Chapter three hundred and sixty-six eggs, broken feeling)
Fayuan turned his face and smiled at me.
Old Zhang Guo's face turned red. After all, he was in the face of his juniors. He seemed to have been talking for a while. He took a step forward: "Whether you fight or not, I'll do it first if you don't hit me! Alas! I'm not safe from my old age and I'll bully a junior!"
Zhang Guo Lao is qualified to say this, after all, where is the years and months of living? Fayuan cannot even rank the number of grandchildren in front of him according to his age.
Fa Yuan shook his head slightly, not caring about Zhang Guo Lao's words at all. More than ten years of Zen skills are not a white face. If you don't say anything else, that face can definitely be without waves in ancient wells, so that Mount Tai collapses before her face will not change. Of course, the premise is to make sure that you are absolutely safe.
"Brother Huaiyuan, your heart of Tao is still not stable enough!" Fa Yuan said mockingly, but still had no intention of taking action. He seemed to talk to Mr. Zhang first about life, having a cup of tea, and then discuss where to fight and how to fight, whether there is a referee, and of course there are many details.
(Even Liuyue wants to rush in and fight this guy! Alas! Torture!)
I was on the side, just sat on the futon, took out a bottle of Drunken Dragon Drink, and started drinking it slowly.
Old Zhang Guo's face became ferocious and depressed, and his fists were pinching loudly, but he suddenly turned around and glared at me: "Boy, don't you have nothing left? Why did you take out another bottle!"
"When did I say I'm gone? You snatched half of the bottle? I thought it was your hobby. Uncle Master, are you planning to spend the night here?" I said boredly with a blank look.
"Wine is mellow, and the aftertaste is long. Good wine, is this the donor drunken dragon drink?" Fa Yuan was aware of the goods, and at this moment he turned his attention to me.
"It's so mellow! You long, sister! I'll wait for you to finish the fight and drink, you'll die!" Zhang Guo was really anxious, stepped forward, clenched her fists and rushed out.
The world seemed to be like a mirror shattered, and starlight burst out from the wind of Zhang Guo's old fist. The power of this punch did not have the mighty momentum. It can be said that except for the light, the rest was silence.
But in this silence, it was filled with a breath of destruction, just as the world in which it was suddenly shattered, without sound or movement, everything was destroyed in an instant.
Although I didn't have this punch on the front, I was still frightened by watching it! What kind of power is this! I absolutely believe that this punch can instantly turn a mountain into powder.
The Drunken Dragon Drink was in his hand and flowed on the ground, but he didn't know it at all. When he reacted, he immediately wondered whether the Dalong Temple would be wiped out!
It was like this punch that suddenly stopped in the middle. A gust of wind blew up, and the entire chanting room suddenly split into pieces. The scorching sun outside scattered, and the surrounding dust was like a high wall, trapping the three of us inside.
"Brother Huaiyuan, you are still too impatient! You have to know!"
"Bang! Ah!"
Fa Yuan caught Zhang Guo Lao's punch with one hand, and a hint of pride appeared on the corner of his mouth. He wanted to say something openly. Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a powerful force rushing along his arm like a sea of rushing towards his body. His whole body was thrown away instantly.
This is not the end. While flying, a gust of wind suddenly felt under his crotch, and he wanted to say that he was hit by a train. A deep stinging pain made the Dharma Yuan, who was transcendent in Zen, couldn't help but scream.
Looking at Zhang Guo Lao, he still stopped in the air with one foot, looking extremely happy!
My face was dark, and the dignified old Fruit Fairy actually played with a monkey stealing peaches! The tall image I had established in front of me was instantly collapsed, and my legs couldn't help but tighten. This guy couldn't take this risk!
If you ask a man in this world, what is the most painful thing? The feeling of eggs and brokenness is undoubtedly the most likely to be the top.
At this moment, the Fayuan clamped his legs and protected his hands on the life gate, and his voice became sharp and thin. The sound was like a strong and violent girl. Can you imagine the image of a muscular man clamped his legs and screaming like a woman on a face like a face?
"You, you! You actually attacked, despicable!" At this moment, Fa Yuan used an egg, and was so sad that he cursed with great grief! There was no image of a Taoist monk.
Old Zhang Guo curled his lips slightly and was very disdainful: "You are just a monk, just recite scriptures every day. What's the use of asking for eggs? Let's die!"
After saying that, Mr. Zhang Guo took another step and still punched him. This punch was even more powerless. He didn't even bring up any sounds of wind, just like an old man practicing in the park, slowly exerting Tai Chi.
But this punch made Fayuan's face suddenly change.
Ah! With a roar, the body muscles rose up with bumps. The momentum was very strong, but one hand was still covering the bottom, and the other hand was clawed again to meet it. This look was indeed a bit indescribable!
The fist and the claw collided without any suspense. This time there was no abnormality. There was not even a sound of contact. Old Zhang Guo's fist was rubbed into the air. However, Fa Yuan drifted into the air with fear.
"A shabby thing! I lied to me to save you, which made me lose my best spiritual weapon and ate pig's trotters for half a month. It made me embarrassed in front of my nephew, which made me unable to drink the Drunk Dragon Drink!"
Old Zhang Guo stepped forward again, his body floated up and he was hitting the Dharma Yuan in the air. He punched and criticized the Dharma Yuan.
"Okay OK! If you can't drink the Drunken Dragon Drink, don't care about my business!" Perhaps because he was beaten up, Fayuan suddenly flew away in the air. The first sentence he said to escape was to let himself be apart from this matter first.
"Grass~! Does it matter? I say there is one, it's a good thing. If you don't hit you, your face is full of peach blossoms, I can't get out of this anger." Zhang Guo Lao refused to give in and rushed forward unreasonably.
Humph! "Don't think I'm afraid of you, look at the true power of my demonic Wuying." The moment Zhang Guo Lao rushed forward, Fa Yuan suddenly had a sharp rise, and he directly raised his body twice. At this time, facing Zhang Guo Lao, it was like facing a five or six-year-old child. He stretched out his big hand and slapped him.
Old Zhang Guo raised his head slightly and reached out to block it.
Boom! The position where the ground was vibrating until it was even more instantly turned into powder.
In the center of the storm, I only felt the Tianxuan turn around, but I didn't dare to move at all. Everything around me was like glass shattering, making a crackling sound.
This! This is definitely not the power that the earth immortal should have. It can completely break through the void and reach the legendary ascension strength! But didn’t the master say that the earth immortals above this world will never appear here?
Just when I was shocked and suspicious, the sky suddenly became cloudy and the rumbling thunder sounded throughout the world. A trace of enlightenment suddenly appeared in the invisible center. This feeling cannot be described in words.
The dark clouds in the sky became dimmer and the thunder became louder and louder, but no drop of rain fell.
Heavenly tribulation! I suddenly looked bitter and finally understood what that trace of enlightenment felt like! It was a kind of powerlessness of a mortal facing the way of heaven, a kind of despair waiting for struggle!
The 39th Heavenly Tribulation is when the seventh-grade Heavenly Master is promoted. Although I have some feelings, I have not felt the specific time and I just thought that I had not made any preparations even before. Unexpectedly, the heavenly Tribulation suddenly came today.
"Baozi, you want to kill your uncle, I!" Zhang Guo Lao looked sad. He stretched out his hand and lifted up his huge body like a chicken. He turned around and floated ten meters away, looking at the catastrophe clouds in the sky with a nervous look on his face.
The Eight Immortals have actually surpassed the existence of the Earth Immortals. The immortal energy power on their bodies has been completely transformed. The reason why they can stay in the human world is that they have used special methods. They use spiritual power on weekdays to hide the immortal energy. This time, the fight with the Dharma Yuan did not have any pressure on Zhang Guo Lao. Otherwise, it would be impossible to quit.
However, this kind of magic is the most dangerous under heavenly tribulation. You should know that heavenly tribulation is a manifestation of heavenly destiny. If you want to hide from heavenly destiny, it is necessary to stay away from heavenly destiny.
Seeing that the sky's robbery cloud had no intention of targeting him. Zhang Gu reached out and chopped him directly on the back of the Fayuan's head, chopped him out, and threw him over.
"Mr. Nephew, don't say that Uncle Master will not save you when he dies! This is my gift to you. If you are still alive, go to my braised meat shop at the foot of the mountain. Uncle Master is only waiting for you for one day!"
The words were misty, and before they could fall, Zhang Guo Lao had completely disappeared.
"Uncle Master! Me!" I caught the law, but only shouted halfway. There was no way, Zhang Guo Lao had run away.
Rumble! The sound of a huge thunder was like the sound of a war drum and thunder. Then the dark clouds in the sky suddenly turned into a cone-shaped whirlwind.
In the center of the cone, a little silver light became brighter and brighter, just like a laser gun, slowly continuing the energy.
No need to think about it, I also understand that this girl is planning to kill me with one shot! Is this called the Three Nine Heavenly Tribulation? Why is it different from what is recorded in the book?
It is inevitable for practitioners to encounter heavenly tribulation.
If you say that the sixth-grade venerable is small, then the seventh-grade celestial master can be used to describe it in rare ways. The biggest reason here is caused by the heavenly tribulation.
The lifespan of practicing Taoism is long. A fifth-grade master can live for three or five hundred years. The Venerable has a lifespan of eight hundred years, and the Heavenly Master jumps into two thousand years.
However, if you want to become a Heavenly Master, not to mention the insights and accumulation, most people will stay in the Venerable realm and not be able to make progress. Even if you enter the Heavenly Master level, you will be destroyed by the heavenly tribulation!
This is actually the will of the way of heaven. A practitioner goes against the will of heaven. It is like a group of ants. Occasionally, one or two powerful ones will at most make the way of heaven get curious, but they won’t care.
But if this ant becomes as big as a cat! I think even if it is humans themselves, in the subconscious of self-protection, the first thing they have to do is to destroy this unsociable ant!
Chapter completed!