Chapter 44 Auspiciousness in auspiciousness
In the capital and the imperial city warm pavilions, there were nobles coming in and out one after another. There was a relatively casual banquet. The emperor was in a good mood and even drank some wine.
"Shubao is still healthy."
"I thank Your Majesty for your concern..." Qin Qiong was still wearing a big bear's fur and couldn't take it off in the warm chalet. When he arrived at the outside room, he was wrapped tightly.
Over the years, Qin Qiong, who has learned to protect and maintain, has always paid great attention to details.
I originally thought I would die early and be reborn early, but I never expected that I could live for so many more years, and it was not too tiring and hard to live.
"Hey..." Li Shimin waved his hand, "You and I are the king and the minister, but I am actually the brothers of the robes. If I don't care about you, Qin Shubao, wouldn't it be morally degraded?"
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Qin Qiong didn't know how to answer the words. The older the emperor was, it was just a slut. Why did a person who was very particular when he was young, the more he became more and more inappropriate as he got older?
It’s still true that King Qin is, Emperor Zhenguan is just an old fry.
"Your Majesty, I heard that the rare beast house has the best giant ox in the world? More than 2,400 kilograms?"
Not far away, the former Protector of Anbei Protectorate, Yuchi Gong, was tearing a leg of lamb. He was away all year round and used to eating mutton. He could eat three or five kilograms of meat a day. Even so, his figure was not fat, and he was still strong and strong. It was just because this old man was reckless and he was also good at maintaining his care.
From the Imperial Medical Office, I heard the saying "Life lies in exercise", the old devil really exercises every day. In addition to horse spear, sword, fists and feet, he also followed Chang'an people to pick up iron.
Not only did I lift the iron, but I also learned strange fitness methods such as "Russian style stand up and horizontal cross".
In the cold winter, I was still swimming in the Luoshui River in winter, without even my shorts, and jumped naked into the cold river water, almost scaring Luoyang Order.
In various senses.
Whether it is a duke who is frozen to death or a duke who is swaying across the street... it makes people feel "black and painful".
"Jingde said less than two hundred kilograms."
"Two thousand six hundred kilograms?"
Yuchi Ritian licked his tongue, and made a delicious mutton oil, and then stared at the mutton with his eyes light, "Wouldn't it be nice if this is made into a fat pot?"
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It is actually difficult for wild American bison to grow this weight. There are special feed farms in Hebei, and the largest single cows and dairy cows can be raised to more than 2,500 kilograms. However, this kind of feed farm often allows enough protein to be supplemented with cattle, which is of no interest to the emperor.
Only the "big goods" captured by the wild show the emperor's ability and authority.
But the old devil doesn't care about these false reputations. No matter how big a cow is, it is still a cow. What should I do if I don't eat it? It doesn't know how to seek death. Wouldn't it let others kill it?
Yuchi Gong, who made up his mind to eat a bite of giant beef, turned his eyes: "Your Majesty, why not let me see this giant beef in the world?"
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The surroundings immediately smiled. The Shuozhou man had a very obvious idea. He was just a cow, so the emperor naturally would not be reluctant to let go, but it was somewhat disheartening.
"Well, let Jingde see it. Everyone goes to see it... Why don't Shubao stay in the warmhouse?"
"Thank you, your Majesty, I'm fine."
After saying that, Qin Qiong wrapped her bearskin cloak, wore a mask and leather gloves, and her eyes were exposed and reading glasses were worn.
The cold wind is absolutely impossible to blow in. Qin Qiong's equipment is quite complete.
In addition to the bearskin cloak, there are several special clothes inside. As long as it is not rolling in the snow, Qin Qiong has nothing to worry about.
The rare beast room is one of the few toys by Li Shimin. His health is not as good as before and after, and Wei Zheng did not stare at this matter and ramble.
Because many rare beasts in the rare beast room are tributed by the vassal state. You can't send a "auspicious beast" and slaughter it down. Some of them don't know whether they can be eaten or not, so they keep them.
For example, zebras, giraffes, hyenas... don't look delicious.
In addition, the three-sided garrison often tortures the Mihu, and border guards like the Western Army have to undertake very frequent offensive tasks, so there will naturally be more spoils.
Many of them are rare beasts, including the "Tiger in the River" tributed by the Western Army, with three or four hundred heads in front and back, and at least one hundred tiger skins saved from the Dunhuang Palace.
In addition, there are snow leopards, clouded leopards, Indian lions, golden eagles, snow sculptures... Many animals, let alone Emperor Li, cannot recognize them completely.
"How many 'shebos' are there?"
"They are all over 2,200 kilograms, and they look strange and they are kept."
"Wow! What's this? Four-legged snake?"
"This thing is a giant lizard brought by Du Zhenglun from the South China Sea. More than a dozen died, and only these three are left."
The giant lizards that had not been frozen to death were nestled in the thatched house, and the nobles watching through the glass were a little excited. Because these giant lizards were really big, and those who were smaller were all older than Yuchi Gong.
"This giant lizard is poisonous, has a large appetite, and eats very well."
After introducing it, Li turned his head and saw that Yuchi Gong's eyes were shining again. Not only did they shine, but they also muttered, "It should be good to eat when roasted."
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What he knew about Yuchi Ritian had experienced in Mobei, so he became "Taotie".
But in general, "Taotie" is also better than "Pixiu".
"Jingde, this is the cow pen. My 'Bulin King' has a special venue to keep."
It was said that it was a bullpen, but it was almost the same as a farm. A huge brown bull was walking in the fence, eating something from time to time, his tail shaking, and the bull's eyes looked at the Zhenguan king and minister who were watching it.
"Good guy, so big!"
Yuchi Gong looked at it and thought that the bull was really good, with a very obvious tendon meat. When it comes to tendon meat, the old demon felt that he had to eat it. When it was braised, he had to add a few eggs, then slice it cold and dip it in the sauce...
Gulu.
I swallowed a mouthful of water. Compared with braised beef, I went there with the hand-held mutton.
Rubbing his hands, Yuchi Ritian was about to ask the emperor for the big bull, but someone exclaimed: "Protect the car! That 'Bulle bull' is coming!"
The old devil was stunned. Before the defenders on both sides had time to react, the bull, with a charge distance, suddenly accelerated. He weighed more than 2,000 kilograms, and a sprint speed of 60 kilometers per hour... the faces of a group of dukes turned pale.
Because the ground is shaking.
This is not a cow, but a monster!
"Protect the car"
Accompanied by the roar, Emperor Li's face turned pale. He never expected that the "pet" who was very well-behaved on weekdays suddenly came like this when the Zhenguan emperor and his ministers gathered.
There was no time to react in the flash. In just one moment, two big men suddenly stood in front, one was Yuchi Gong and the other was Qin Qiong.
Neither of them had time to look at each other, but they just grabbed the guard's halberd and threw it out in an instant.
Dong!
The cow's legs knelt on the ground, and the huge cow's head hit the loess like a shovel, and a gully was shoveled out in an instant.
The bull was still struggling, but two long halberds were pierced with bloody holes, and the wooden poles were shaking in the air...
Whoosh!
Qin Qiong, wrapped in a bearskin cloak, calmly pulled out a sword of Guard, swung it up and threw it out. The sword was like a flying spear, and with an extremely amazing accurate head, it pierced directly into the bull's head.
With a sneer, the whole cow was completely gone, and only the blood vessels still sprayed blood outwards.
"Protect...Driving?"
The monarch and ministers in Zhenguan were still in shock, and they felt like they had a life of surviving after a disaster.
Xuanwu Gate did not burp, and this situation was fucked by a cow. After recording history books in later generations, they should not be laughed to death? They should not compete with the owner who raised a cauldron to smash their thighs and threw them into the toilet and drowned in the cesspool?
A bull has changed its dynasty, and this bull is definitely auspicious among auspicious ones!
"Thank you for your reward!"
Yuchi Gong laughed, and before he could wait for the monarch and minister who were still in the cold wind to return, he picked up a sword and jumped into the fence. He removed the bull's head from the bull's head.
"Which piece of meat is Shubao?"
“Tenderness.”
In the cold wind, Qin Qiong did not have the fierceness of attacks just now, but instead replied calmly to Yuchi Gong.
Chapter completed!