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Without any warning, Shengge's live broadcast journey began.

If I say the only thing that I am pleased with is that her mother, who is like the Queen Mother, would not see her such a bad face.

001 gave her an invincible live broadcast room that claimed to be the whole universe and praised time and space. Unfortunately, the number of viewers in this live broadcast room is zero.

"Shengge, you can travel through different time and space to live broadcast, and you will definitely be fat."

"Don't worry, all incomes are 37, you are 7, and I am 3."

For a lazy person like Shengge, since he can't resist, let it go.

Of course, she didn't know that she was really fat.

...

"Erdan, come out for me."

Shengge almost scared herself to death as she looked at the reflection of the lake.

The dirty lotus pod is hung on the mouth, and the ears are like palm-shaped fan to show golden eyes. The fangs are as sharp as steel files, and the long mouth is like a brazier.

Although I was wearing clothes, my round belly was like a woman about to give birth and could not even hide it.

Looking at this look, Shengge could only think of fat heads and big ears, which were very greasy.

As a top student who grew up watching Journey to the West (it seemed to have accidentally exposed his age), he looked very familiar with this look.

Zhu Bajie...

Shengge truly felt the feeling of crying without tears.

It turned out that this was the true meaning of the fat and oily oil in Erdan's mouth. She thought she would become a rich woman.

Rich woman = fat woman?

Such a gap makes Shengge a little unacceptable.

"Shengge, my name is not Erdan." 001 corrected in anger.

Haha, you still dare to be furious.

No matter who turns into a pig in the blink of an eye, it is a bit difficult to accept?

Either it is a completely pig, or it is completely turned into a human being. What is the problem of half a human and half a pig?

No, Shengge thought about it and thought that Brother Bajie had changed thirty-six times.

I change, I change...

Shengge felt that she was about to be ruined, so why could Zhu Bajie have a human form to cheat her marriage in Gaolaozhuang? She couldn't become a human being.

People often say that people have different fates, but now she has become Zhu Bajie...

"Erdan, are you hiding something from me?"

Live broadcast, who stipulates that as a bystander, can’t live broadcast?

Haha, can it be even more wonderful to be in the scene?

"There is indeed a little bit of trivial things hidden from you..." Because of guilt, 001 no longer struggles with the name.

"Frankly be lenient, resist strictness..."

"The wish-fulfilling plug-in is installed in the live broadcast system, so, so..."

Listening to 001's stuttering voice, Shengge could already imagine a shy little beauty holding her clothes and being nervous.

What to do? This is the girl who is a top student, is heartbroken.

"Ninety-one points, I'm nine and you one." Shengge, who was consciously hurt, began a bargaining journey.

Humph, being depressed requires a lot of income to comfort.

"Would you like this? Shengge, the small ones need enough energy to maintain the safety of your time and space shuttle."

Shengge's cold face, this girl doesn't listen.

"28, 28..." 001 saw that Shengge was unmoved, gritted his teeth and finally said this.

"Trade." A cunning light flashed in Shengge's eyes, a small example, let you plot against this girl again.

Shengge touched his big nose and smiled twistedly. Since he came, he should be at ease.

"Erdan, what is Zhu Bajie's wish?"

Shengge really doesn’t understand what live broadcast is good for helping others fulfill their wishes.

Can this girl return to her old career and do her academic masters to help others do homework?

"Zhu Bajie doesn't want to learn from the scriptures. He wants to marry Gao Cuilan and then return to the Heavenly Court to be the Marshal of Tianpeng."

"The drunken fairy was demoted to the mortal world and practiced again, and he admitted to the fallacy, but the animal realm can only be regarded as a mistake. He wanted to correct his fate of being disrupted."

"The most important thing is that he wants to keep up with Gao Cuilan as he is now."

Shengge's eyes blinked, so ambitious.

However, isn't this sure that it's not embarrassing her?

How hard Gao Cuilan wants to marry a pig...

Nothing to love in life...

"Change a task, I don't think I can complete it."

Put yourself in your shoes and think about it. If she were Gao Cuilan, she wouldn't have been with Zhu Bajie.

It’s not that she dislikes her, she can only say that she is a perfect beauty, otherwise she would not have been single for so many years.

"Shengge, you are Zhu Bajie now. Is it really okay for you to dislike yourself?"

001 didn't think Bajie's appearance was so unsightly that the world was so big that it was unique. This can only be said to be unique.

Haha, for the idea of ​​001, Shengge only wants to say that the taste is unique.

Think about the Buddha's evaluation of Zhu Bajie's successful pursuit of the scriptures in Journey to the West, "Zhu Wuneng... I like to return to the great sect, join my monk, and protect the holy monk on the road, but he has stubborn intentions and has not lost his sexual desire. Because you have made contributions to carrying the burden..."

After all the journey of obtaining the scriptures, all the twists and turns turned into four words that the Buddha said lightly and fulfilled his merits.

Official complaints are the most terrifying.

Regarding Bajie, Shengge can only be said to be indifferent.

Don't hate it or like it.

Although he likes beauty during his journey to obtain the scriptures, cheats, and is lazy from time to time, everything is understandable.

He did not look to Buddha at all. Although he was the Marshal of Tianpeng, he had a mortal heart as a mortal.

He has all kinds of emotions, such as seven emotions, six desires, anger, ignorance, joy and anger, love and hate, and entanglement.

If there is no Buddha in his heart, how can he be required to be free from distracting thoughts and purify the six senses?

Of course, if Zhu Bajie was a beauty, she might become his little fan.

The way of dealing with things that is wise and foolish is quite admirable.

"Shengge, now that you already know the live broadcast mission, I will not appear until the mission is over."

“The sensitive images in the live broadcast room will be automatically mosaiced, so you don’t have to worry about privacy leaks.”

001 is like a heartless man who says it is extremely heartless.

"Erdan, where is the big gift pack?"

Shengge felt that she had been deceived again. Although she was a top student, is it really okay to just throw her into the mythical world of Journey to the West with confidence and boldness?

You should know that these are all gods who turn their hands around and turn their hands around and make them rain, and it seems that the academic master is useless.

Well, I finally realized that a scholar met a soldier and felt that he couldn't explain it clearly.

"I haven't seen what a big gift package."

"Sheng, I wish you good luck."

Somehow, Shengge just thought 001's voice was so naughty that she hated her teeth.

"Erdan, Erdan..."

Bah, at least I will introduce to this academic master what step the plot has reached.

It would be fine if you don’t give a big gift package or a golden finger, but you’re still so elusive.

Bad reviews.

"What a big pig..."

Just as Shengge kept saying a lot, it was time for a barrage to appear in the live broadcast room.
Chapter completed!