"???"

In the main hall, everyone was dumbfounded.

The instigator, Zhang Xuan, froze on the spot, looking at a loss.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he just felt very uncomfortable in his lower abdomen, and he endured it again and again. Then he couldn't hold it back anymore, and he accidentally broke out.

A strong smell of incense floated around, and some of the junior disciples who were relatively close to the Heavenly Master accidentally inhaled it into their nostrils. Before they could feel sick, the Qi breath in their bodies was about to stir.

"Um?"

Several people around looked at each other, then showed shocked expressions.

Shit, it can also help your cultivation!

Take a look at Der and smell it.

Then, a strange scene appeared. Several old Taoist priests were seen surrounding Zhang Xuan, breathing frantically as if they were suffering from Xiaochuan.

""

Everyone is dumbfounded. You guys have spent a lot of money to flatter the contemporary Celestial Master.

Before he could speak, the smell of fart spread over him. The old Taoist opened his mouth and inadvertently took a sip.

Then, feeling the slightly rising vitality in their bodies, they jumped over with a loud sound, bent down and gasped for air.

Everyone: ""

No, Longhu Mountain is short of you eating or drinking.

What a fart!

An old clever guy saw something was wrong and slithered over like a loach.

"Um!"

His nose twitched slightly, feeling the growing breath, and he hurriedly joined the fart-eating army.

"Take a few puffs less and leave some for the old man."

"Senior brother, the soil is buried up to your neck. There is no need to fight so hard, right?"

"I agree, being a god of incense and fire is no better than smelling farts!"

Henry Zhang: ""

Have you ever considered my feelings?

A group of old men staring at an old boy's butt is a bit dangerous!

"puff"

Before the client could speak, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, followed by a fart that was louder than before.

"Hoo ho ho"

"Suck suck suck"

At this moment, the rest of the people naturally saw that there was something fishy in the fart.

Then, with a crash, everyone gathered around.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious."

"Who touched my butt?"

He Zhao, who has always been in the high position, has a head full of black lines.

The dignified leader of the Taoist sect, why are the older generations more unreliable than the last? If outsiders see it, there may be such outrageous rumors.

'The simulator also dares to exaggerate. You can absorb up to one stick per day, so don't be greedy for more. As a result, if you absorb two sticks of incense together, you will have indigestion and will fart?'

'No, no, no, what they emit is actually not farts, it's all atomized incense. If you ignore that the incense comes from an indecent place, at least their behavior will not be so eye-catching.'

Henry Zhang seemed to have received two sticks of one-year incense, but in fact he only absorbed one stick of incense. The other stick of incense was spread through farts.

"Elder brother, are there any more?"

"You rub his belly."

A large group of people pushed the Heavenly Master to the ground and then forced the girl to fart.

"puff"

"good!"

A group of people cheered and continued to sniff farts excitedly.

After a while, they were all urging me.

"puff"

The momentum this time was smaller than the previous three times, but the old Taoist priests didn't care.

"Elder brother, is it okay?"

"No more, not a drop left."

A long time passed, and Henry Zhang, who looked pale, could not fart. At this point, they finally confirmed that their leader was completely drained.

"It's gone, it's gone."

After smelling the farts, the Taoist priests all had rosy faces and looked satisfied. They clearly knew that everything they did was to improve their cultivation, but they might have thought that they were perverts with weird hobbies.

"Ahem"

A group of people turned their heads and looked around. When they saw that it was their Grand Master who spoke, they immediately became obedient and sat cross-legged on the ground, pretending that we were listening to the teachings with an open mind.

""

I have to say that there are quite a lot of talents in Longhu Mountain, especially those who are good at face-changing stunts.

"Why are you so anxious? Didn't I say before that the day and night wandering gods are rewarded with one stick of incense every year, while the civil and military judges are rewarded with two sticks of incense. As for holding Ah Xuan down and smelling his farts?"

Regarding his question, most people are thinking about it!

Although it smells indecent, it saves a lot of time in hard work.

Among them, at least two or three months of practice were saved, and at most five or six months were saved.

The practice of a normal Qi practitioner is not like that of someone named He who just sits down somewhere. It can take as little as half an hour or as long as an hour.

Every time I sit cross-legged and meditate, I start for twelve hours. If I am not careful in the middle, my whole day's time will be wasted!

"Grand Master Tai, I would like to ask how we divide the clergy. The wandering god day and night and the civil and military judge are obviously two levels. The former sounds like, combined with myths and legends, it is obviously responsible for arrests and patrols. The latter is more like a judge.

, responsible for sentencing.”

Yes, even though Day and Night God has a copy of the Book of Life and Death, he is at best a security captain. The one who can really judge evil people is actually a civil and military judge. He is an official, no need to do errands.

"Don't worry, there are more than one hundred Wanfa Zhenjun Temple. If you don't count the Yin soldiers, the civil and military judges alone will need at least more than 200 people. How many people do we have in Longhu Mountain?"

Henry Zhang took a breath and replied immediately.

"Less than one hundred is not enough!"

what is it now?

"I have been practicing in Longhu Mountain since I was a child, but my talent is mediocre. How many people are there who are over fifty?"

"Back to Taishizu, there are quite a few. After all, I think it's a hundred people."

"Snapped!"

He Zhao slapped his thigh and made an immediate decision.

"It's just them."

""

Henry Zhang blinked and said hesitantly.

"Grandmaster Tai, do you plan to kill them all in one go?"

""

what's on your mind?

Not only the old Heavenly Master thinks so, but other people also think so.

In their concept, the gods of the underworld and the gods of incense and fire are all played by the dead.

"Who said you can't canonize a living person as a Yin God? You are a Qi practitioner during the day, but when you leave your body at night, you are not a Yin God!"

When a group of people heard this, they suddenly realized.

At the same time, he became more and more in awe of his great master.

A living person canonizes the Yin God!

Damn it, Master Taizu is not trying to bring about the Heavenly Court.

"In short, make their statues as soon as possible. When the time comes, they will be sent to the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple in various places."
To be continued...