Chapter 13: Old Pig (")

Xu Hui was originally an official family and a very skillful person. Since she was a child, she heard her father and brother-in-law discussing state affairs at home. Five years ago, the prince's mansion reported that the emperor opened a canal, and his reputation had fallen to a historical trough. There have been rumors among the people that the prince was deposed and that the prince was changed to Yang Ji, the prince.

At this moment, when the man in front of him mentioned this topic, he knew that he was not from the Prince's Mansion, or from the Prince's Mansion. Although King Long was not the Prince, he was in a key position: he was in charge of the two world granaries of Huainan and Jiangnan. He also had General Jinwu under his command, General Longhu led 300,000 troops to collect food and grass in the northeast to fight against Goguryeo. He was both civil and military, and his achievements were great.

Xu Hui understood the truth, so she hurriedly pulled Yang Xiao's sleeve, meaning that he would speak carefully.

Yang Xiao didn't seem to feel it. Thinking of the later evaluation of Emperor Yang of Sui's huge investment in opening the canal, he pondered for a moment: "The opening of the Grand Canal is famous for thousands of history, and his achievements are for thousands of years--"

The man smiled and let out a long sigh when he heard this, picked up the wine glass and said, "I'll give you a glass for this!"

Yang Xiao sighed in his heart: Damn, this person can't hold back. He is so old that he lives on a dog! Just one sentence reveals his true feelings, but I like this kind of person. Unfortunately, you only listened to the first half, but you don't know that there is still the second half - the disadvantages are in the present!

Of course Yang Xiao was not stupid, and he could test his identity in one sentence: he must be from the Prince's Mansion! If that person was from the Prince Long's Mansion, he would definitely not be so happy after hearing Yang Xiao's evaluation, so Yang Xiao naturally had to continue to say the second half. But at this time, he already knew that he was from the Prince's Mansion. He wanted to cheat the silver in his arms and buy the twelve golden branches for himself. That would never be said anymore.

"This old man, you invited me to resolve this knot?" Yang Xiao picked up the wine glass and touched him.

"I heard that Master Yuan is the number one immortal master in the world. I want to see if his disciple has obtained his true teachings. This experience is indeed well-known!" The man seemed to be in a good mood at this moment, and he clinked glasses with Yang Xiao with a smile.

Yang Xiao laughed in his heart, I don’t think you want to see any true teachings. You just want to get Yuan Niu’s guidance like the people outside, and want to find some comfort in your heart and listen to good things.

"I have untied such a big knot for you. How can I have a drink be enough? I have to treat me to a meal no matter what." Yang smiled.

"Okay, I'll treat you to the table outside!" The old man responded simply and cheerfully.

Yang Xiao was stunned when he heard this, but he had no place to use his ghost ideas. He shouted in confusion: "I really want to ask? Are you stupid! Or am I lucky? Oh—forget it, I will accept your love this time. Don't ask for someone randomly next time, so that you will be misunderstood and have other plans!"

Hui's eyes were circling, and her eyes were filled with smiles: this bad guy looked so angry that he was just a ten-thousand-shot fight.

"Thank you little brother! So who do you want to ask?"

"Don't be polite! I am the person from Famingsi who is called "A flower that is nonsense and is proficient in the wrong principles" Yang Xiao." Yang Xiao narrowed his eyes and smiled, looking at the old man.

Seeing Yang Xiao’s nonsense, the old man seemed to have aroused his childlike innocence, he smiled and said:

"Sure enough, I am so arrogant! So is your surname Hu? Or is your surname Yang, who is 'Huafushi', proficient in the wrong principles and the Zhuge'?"

"Oh, you can take this! It seems that you are not simple. I underestimate you, old man!" Yang Xiao couldn't help but feel good about this old man when he saw that he was not less funny.

"You are not bad either! You are worthy of being from Famingsi. You are idle, so why don't I ask you a brain-based vitality question?"

"Brain Vitality Questions! Sharp Make a Strike? Riding a Monkey on the Tree, and a Monkey under the Tree! Test Me?" Yang Xiao's eyes glowed, and he suddenly felt energetic. He had been in Da Sui for so long and hadn't played this one yet. I remember that he was playing "scam" on campus invincible.

"No way! One question is enough, at least ten questions can be done! Well - come on!" Yang Xiao said as he rolled up his cuffs, as if he was going to do something big.

The old man picked up the wine glass and smiled, "Then listen: What cloth can't be used as clothes? What fish can't be eaten? What fish can't die?"

Yang Xiao was stunned again, sitting there blankly. But his heart was filled with joy: Damn! He said he was stupid but his head turned quickly; he said he was smart, but he had such a problem! Any second-grade primary school student in the 21st century can answer it, but it actually appeared here. Oh, ah, a gap, a generation gap!

"What! Could it be that you don't understand?" the old man asked with a smile.

Yang Xiao came to his senses and seemed listless. Then he sighed a long sigh and said, "Oh--it's not that I don't understand, I'm not happy! I spent so much effort, but you had such a simple problem, which was simply insulting my IQ!"

"Oh!" The old man looked at Yang Xiao seriously and said, "Then tell me!"

Yang Xiao sighed again and suddenly read it quickly: "The waterfall on the mountain cannot be used as clothes, the wooden fish that the monk knocks cannot be eaten, the raw fish that the raw fish is called raw fish, and the dead raw fish is also called raw fish. What's the old man!"

"Okay, it's really amazing! Hahaha--" The old man clapped his hands and felt very happy and laughed.

"You are not stupid either. It's impolite to come but not to behave. I'll test you a question." Yang Xiao returned to his nature and said with a smile: "You listen: I often come, but I have never really come?"

"Tomorrow!" The old man said without hesitation.

"Damn! You can answer this too! This is one of the three major killers who swept the campus in Zhuge back then!" Yang Xiao really screamed this time. It seems that this old man really has two tricks and is a not simple person.

"Oh! You have three killers, would you like to hear it carefully?" The old man looked at Yang Xiao with a smile.

"I'm afraid that if you listen, you will hurt your self-esteem. Do you still need to listen?" Yang Xiao leaned against the back of the chair and asked with his eyes narrowed.

"Um."

A wicked smile flashed across Yang Xiao's face, and Xiaodao's heart shivered: Brother Xiao showed a signature smile again, and this old man might suffer a loss.

"Do you know what you like to ask why?" Yang Xiao took action again.

The old man lowered his head and pondered for a while, shook his head and said, "What's it?"

"Pig——" Yang Xiao said with a smile.

"Why?"

"It's a pig--" Yang Xiao tried his best to hold back his smile and repeated again.

"Why is a pig?"

"It's the pig who likes to ask why, pig-old-uncle-hahaha!" Yang Xiao and the other two had already laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth and collapsed aside.

"Rare!" A man in blue next to him walked over with a cold face.

Yang Xiao suddenly felt a murderous aura and said to himself: "It's true that he has a big background. My god, I'm just joking--"

"Get out--" The old man shouted majestically.

"Yes - Master -" the man respectfully retreated back to his original place.

"Okay, okay - interesting and interesting! I haven't been so happy in so many years!" Old Pig smiled red.

"Yes - life is full of grass and trees, I have a long autumn, I have a smile for ten years, and there is no river in the world that I can't get through. Well, after nagging for so long, we have to go out to listen to Dong Xiangyun's song. Thank you for your twelve golden branches, Mr. Pig!" Yang Xiao stood up after saying that, and bowed to the old man and was about to walk outside.

"Young brother is leaving so soon? You have to listen to Dong Ya-Xiangyun's song, I'll call her here. Don't you have another killer topic?"

When Xiaodao heard Dong Xiangyun's eyes shining and looked at Yang Xiao with a longing face, wishing he could agree quickly.

"Forget it, I have too much love for you today. I'm afraid I won't be able to figure out where I will go in the future. But if you want to listen to another question from me, I'll tell you. Listen well--" Yang Xiao's eyes rolled, "Just five words 'one three five seven nine'."

"One, three, five, seven, nine?" Everyone started to recite in their minds silently. There are only a few numbers! What does it mean?

Yang Xiao smiled in his heart, I just thought about a random topic, you believe it, alas—
Chapter completed!