years and make it to give up!" Wang Xifeng!

"Does there be any conscience? Your conscience dog takes away my conscience and I hate you and you hate you so much that I completely forget it!" Qin Xianglian!

......

yi Duan Shen edited!

I was shocked to see!

The editing effect of 50 cents is a filmmaker!

It's like a bunker!!

I can't afford to hurt this song, and I was first given a lot of votes by the No. 1 Kim Yoon. After a morning, I was ranked fourth. However, the voice of the episode was released, and it immediately showed a sharp surge!

It jumped from the fourth place to the second place!

Compared with the beer and coffee in Jinrong, there is only a thousand tickets difference!

As the divine dubbing cannot afford to hurt, more people suddenly realized that the shocking pain was extremely similar to the beer and coffee of Jin Rong, and the singing sound seemed to be very similar!

"I asked you weakly, does anyone think that the sound of being hurt is very similar to beer and coffee?"

"That was Lei Feng deliberately imitating Jin Rong..."

"Damn it! Bunker!"

“Is beer and coffee good?”

"It's like that."

"I think it's better if I can't afford to hurt!"

"I can't afford to hurt yi"
Chapter completed!
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