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Chapter 5: Brother Corpse's Redevelopment

Ge Zhuang and I thought about it, it was not a big deal to go back and forth. Just the situation of the old scar girl, she was transferred to her hospital rashly, and she would die if she couldn't hold on to Chongqing. After the two of them decided, they called Chen Yun to tell her about the situation. Chen Yun said that she would continue to live in that hospital, and she would be responsible for the medical expenses.

I left a landline for the doctor and asked him to call him when he needed to pay the fee. We would find a way to transfer the money to the hospital. As for the old scar girl's condition, it was just like that anyway. No matter how much money it costs, it would not be cured. If you have a drip all day, you can only hang your life.

To be honest, I didn't expect Lao Chuang's family to be so miserable. He walked out of the hospital with Ge Zhuang and smoked a few cigarettes on the steps of the hospital. Ge Zhuang looked sighing, saying, "No wonder Lao Chuang worked so hard to make money. This girl's illness dragged him down so badly."

I said, "No matter what, we both owe Lao Scars. Now that others are gone, there is a terminally ill sister left. We need to take care of her. No matter what we say, we must complete Lao Scar's instructions."

I know all of Ge Zhuang said this, but this girl’s medical expenses are very scary. The little money Chen Yun gave us is probably not enough for a few months. She has to find a job that can make money quickly. Hey, by the way, Xiao Pumpkin, you said if I called Chongqing Zoo now, how much would they pay to buy the Zongzi Brother?

I said, "Fatty, your zoo is just blind. Brother Zongzi is not a rare animal. How can someone buy a zoo for money?" Ge Zhuang looked annoyed and said that he was in the Male Gobi. The zoo was unable to contact him. He finally made a zongzi and thought it could be exchanged for money. As a result, he lost money. Fatty had to spend money to support him.

I said that Brother Zongzi didn't pick up food, and it would be enough to get the pigs into the water. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to raise them with the amount of food they eat! Ge Zhuang said that no, Brother Zongzi was also told by Chen Yun that we must raise them. Why didn't she pay? I have to find a telephone booth and take care of Chen Yun's money.

I said you should save money. Chen Yun is not your ATM. Besides, we two big men will care about her whenever they encounter anything. She is not a slutty little guy. Isn’t it appropriate?

Ge Zhuang pointed to his big-faced plate and said, "Look at whether Fat Master's face is white or black?" How can a young white face be linked to Fat Master?"

We were strangled to death by the money the next day. Ge Zhuang yelled to do business, so he rented a stall at Ciqikou and bought some second-hand goods, saying that this could make money. I advised him to think clearly that there is no way to make money in business, and not to lose money by not making money by then, so that our brothers would not even lose their underwear.

We both are sick, poor, and are terminally ill. Ge Zhuang was anxious and yelled, saying that it would be good to pay for his underwear. Can Fat Master's flowery shorts be worth a lot of money?

After his repeated requests, we had to set up a stall in Ciqikou and started a second-hand product sale. Ciqikou has a characteristic, which is that it is a miscellaneous business, and there are all kinds of things to sell. Of course, it is mainly for porcelain business, and some people will also sell antiques. However, most of them are fakes, so we can miss out on foreigners who don’t know the details. Anyway, it is also a few of the more famous attractions in Chongqing, and locals basically don’t buy things here.

Ge Zhuang and I made a fuss. We made a profit and lost. If we were lucky, we spent ten yuan to collect a rotten vase and could sell it to foreign tourists at a high price of 200 yuan. Especially when we met foreigners, we would even kill him. Ge Zhuang once took the old man's chamber pot and washed it on the platform. He told the American tourists that this chamber pot was used by Puyi, the last emperor of the late Qing Dynasty. He was stunned by this foreign friend with blue eyes and big nose, and raised his thumbs up and said Wei Ruigude... He spent 5,000 yuan to buy a broken chamber pot and took it away as a treasure.

Later, the foreign friend found out that he had been deceived and called the police directly. The first-class foreigner suffered a grievance. What's wrong? This crime is not something that we third-class citizens can afford. The next day, a group of police officers came and followed a few "red armbands" to us, and they took us to the police station.

Fortunately, Ge Zhuang asked someone to find a relationship, and in the end his cousin came to plead with him, and after the gift to Mr. Yang, he returned 5,000 yuan in full. Ge Zhuang and I were released from the detention center. His reputation became bad and his business was getting worse and worse. We lost four or five months in a row. I asked Ge Zhuang if he had any good ideas? He said he had an idea, selling hair and films under the overpass, and the transaction was also very quick.

After half a year of hard work, the two brothers didn't get much money after getting it done. They basically contributed their money to the hospital and transferred it to the girl with scars.

Fortunately, the old man's condition has stabilized. The Tai Sui we brought back from Linjun's tomb is effective. It took more than half a year to recuperate, and the old man recovered. He was old and afraid of the cold and could not stand the wind, so he could only lie in bed every day. He just could do his best to think about the book "Feng Shui Notes" I gave him. At night, he would explain it word by word to me.

In the past six months, my life was quite peaceful. Although I still didn't make much money, I didn't have to eat enough and I had to have a meal. I was quite satisfied with such a life. My aunt was planning to force Ge Zhuang and I to go on a blind date. I met several times in a row. Either there was no news when I went back or the gas tank at home suddenly caught fire, so my aunt was so anxious that she couldn't do anything about it.

Ge Zhuang and I were still the same, laughing and scolding all day long, and we didn't have a good time. The only "person" who changed the big one was Brother Zongzi. This man was worshipped as his ancestor in the small house rented by Ge Zhuang and I. I don't know if it was because he ate too much and went into the water, he actually started to grow flesh slowly.

When he first brought Brother Zongzi back to Chongqing, he was still a mummy, with only skin and bones, and no meat. However, under the nutritional stimulation of countless pigs in water and mixed with Erguotou, it magically promoted his third development. It is not an exaggeration to say that he has to shed a layer of skin every month. Each layer of skin will fade, and his body will be a little whiter, and it is becoming more and more human, full of bones and blood. The wrinkled old skin on his face gradually becomes smooth and delicate. From the outside, it looks almost the same as a normal human.

Ge Zhuang and I will experience "surprise" on him every month, until he learned to use a TV remote control and know how to work by burning hot water to soak instant noodles. Ge Zhuang was a little uneasy and said, what kind of corpse brother is, it should be an alien. He has been dead for more than two thousand years, so how can he still look like a human?

I forgot to say that Ge Zhuang and I once thought it was too difficult to call him "Brother Zongzi", so we gave him another name, "Brother Zi".

Ge Zhuang and I didn't dare to make any noise about the changes in Brother Zi's body, for fear that someone would break in and take Brother Zi away, and put him on the operating table for dissection and study. The older he looked, he became more and more handsome, and he also had a beard and stubble. He could imitate me every day. He stood in front of the mirror and hung a chain with a razor. I compared it in front of the mirror and extremely suspected that he was the male lead.
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