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Chapter 228: Mindless and unhappy

Speaking of this couple, when thinking about Brother Chai was regarded as the Son of God, the first thing that came to mind was Zhao Zilong and his wife.

These two people who always have the light of merit are undoubtedly extremely sacred in the eyes of all the righteous paths, and it is normal to be regarded as the Son of God.

However, when Liu Xuan followed Uncle Ma to the village full of bones, he saw two white figures floating above a pile of green plants.

"Should it be said that it is worthy of being a way to play in line with the surrounding environment?" Liu Xuan touched Senshen Baibo beside him and complained.

"Miss Sadako, we should leave. The surrounding environment makes me very uncomfortable." The maid girl hung firmly on Sadako, looking at the group of plants around her with timid eyes, looking at the same as Sadako.

It’s not her fault. Although Zhou Lingshuang is a ghost, she has never received twelve years of compulsory education in hell, so it is normal to be stage frightened.

"What are you saying? Ling Shuang? Didn't you see how pious their eyes are? Even the dead believers and dead gambling ghosts in hell do not have the pure eyes of them. If you don't use their words well, you will be punished by God." Sadako laughed, her voice gloomy.

"But, we should find the master and the others first now." Ling Shuang said timidly.

The branches of a tree beside him suddenly broke, which directly scared the maid.

"Ah... Son of God doesn't have to worry about it. This is the normal physiological metabolism of the old man." A rotten sound came from the trunk of the big tree that broke the branches, as if it would be buried in peace at any time.

Hiss ~~

"Wow!!!Uncle, face, your face!!!!"

A scream of up to 90 decibels came from a ghost's mouth, and it was a very satisfying thing no matter how you think about it.

"Ah?" The branch fumbled on the main trunk. Liu Xuan saw him come out from behind with a huge bark, "Ah, normal physiological phenomenon, normal...bang!"

Before he could finish his words, it was like a terrorist attack. In the blink of an eye, the big tree that originally needed at least three people to hug directly broke open in the middle.

"The elder has passed away!"

"The elder has passed away!"

"Go and invite the Holy Fire!!!"

The scene was extremely chaotic at one time. The dust was trampled by the big trees and fluttered in the wind. The guys who became lusts in the bushes were even more trampled.

However, this chaos lasted for about thirty seconds, and a little warm light appeared in this gloomy place. A simple man composed of vines held a torch in his hand, taking big but soft steps, as if he was a torchbearer passing the Olympic flame to run here.

Martians splashed as he ran, falling on the trampled grass and bushes.

It was as if it was already coated with a layer of flammable fuel, and it exploded with a bang.

In short, this guy ran all the way and became a flame passage behind him, but this guy actually ran out of the effect that a real man would never look back and look at the explosion.

"Hu, Hu, Hu..."

In the eyes of everyone, the vine finally ran to the passing tree, panting like a bellows.

"puff……"

Liu Xuan became more and more suspicious that he was on the horror film set now. He watched the vine man spit out strong noodles from his thick-lined mouth, and then the guy sucked it back with a slight noise...

"Ahem."

This guy probably choked, covered his heart with his hands and coughed desperately, and then...

Bang.

He forgot that he was still holding a matchstick in his hand. In everyone's confused, sacred, or moved eyes, he... spontaneously ignited and turned into the brightest star in the night sky.

"For...glory, for...freedom!!!"

After shouting, the vine man rushed to the motionless rotten wood in flames.

All the vegetatives looked at the flame with a sacred face, and the whole scene was solemn and dignified.

"What's that?" Liu Xuan pulled the corners of his mouth. It looked very touching. Why did Liu Xuan always feel funny, "Are these guys crazy?"

"You can never understand the vegetative matters." Uncle Renma sneered.

Liu Xuan glanced at him with a squinted eyes and thought to himself that you orcs are not much better.

"What a bunch of tough guys." Sadako said with emotion, wiping her tears.

"Where is a tough guy!" Compared to this, Ling Shuang seemed to be about to collapse, "Ah, enough, I'll go to find the young master and the young lady alone."

Looking at the guys next to him with faint green eyes, Ling Shuang mustered up the courage and wanted his head to float past.

"Son of God, are you going to the bathroom?" said a little white flower. On the surface, this is an extremely pure little white flower.

I think so, Ling Shuang's actions are so obvious, how could she hide these hundreds of eyes?

It is impossible to say directly that I am not a son of god, but just an ordinary ghost. I don’t want to spend it with you anymore, right?

She didn't dare to say that, because she saw peach wood among these vegetative people... other trees could not touch her, but peach wood was an alternative.

Although this excuse is a bit shy for a girl, it is better than not having an excuse. She blushed and Ling Shuang whispered like a mosquito, "Well, that's right."

"Son of God, you don't have to go outside for convenience. It's convenient for you, and we can absorb it." Xiaobai said with her face and her heart blushing, and the stamens slowly swaying under the petals.

"What?" Ling Shuang felt that she might have heard it wrong or misunderstood someone else's meaning. After all, this little white flower is so pure, and she is so impure that she would have heard them wrongly.

"I mean, you can go to the toilet right in front of us so that we can absorb the hot nutrients." Xiao Baihua repeated again.

"Ah, the fresh nutrients that have just been discharged from the body of the Son of God, my cells seem to be active when I think of this."

"My roots are already thirsty, moisture, moisture!!!"

“Nutrition, nutrition, nutrition!!!”

The plants became fanatical and didn't care at all how much mental harm their speech would cause to a simple-minded girl.

Liu Xuan shook his head, "This is much more terrifying than the maniac in Neon Country."

"That should be your partner. Wouldn't you go to save her?" Uncle Ma asked curiously when he saw that Liu Xuan was just looking a pity but was indifferent.

Liu Xuan said: "What are you going to save? The beautiful girl doesn't really go to the bathroom."

"You..." Zhou Lingshuang saw these guys moving closer to him step by step, and it looked like the plot of some small movies, and was about to burst into tears. "Are you perverts?"

Miss Sadako was not afraid of adding fuel to the fire at all, and teased: "You may be really right. According to the laws of nature, these vegetative people will never move, but now you see their vitality, no one believes that they are not perverts."

"Who are you in the same group?" Zhou Lingshuang said, pinching Miss Sadako's neck and gritting her teeth.

Miss Sadako didn't care at all, pretending to trim her nails and said leisurely: "I'm from hell. The more chaotic the world, the happier I'm. If I could go to hell for a few more people, I might be rewarded by Lord Satan when I go back."

"You!" A huge voice came from the sky, with a series of echoes, as if the gods had descended to earth.

Zhou Lingshuang looked at the place where the sound came out with hope, but in a blink of an eye it turned into despair.

"Don't you think you are very rude to the Son of God? Son of God is not you guys without shame!"
Chapter completed!
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