033 So You Can't
033 It turns out you can't do it
After being entangled by the crowd for at least an hour, Chen Xiansong felt that his spit was finished. He finally found a gap and made some low-alcohol fruit brew to moisten his throat. Fold, dressed in casual knights, dragged the reluctant Zelonger over. Behind them was a newly developed yellow-haired girl, the old lord's youngest daughter, Larks.
"It seems you don't like this kind of "husky" place," Fold said in a low voice: "Do you mind sitting in the backyard with us and talking about topics about life and ideals?"
Chen Xiansong thought for a while and nodded.
The four of them came to the backyard, which was indeed much quieter. The noisy sound in the front hall came through the thick stone walls of the castle, which seemed a bit far away, giving people a sense of embellishment of "birds singing more secluded". The four of them sat down at the round marble table, and a male servant brought fruit wine and some side dishes that could fill their stomachs.
"Xiao Min... she didn't come?" As soon as she sat down, Fold asked impatiently.
Chen Xiansong nodded and replied, "Well, she went to the city to find a tailor shop and wanted to make some special clothes." Chen Xiansong looked at Folde, slowly ate a piece of tender meat on the plate, and asked slowly, "It seems that you really like Xiao Min, but I don't think there is much possibility for you and Xiao Min. Instead of wasting time on good things, it's better to find another suitable girl."
As soon as I sat down, it was such a heavy and direct topic. Chen Xiansong's social ability was extremely low. Fortunately, Folde and Zelonger were not ordinary people who could be polite, otherwise they would not have taken Chen Xiansong to the backyard. Hearing this, Folde picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and asked with a tentative look: "Since you are speaking so directly, I won't beat around the bush. I want to know what the relationship between you and Xiao Min, I have investigated... You always sleep together."
When Lax next to him heard this, he looked at Chen Xiansong nervously. Ze Longer hummed softly and continued to drink by himself. Chen Xiansong put down the chopsticks in his hand. Humans of this era learned the technique of using chopsticks from the Sun God servant. Most humans use chopsticks as food tools, but there are a few exceptions. For example, in the Lamikaze Kingdom, they do not have much favoritism for the Sun God servant and are not even interested in chopsticks.
Even many people in the Mercenary Group of Life is Dreams know about this, and Chen Xiansong has nothing to hide. He admitted: "Indeed, Xiao Min has always been with me."
Hearing this, Fold was very disappointed, and Lux seemed to be hit.
But Zelonger suddenly asked, "Are you...a couple?"
"No." Chen Xiansong shook his head.
Hearing this, Folde's glimmer of hope emerged. He looked at Chen Xiansong with a steady attitude, hoping that the other party would hear a good answer from his mouth.
Zelonger looked at Chen Xiansong's eyes and felt a little sarcastic: "Since you are not a couple, you are all stuck together with food, drink, and sleep. It's too promiscuous to have something to do with you."
Chen Xiansong had a good impression of Fold, but he had no good attitude towards Zelonger, who had threatened him. He said coldly: "What's wrong with Xiao Min, what does it have to do with you, an outsider?"
Since Zelonger grew up, how many peers have contradicted him like this, and he will get angry when he hears this. However, when he thinks of the other person's identity as a deep-thinking person, he has to suppress his emotions. He said coldly: "I really can't control what your relationship is with that woman. It's just that I'm not worth it for my friends, and he actually fell in love with a shameless woman..."
He suddenly turned his head and a wine glass flew over from his ear. Zelonger was also a warrior with good strength. If it weren't for this, he would definitely be hit by the wine glass thrown by Chen Xiansong.
Zelonger slapped the table and stood up, staring at Chen Xiansong, his chest fluctuated rapidly, and Lux immediately ran to him, grabbed him, and advised: "Brother, don't be angry, he is a guest, you can bear it."
"Are there any guest who smashed the owner with a cup?" Zelonger was furious.
"There is the owner who slandered the guest's relatives?" Chen Xiansong faced tit.
Tsk! Zelonger stared at Chen Xiansong angrily for a while, and then sat down. Folde seemed to have returned to his spirit at this time. He asked Chen Xiansong with a saliva face: "Your Excellency, you seemed to say just now that Xiao Min is your relative?"
Chen Xiansong would not take his anger on Fold, so he calmed down his anger and replied, "Although Xiao Min and I are not related to blood, ours are no different from our real relatives." Speaking of this, he turned his head and stared at Zelonger and angrily, "I don't like you, you guy, I actually wanted to kill someone in the hotel yesterday. Fortunately, you didn't do it, otherwise you would have a hard time."
When talking about yesterday's incident, Zelonger felt even more angry. If the Soul Thinker Association hadn't come out to disturb the matter later, he would have caught the girl named Xiao Min and given it to his good friend. What made him even more want to vomit blood was that this guy became a Soul Thinker overnight. Even if he wanted to cause trouble for him in the future, he would not find any good reason. The Soul Thinker Association's influence was much greater than that of a city lord. Moreover, he inherited the position of the lord in the future, and perhaps he would have to rely on the ability of the bastard in front of him. Logically speaking, he should please this guy at this time, but for some reason, he was unwilling to do so.
"If it weren't for the soul-thinking person, hehe... I don't think you could be able to sit here and talk big now."
Fold ignored the two of them's tit-for-tat, or rather, he deliberately wanted to disrupt the situation and prevented them from fighting again: "Your Excellency, you just said that Xiao Min and you are relatives. Are you two in the room without that..."
Chen Xiansong is a novice in sexuality, similar to a child, and may even be inferior to a child. He has seen the naked women on the Internet, and Bai Min's pretty and charming little body several times, but no one has taught him the knowledge directly, so he just couldn't understand the code words between men, "that", and if he said mating, he would understand.
"What is "that"?"
Fold and Zelonger looked at each other, and the little girl Lux covered her face in shame, but her hands still cracked a gap, and she secretly looked at Chen Xiansong.
Folde pointed and gestured for a while: "It's just men and women doing very comfortable things." Speaking of this, he also gave Chen Xiansong a "you understand" look.
But Chen Xiansong didn't understand: "Hey, what is a very comfortable thing? Let's make it clear."
Folde was swallowed and almost couldn't recover. He grabbed Chen Xiansong's collar with both hands, lifted it up, and angrily scolded: "It's just the meaning of love between men and women. You idiot, you are still a soul-thinking person. You don't even understand this. Can you be sucked away by the black bald bird?"
"You just say that you have sex, or just mating is over. I have seen a lot of similar images on the Internet... books." Chen Xiansong slapped the other party's hands and sat back on the chair: "I haven't mate with Xiao Min, but it's hard to say in the future. After all, Xiao Min will stay by my side in the future."
"That's great, she hasn't done those things, she hasn't done those things." Folde stood up suddenly with a laugh, spread his hands and ran around the backyard. After running for a few laps, he stopped in front of Chen Xiansong and said breathlessly: "Hello, since Xiao Min is not a man yet, then do you dare to compete with me fairly?"
"What's the fair competition?" Chen Xiansong asked strangely while eating.
"Xiao Min's love, her heart."
Chen Xiansong thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No. Why? In three years, I can mate with a woman. Why should I give up Xiao Min to you? Do you think I am stupid, such a good girl is good at fighting and proficient in housekeeping. Whoever doesn't like it, just give up. I won't give up on Xiao Min."
Folder's face was "furious": "This is related to a girl's precious love. Can you have some chivalrous spirit? Compete with me fairly. You cannot use your identity to lock a girl's yearning for beautiful love because of your selfishness."
"If you engage in so-called fair competition with you, that's a real idiot." Chen Xiansong scoffed at Fold's words: "Besides, what is chivalrous spirit? Can you eat it?"
"Bastard..." Fold was so angry that he could not do anything. He wanted to fight this guy according to the rules of the knights, but the other party was a soul-thinking person. According to the rules of the duel, he did not have to go on the field to duel with others, but just send his own guards.
But Zelonger suddenly found that there seemed to be some information they missed in the other party's words: "You just said that it will take another three years before you can have sex with women... men and women?"
Chen Xiansong nodded. It is normal for a new human male to be injected with sexual inhibitors. He didn't think it was surprising. It was no big deal for telling these post-humans: "My family gave me... to my health, so they took some medicines to suppress my desire for mating. It will take about three years to fail."
It is normal in the new human era, but in this era, it has become very "funny". After all, this is the reason why Chen Xiansong has too little knowledge about "sex".
Chapter completed!