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Chapter 4 I'm Really Di Xin

The little man, the Lamp God, saw that Xiao Yuqing's face was twisted, and his color changed a little. He leaped straight into the flames.

Then he stretched out his little index finger to Xiao Yuqing, shook it at Xiao Yuqing and said, "Hey~~Young man, don't do this. Didn't you say it just now? Our fate is quite good."

Then he pointed to the computer next to him, and the "Ferry Love" was being played, "Listen, if you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, you can't hold your hands without destined to join each other. If you have the best time to practice, you can cross the same boat in the same boat for ten years, and you can sleep together in a hundred years. If you have luck for thousands of years, you will be together in front of you."

"We have eaten together for so long, and we have at least 30 or 50 years of fate. You have to cherish it. Maybe I can really accompany you until the end of the world."

Xiao Yu was so angry that he couldn't find him. His index finger poked directly at the villain's head and replied: "Go to your uncle, I have no fate with you. You have spent all my money this month. I'll drink the northwest wind next?"

However, the villain hid in the flames, and before Xiao Yuqing's fingers touched him, they were burned by the scorching flames.

He uttered a sigh of pain and quickly put it back.

His attack was fruitless, but his heart was full of resentment. His eyes were full of resentment when he looked at the villain, like a vicious wolf staring at the hedgehog fiercely.

Seeing his appearance, the villain felt that he had made this guy go wild, so he should just comfort him a little, otherwise, how could he do anything in the future? He didn't eat anything, and he didn't eat anything either.

So the villain sighed helplessly, looked at him with a pair of eyes pitiful eyes and said, "Actually, I am very pitiful too. I haven't eaten for almost three thousand years. Think about it, three thousand years, not three thousand days, not thirty days, not three days. If it were you, would you become a hungry ghost?"

Xiao Yuqing then remembered that he hadn't figured out what the guy was from, but he was pitiful and he himself was relatively soft-hearted, so the resentment in his heart faded a little.

The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic once mentioned: Anger hurts the liver, sorrow overcomes anger; wind hurts tendons, dryness overcomes wind; sour hurts tendons, spicy overcomes sour.

The so-called compassion for heaven and man means compassion. Compassion naturally belongs to compassion. When compassion comes, it will naturally become angry.

Xiao Yuqing snorted, "Okay, tell me your origin clearly. If it is true as you said, I won't bother with you for now."

Then his eyes turned and quickly added, "Although he doesn't care about you, these things cannot be eaten in vain. Keep the accounts first, you will return them to me sooner or later."

The villain nodded and said, "Actually, my identity is quite prominent. In your current era, I am also a celebrity. Almost no one in the entire China does not know me."

After hearing what he said, Xiao Yuqing was also interested. As an internet writer, he must have a lot of materials in his hands. He has been involved in almost all ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad. He wanted to see what role this "adult" of the lamp god can arrange for himself.

The villain glanced at him with his eyes and said, "I knew you were a joke, but it didn't matter. I'll tell you that I am the last emperor of Cheng Tang Jiangshan, Xin Shiye."

As soon as this statement came out, Xiao Yuqing's eyes narrowed, "Are you King Zhou of Shang?"

The villain had some dissatisfaction in his eyes, but he nodded.

Then Xiao Yuqing suddenly burst out laughing, "Brother, just pretend to be pitiful, why do you get such an identity for yourself?"

Isn’t this the same as those on the street who wrote asking for help and asking for three or five yuan to eat?

Xiao Yuqing was shocked to have this kind of experience. That time he saw a little girl kneeling pitifully on the ground, with a chalk in front of her saying, "I have been hungry for three days. Please give me five yuan to have a meal. Good people have a safe life, thank you."

Xiao Yuqing, who had been poor at the time, naturally felt compassion when he saw this scene, but he didn't have much money and only had a fifty-year-old bill in his pocket, so he naturally couldn't give it to this little girl.

So he asked the girl, "You really haven't eaten for several days?" The girl nodded obediently and looked at him pitifully.

Seeing his appearance, Xiao Yuqing couldn't help it anymore, so he pulled her up and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner."

However, the girl seemed to be frightened, stepped back and waved her hands repeatedly, "No, no."

Xiao Yuqing was very puzzled and pointed to the noodle shop not far ahead and said, "Let's go to have a meal, and then I'll take you home. Where is your home?"

As a result, the girl returned to her original position and ignored him.

Several people came from the side, deliberately driving Xiao Yuqing away.

After experiencing more, Xiao Yuqing gradually understood that everything was a routine.

Why does every poor starving person have a piece of chalk in his hand that can describe his poor experience and seek everyone's help?

Later, Xiao Yuqing also experienced a scam in selling mobile phones. At first, she acted as a show. When she saw people gathered, she began to stop acting and started selling mobile phones. Moreover, they often repeat in a place with relatively large traffic.

There is also a lottery scam. People can obviously draw computers and color TVs when they go up, but Xiao Yuqing can draw a thermos when they go up, and it costs 100 yuan to draw it.

...

There are countless scams. It is precisely because of the excessive experience that Xiao Yuqing is now a little scared by being deceived, and he also hates those who cheat.

Now this lamp god is actually using this clumsy way to deceive him. How could he miss this opportunity to expose him?

Xiao Yuqing sneered and cleared his throat: "Then King Zhou was named a god, but it was not the God of Lamp, but the God of Heaven. Do you think I have never watched "The Romance of the Gods"? You actually dare to impersonate your name. You can just cheat me. If you can, don't fool me, hurry up and tell the truth."

The villain cried and said, "What am I lying to you? I am really Di Xin. Where did I get the God of Heaven and Xi? I was sealed in the lamp. And I was cursed by someone. That curse is that if I want to come out of the lamp, the person who lights the lamp must first put the lamp on the bulb for four hours, and then 9981 times before I can release me."

Then the villain continued, "I felt that I could never turn over again. Any stupid egg would soak it in water before lighting the lamp. After the simplicity, I had to light the lamp eighty times. I waited for nearly three thousand years before I waited for you. If it weren't for you, I would really not be able to turn over. I really have to thank you."

Xiao Yuqing seemed to have some reason to hear what he said, and nodded involuntarily, "It seems to make some sense."

Then he waved his hand and wanted to give him some. Thinking about his fingers that were still tingling, he quickly took his hand back, but he couldn't let it go.

He said angrily: "Your uncle, you dare to call me a fool. Even if you are Di Xin, shouldn't you become a god? How could you end up like this? Tell me clearly that if I am a fool, you will be a fool, a fool, a fool, a fool."
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