Chapter 241 Black Monkey (1)
I chased me upstairs, pushed open the door with a "bang", and shouted to Brother Zhang: "Okay, you dare to take it alone!"
Brother Zhang was holding the bacon in his hand and was startled by me. When he saw it was me, he patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's you, I thought it was her who caught up with me..."
I walked over and asked him with a smile, "Tell me honestly, why did the proprietress give you bacon?"
Brother Zhang said embarrassedly: "How can I know this?"
I made a serious guess and said, "She won't like you, right?"
Brother Zhang turned red, glanced at Hei Ni, and whispered to me: "Old Cha, what did you say? She looks so ugly, can I like her?"
I nodded, suddenly realized, and said, "So that's the case? What a pity that the boss's wife is infatuated with you!"
Brother Zhang said annoyedly: "Old Cha, if you want to joke with me again, I won't forgive you!"
Seeing that Brother Zhang had changed his face and color, I didn't dare to tease him anymore, so I went downstairs and said, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything... Why are you holding that piece of bacon? Why don't you find a place to put it away?"
Brother Zhang frowned in disgust and said, "What else should I take? This piece of bacon has already smelled! I said why is she so kind? She treats us all as fools!" I said it was impossible? Didn't she say this is their specialty here? Maybe the bacon here tastes like this? So I came up to me and smelled a rotten stench! I retching, covered my nose, and cursing, "This damn boss lady, what she gave us is really a piece of stinky meat!"
Brother Zhang was carrying the bacon and threw it off the stairs like a poisonous snake! Heni asked me what was going on? So I told Heni what happened! Heni laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth!
After Brother Zhang threw away the things, we discussed where to eat. Brother Zhang was familiar with Lingling. He said there was a restaurant not far from here, and the price was fair and the taste was good. Let’s go wherever we went! Hei Ni and I naturally had no objection, so the group of three walked down from the upper floor! When passing the kitchen, Brother Zhang leaned his head and looked inside and found that there was no one in the kitchen. He then breathed a sigh of relief and said, “Fortunately, the boss’s wife is not in there!”
Heini and I held back their smiles, and I teased Brother Zhang and said, "What's wrong with you? Can she eat you?"
Brother Zhang said seriously: "What do you know? As the saying goes, a gentleman should not stand under a dangerous wall! Although I am not a gentleman, I cannot stand under her broken wall?" After that, just as he was about to raise his legs, someone behind him shouted, "Oh, where are you going?"
Brother Zhang was so scared that he shivered. He turned his head and saw the boss's wife lifting the curtain and pressing over like a mountain of meat! Brother Zhang said perfunctorily with a sarcastic smile: "Boss wife, if we don't go anywhere, we just go out for a walk!"
The proprietress was open and feeding the fat baby. The fat baby was lying on her chest, holding one in her mouth and holding another in her hands, greedily sucking the sweet milk! A trace of snow-whiteness appeared on her chest, which made Brother Zhang and I quickly turn our faces away!
I heard Hei Ni whisper: "Shameless!"
So I poked Hei Ni, squeezed her eyes and said, "Sound down, don't let her hear it!"
Hei Ni gave me a look, probably because she blamed me for being too much
I was having nostalgic! I felt bored, so I lay down in her ear and said flatteringly: "Look at how fat her child is?"
Heni whispered: "What's wrong?"
I whispered, "I guess... at least half of her milk is fat! This is how fat the child is...!"
Heni giggled and pushed me away, complaining to me, "You are too much, how can you say that?"
The boss's wife didn't care. She opened her arms carelessly and reached out to pat her thigh that was afraid of fat baby's fat, and said, "Are you going to have a meal? Look how inconvenient you are? You come again in the future and ask me in advance, let alone hot rice and hot dishes, I can warm you up even if it's a bed!"
Brother Zhang looked at me in a panic, then looked at Hei Ni, and asked awkwardly: "I don't know where the owner of your store went? Why didn't I see him?"
The boss's wife looked sad and said, "What are you talking about that dead ghost? He died of illness half a year ago..."
Brother Zhang slapped himself twice and apologized: "You see, it's all my fault. You must not be surprised by any pot that doesn't open and pick up any pot!"
The sadness on the boss's face flashed and he immediately smiled again: "Since you have asked this, I won't hide it from you. To be honest, tell you my original husband is not good to me, so I don't plan to be a widow after he dies!" The boss's wife stared at Brother Zhang tightly, as if she was about to swallow him alive! She pursed her thick lips and continued: "After my husband dies, she
, I left me with this hotel and several properties on the street. Although it is not a wealthy person, it is also a worry-free food and clothing! You also know how difficult it is to take care of a child by my woman, so I want to hire a man who comes to the door...!" When the boss said this, his eyes stared at Brother Zhang, swallowed and said, "If you are willing, not only will you not have to worry about food and clothing, but you can also pick up a cheap son. Wouldn't that be great?"
The boss's wife looked at Brother Zhang with a sincere look on her face! Brother Zhang was frightened with white hair and sweat, and didn't dare to raise her head. She turned around and ran away like a ghost! Heni and I followed her, and looked up and saw that he had already rushed out more than ten meters away! Behind us, the boss's wife held the fat baby in one hand and the door frame in the other, and shouted: "Think about it carefully, give me a letter of confidence after thinking about it..."
Heini and I finally caught up with him, and I asked Brother Zhang, "What are you running?"
Brother Zhang gasped and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Didn't you hear what she said?"
I said, "Isn't it so scared?"
Brother Zhang said: "You little kid is talking sarcastic here. If she likes you, you will run faster than me!"
I sighed and said, "Isn't it over if you reply to her? Now, your run made her misunderstand. I see how you explain it to her!"
Brother Zhang stamped his feet and said, "What did I explain to her? We have to take a boat early in the morning. Can she still follow us all the time?"
Heni smiled and said, "Dad, don't explain what happened tomorrow. Tell me where you can spend the night tonight!"
Brother Zhang said, "Yes, where will I spend the night tonight? I don't want to see her again!"
I smiled and asked him a suggestion, "Don't rush back tonight, wait."
The boss’s wife fell asleep, and I secretly opened the door and put you in. We will leave early tomorrow. Wouldn’t it be over? Brother Zhang couldn’t help but cheer after hearing my idea!
The three of us were fine, and we followed Brother Zhang to find the restaurant. The restaurant was open in a densely populated area, and it was divided into two floors. Brother Zhang was familiar with the door and led us up the steps. He lifted the curtain and saw that the restaurant was crowded and bustling! Brother Zhang and I exchanged glances, and then found a table to sit on the side. After a while, the waiter came to greet us. Brother Zhang ordered a few special dishes from the store and ordered three bowls of rice! Just as we were waiting for the dishes, we suddenly heard the guests one by one.
He shouted loudly at the door, "Oh, Master Six! What wind has blown you?" "Master Six, are you old?" "Master Six, are you idle?". So, wait a little longer! Brother Zhang and I thought, who is this? What a great and majestic? I turned to the door and took a look, and saw a black and thin old man in a long robe and jacket, holding his hands with a smile on his face, walking towards the counter! The restaurant owner who was originally standing at the counter quickly threw down the account book, greeted him, bowed and said, "Master Six, what are you eating today?"
Master Liu laughed and said, "Do you still need to ask? Follow the old rules!"
The shopkeeper half-jokingly and half-seriously beat Qian'er and said, "Okay! Follow the instructions of Master Six, follow the old rules!" The young man below also responded in unison: "Mr. Six, come, follow the old rules!"
The shopkeeper was careful and gave Master Liu to the seat. I asked Brother Zhang and said, "Who is this? Why is there such a big picture?" A guest next to me looked up and glanced at me and said, "Young man, are you from another place?"
I said, "Am I from another place, what does it have to do with you?"
The man smiled and said, "Look, look, why are you so angry? Just ask you a question and can't do it? Can you chat anymore?"
I said, "Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, who is this Liu Master?"
The diner was not angry. He raised his neck and drank a glass of wine and said, "This Sixth Master is a celebrity here. I heard that he is not only proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also raises a rare ink monkey!"
I asked the diner curiously, what is Mohou? The diner shook his head, poured another glass of wine, and said, "I don't know this? I heard that Mohou is very expensive. Once a court official wanted to pay 10,000 taels of silver to buy it, and asked the Sixth Master to return it. Do you think that thing is worth it?" The diner was burping and said, "I said, "Young man, why are you wearing such a dress? It's not so popular, it's simply a fake foreigner!" He whispered alcohol in his mouth and continued to mutter, "I advise you not to wear this dress, be careful to let someone beat him when you go out! You probably don't know, Chaling has been in a fierce situation recently, and even the church of the foreigners has been ordered. I heard... I heard... that ghost priest was burned to death all the pieces. It's so satisfying!"
I couldn't help but be furious. Just as I was about to get angry, he was stopped by Heni! Heni winked at me, and then I found that there were several people in the restaurant staring at me fiercely! Heni leaned over and said to me in a low voice: "Don't cause trouble. After the meal, let's go quickly!"
Chapter completed!