How rich can a person's imagination be?

have no idea?

Brother Huanxi knows!

...

"Your Majesty has a meal!"

A eunuch shouted in a lengthened voice.

Great blessings to the Southern Kingdom’s Immortal Tao Emperor Lei Happy appeared.

Hum, Emperor Xiantao.

It is now the first year of Xiantao.

"His Majesty."

The fat eunuch with a flattering face said with a flattering smile: "Your Majesty, there are 108 dishes today."

"I said that you should be thrifty and loving the people, and don't make so many dishes at every meal." The immortal Tao Emperor Lei, who looked worried about the country and the people, sighed happily:

"From the future, you'll have 100 dishes per meal."

"Your Majesty is diligent and loving the people, and it will move the world!"

"It's very clever, what's your name?"

"Back to Your Majesty, I am Xiao Weizi."

"Xiao Weizi? What's your name before entering the palace?"

"Back to Your Majesty, Mo Dawei, because I am fat, everyone calls me Fatty Mo."

"Fatty Mo, this name is very interesting. I am a little hungry. Let's have a meal for me."

"Yes, your Majesty, please."

"Hey, hey, what are you doing with my dishes?"

At first sight, when the fat eunuch Xiao Weizi picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, Xiantao Emperor Lei was furious.

"Your Majesty, I'm helping you test the poison."

"Try your sister, poison your sister! You've been eating so badly that I'll take your saliva. Let me take your saliva? If someone comes, I'll take 100 heavy responsibility."

"Your Majesty, please spare me!"

Amid the terrible cry, Xiaowei's son Mo Dawei was dragged down.

"In the future, no one is allowed to try the poison when I eat! Bring me the roast duck."

The wind blows away the clouds!

What is wind blowing away the remaining clouds?

The eunuchs and palace maids watched the emperor eat all the roast duck in a moment.

"Braised elbow, bring that braised elbow to me... and that pot of old hen soup is also brought to me..."

The eunuchs and the palace maids looked at each other.

Is Your Majesty a starving ghost reincarnated?

Delicious, so delicious.

But why did I still not fill up after eating so much?

"Come here, call me the manager of the imperial kitchen."

moment--

"The eunuch Xiaokangzi, the manager of the slave imperial kitchen, will meet with His Majesty."

"Female child?"

"Yes, the slave ordered Guo Yukang before entering the palace."

"Guo Yukang? Is the famous 'Tork' in the world'?"

"The emperor is wise. I have offended too many people in the world before, so I just entered the palace with a click."

"I will not pursue the past."

Our Xiantao Emperor Lei said happily: "Your skill is good, but the portion of the dish is too small, and that elbow is too small."

"Ah, Your Majesty, that's a big elbow weighing 5 pounds."

A well-off son is as stupid as a wooden chicken.

"Bold, I said I'm young, but I dare to talk back? If someone comes, I'll take 100 responsibilities if I'm going to take it!"

"Your Majesty, I'm wrong!"

Hey, why do you feel so happy when you beat Xiao Weizi and Xiao Kangzi?

Lei Huanxi ate at least 99 dishes in 100 dishes.

My stomach is still half full.

As an emperor, I can't be too greedy.

He picked his teeth with a toothpick, his eyes rolled around, and suddenly his eyes fell on a beautiful palace maid.

This palace maid is so beautiful? Why haven’t I paid attention to it before?

"That you, yes, it's you, come up."

"His Majesty."

"May I have your name?"

"Go back to your Majesty, my name is Anne."

"Anne, why does it have such a strange name? It comes from the West?"

"No, Your Majesty, I am the one of this dynasty."

As the saying goes, "When you are full and warm, you will think about it."

Although the Immortal Tao Emperor Lei Huanxi was not full yet, he had already had bad intentions about this palace maid named Annie.

"Let's go and go to my room and talk about life and ideals."

"Yes, Your Majesty. Your Majesty, I have something to show you."

"What?"

"nice one!"

"Come on."

"Yes, your Majesty."

Anne walked up and reached into her clothes.

Xiantao Emperor Lei couldn't help but come over.

"Dog Emperor, come with your life!"

Annie suddenly pulled out a dagger with a cold light, and stabbed it at the Xiantao Emperor Lei Huanxi...

...

"Help!"

Lei Huanxi screamed and started to bounce.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Jin Huihui and the TV staff thought something had happened, so they hurriedly got up.

Huh? Where is this?

Where is the palace?

Where are the eunuchs and palace maids?

What more dishes are there?

If you dream, you must be dreaming.

"It's okay, it's okay, I've had a nightmare."

Lei Huanxi said awkwardly.

It's strange that I shouldn't have fallen asleep just now, just fantasizing about something delicious.

Then the palace appeared for no reason and he became the emperor for no reason!

Xiaoweizi? Xiaokangzi?

Hehe, I'm all - no, your brother Huanxi has beaten 100 yuan, right?
To be continued...