Chapter 484: The Head of State and the Woods (Part 2)
Xu Jun's heroic army was more than a thousand troops, and he was scattered across the continent, with ambitions to eat braised pork in hunger and laughed at the thirsty French wine. However, facing a crying little loli, the head of the Third Reich was helpless and worried.
Daogen and Diesenhaufen ran to Xu Jun at this time, but it seemed that these two people had no idea about it.
The Daogen family is full of boys. Since childhood, he was instilled with how to be a tough guy. There is a sister in the family of Diesenhofen. However, when he was a child, he was just fighting with the powerful little devil and snatching toys. He has never learned how to comfort a loli in his life.
Daogen squatted down and tried to coax the girl, but the other party was stunned for a moment when he saw his poker face with a stiff smile, and then the crying became even louder.
"You scared him, Colonel Dogen." Randolph said gloatingly.
"Shut up, Randolph, wait a moment, what is the one hanging on your sleeve?"
"A little beagle, it seems that it likes my uniform." Randolph carried the machine gun behind him, holding it with one hand and holding the puppy's butt with the other.
"Get it down quickly, what does this look like?" Daogen frowned.
"What can I do if it refuses to speak? Besides, it is a dog raised by this girl." Randolph himself likes small animals very much, and he really can't move such a little thing.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, be good, don't be afraid, that uncle is not a bad person, please don't cry anymore, oh oh." Xu Jun squatted in front of Loli, remembering his life experience before traveling through time, he carefully reached out and slowly placed it on top of Loli's head.
"Don't be afraid or not, touch your head." The head of empire's fingers gently stroked the girl's bright light blonde hair, and a gentle smile on her handsome face. This scene full of love and warmth made the three adjutants stunned for a moment.
Speaking of which, this trick was indeed very effective. The little loli gradually stopped crying. She burped and raised her head, looking at the few devil officials around her with tears in her eyes.
"What a good kid. Don't cry anymore. If you cry again, you won't be beautiful." Xu Jun took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe the tears on his face.
"Come on, use your strength, you're so good." He helped Loli blew his nose on the handkerchief, then folded it over, wiped the little hands covered with soil. Seeing that the little girl had calmed down, the head of empire finally let out a long sigh and put the handkerchief back into his uniform pocket.
"What's your name?" The head of state continued to touch the Loli's head.
"Ilia." The little loli said while sucking her nose.
"What a nice name. My name is Reinhardt. This is Dogen. This is Diesenhaufen. The one behind him holding a puppy is called Randolph." The head of state introduced himself and his subordinates to the child.
"Highris!" the girl pointed at Randolph and said.
"You mean this puppy, its name is Heglis? The legendary Hercules? It's such a majestic name." Xu Jun smiled and stroked the girl's braids.
"This is a brave puppy, and this name matches it very much." Daogen said with a look of approval.
"Little Ilia, can you let Heglith let Uncle Randolph go? You see, it just refuses to let go, so that uncle will feel uncomfortable." Randolph leaned forward and said to Ilia with a flattering look on his face.
"Highris is very obedient. He will let go after biting for a while." Loli whispered to defend her dog.
"Just hold it like this, Randolph." Xu Jun turned around and gave the order.
"As for your order, my head." Randolph quickly stood at attention and received the order.
Looking at the embarrassing appearance of the SS Lieutenant Colonel, the little girl was finally amused and smiled.
"Look, what a beautiful lady. I can guarantee that Iriya must be the cutest lady nearby." The Führer touched Loli's head, raised his head and said to Dieshenhofen and Dogan.
"There is no doubt that, my head of state."
"This is absolutely true, my head of state." The two adjutants nodded in a big way.
The little loli received praise and praise and immediately became happy. The child was easily tempted by beautiful words. The person who faced him was a top handsome guy with a gentle smile.
"Yiliya, how old are you this year?" Xu Jun asked.
"Five years old." Loli replied softly, with a proud expression on her cute face with baby fat.
"Oh, I'm five years old, so little Ilia, where do you live? Why did you run into this woods alone? Is there any family with you?" Xu Jun continued.
"My family lives there, and I took Heglis out to play. Later it saw a rabbit. Later, Heglis went to chase the rabbit, and Iriya went to chase the rabbit. Later, the rabbit ran into the woods, and Heglis chased the rabbit, and Iriya ran into the woods. Iriya was afraid that Heglis would get lost, so she followed him into the woods. Later, I didn't know how she got here." The little girl told Xu Jun about her adventure experience.
"So little Ilia, do you still recognize the way home?" Daogen interrupted.
"On there." The little girl pointed to the path on the right.
"Great, Little Ilia, can you take us out of the woods? If you can do it, I'll give you this." Dieshenhofen took out a crystal kitten pendant from his map bag and swayed in front of the little loli.
"Really? Are you going to give this to Ilia?" The little loli's eyes were full of desire, and this shiny kitten ornament was really tempting.
"Of course, as long as I take us out, I will give you this." Dieshenhofen looked sincere.
"I've agreed." The girl spat in the palm of her small hand, then extended her hand to Diesenhaufen.
"Never cheat." Dieshenhofen also smiled and spitted into his palm, then shook hands with the little loli.
"Now we have agreed that you can lead the way, Ilia." Dieshenhofen took out a handkerchief and wiped Elia's hands clean, and also sorted out the little loli's puff sleeves.
In fact, he also wanted to touch his head like a head of state. The problem is that the head of state has occupied the commanding heights from the beginning and has been unwilling to leave now.
"Go to this side." The little loli spread her feet and jumped onto the path.
"All follow." Xu Jun turned his head to his subordinates.
"Give me the gun, pay attention to the situation behind, Randolph." Daogen ordered his subordinates, then took off the machine gun from Randolph's back, and then hung his mp40 around the other party's neck.
"Thank you, sir." Randolph looked at his boss gratefully.
"Don't talk nonsense, hold that dog." Daogen glanced at Randolph, then took the machine gun and walked forward.
The little loli took Xu Jun's hand and walked along the path. From time to time, she would raise her head to peek at Xu Jun. If she was discovered, she would give the handsome head of state a sweet smile.
Under the guidance of a loli, the group walked around in the dark woods. After walking for about ten minutes, they still did not reach the edge of the woods.
"From the map, this forest should not be that big." Daogen leaned against the sunlight transmitted between the canopy and looked carefully at the map in his hand.
"Are you really sure that your home is in that direction? Ilia." The head of the Third Reich smiled helplessly and lowered his head to look at the loli beside him who was holding his trouser legs tightly.
"It seems we are really lost, my head of state. Can the child ask her dog to let go of his mouth? I feel like it is about to wear my sleeves through." Randolph grinned and gently pulled Heglith's collar.
"Well, that's right. Ilia knows the road. Ilia's home is right in front of me. Brother hugs me." Loli stretched out her hands to Xu Jun.
"Okay, let's keep moving forward, I believe Ilia." Xu Jun squatted down and held Loli in his hand.
"I'll hug you, the head of state." Diesenhofen was worried that Xu Jun was tired and hurriedly reached out, but Ilia obviously didn't buy it. The little loli grabbed Xu Jun's shoulder tightly.
"I'll go ahead and take a look first, my head of state." Daogen asked for instructions respectfully.
"Okay, be careful." Xu Jun nodded in agreement with Daogen's request.
The SS Colonel carried the mg34 machine gun and began to trot forward, and soon disappeared behind the bushes.
"Ilia's parents must be very worried now, so don't run into the woods alone to play in the future." Xu Jun said to Loli.
"Dad has never been at home, mom has gone far and far away." Ilia replied in a low voice.
"Oh" Xu Jun didn't know how to answer the conversation. He sighed, then gently patted the girl's back as comfort.
"Then who is taking care of Ilia."
"Grandpa and grandma." The little loli tightened her hands that were holding Xu Jun's neck tightly.
"Well, if possible, I want to meet your grandpa, Ilia." Xu Jun bumped his arms.
"First of the Year, there is indeed an exit in front. Looking at the nearby landform, we should have passed through the woods diagonally." Daogen suddenly appeared beside the road ahead, and he shouted happily to Xu Jun.
"That's great, Ilia is really amazing. Let's take you home." Xu Jun smiled and stretched out his finger, lit up Loli's cheek and said.
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