Chapter 1 The smelly brown bear(1/2)
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think Xiong Ke's combat power is very weak."
"The typing speed is so slow, are you looking up the dictionary?"
"If you can't say it, just spray my sarcastic spirit and say I'm stinky. If you're so idle, go lick the toilet and press the smell coming out of your mouth."
"When you die, I will take a plane to your grave and stole your tribute crazily."
"Ninety percent off? Ninety percent off? I want to whistle."
Late at night, Zhao Xiong made crazy output to the keyboard.
After the end of the day's 996, I just opened the forum when I returned home and saw Chang Wei...
No, I saw a group of brainless black men devalued the brown bears.
What? Do you think brown bears are not useful?
Brown bear on tiger recipe?
Listen, is it human words?
When brown bears and tigers meet in the wild, they basically walk around each other!
As a senior Xiong Chui, he could not bear it. He didn't even bother to eat and started to greet these people in kind and friendly greetings.
You should know that brown bears are one of the largest mammals of the Carnivorous Order on land, representing the Kodiak brown bear. The adult male bear has a body length of nearly three meters, weighs 800 kilograms, and can run at a speed of fifty kilometers per hour. It can be said that it is meaty and has output. With a slap, it can slap the spine of a cow.
You said that your beast is powerful, I don’t refute or argue. I don’t have this time, but you told me that brown bears have natural enemies. I can go to yours for recipes for other beasts. It’s really an old lady who is sleeping in the quilt and making fun of her.
“It feels comfortable.”
After finishing the output, the palms of hands were satisfied and left the piano keys.
Pianist Zhao Xiong achieved a brilliant victory.
"Mysterious Store? When did I download this thing?"
Turn off the forum and see an extra icon on the computer desktop.
Mysterious Store, the icon is an unknown mysterious rune.
"If I can turn into a brown bear, I will definitely let you know what cruelty is."
Zhao Xiong didn't care, and was still savoring the forum battle just now. He swiped his mouse to click the 'Mysterious Store' icon.
The next second, the stinging pain flashed by like electricity, and darkness fell in front of me.
......
Parallel world.
Kaiyuan Dynasty, Taibei Province, Yangchuan City.
The temple fair was filled with people under the night sky, colorful neon lights flashed brightly, sounds roared, and dynamic music resounded throughout the night sky, deafening.
There is a grand circus performance here.
The performance venue was full, full of tourists and audiences. Most of them were parents accompanying their children to watch the show. Adults became interested, while children opened their eyes wide and watched the clumsy and funny performances of the animals on the stage.
Goat monkey walking tightrope,
Lion and tiger drill into the fire ring,
Bears riding bicycles...
The show was staged one after another, which made the children feel happy.
However, the even more eye-catching thing is a large iron cage next to the stage.
The lights shine, sweeping across the iron cage from time to time, and a huge figure appears and disappears.
It was a huge brown bear.
The dark brown hair is shiny and smooth, with thick hair, and a magnificent and thick body of three or four meters. The shoulder muscles are raised, and the wide bear's paws have terrifying claws.
Although he crawled in the iron cage without moving and could not see his true face, the heavy breathing sounds from time to time can also give people a great sense of oppression.
"Dear friends, the next thing to appear is the highlight of tonight!"
"An iron-backed brown bear from the Far East!"
"The Ironback Brown Bear is the top predator on land, and is ranked alongside the three major beasts on land alongside the Far East Tiger and the North African lion. It is the king of bears.
This iron-backed brown bear is the best in the race. Its body length is nearly four meters and its weight is more than one ton. It exceeds the limit of its racial body size. It is a bear king!”
The host shouted loudly, and then a beam of searchlight shone straight on the large iron cage below.
For a moment, it was like daylight.
Let the beasts in the iron cage be completely exposed to people's sight.
It's like a hill.
"Damn, this bear is so big!"
"Who is better than tigers?"
"Of course it's the Far East Tiger, but the bear is in the tiger's recipe."
"Are you sure the tiger can kill such a big brown bear?"
"The lion is the king of all beasts. Tiger blows and bear blows can take a break."
The audience was intrigued by the audience, arguing about who was the strongest beast.
However, during the lively discussion, the huge brown bear did not move at all, and its black bear eyes were filled with a humanistic confusion.
Nmsl!
I really turned me into a bear!
Looking at his two bear paws, Zhao Xiong couldn't help but exude fragrance.
Brother, I just talked for a while, why are you so serious and impulsive that you didn’t even have time to delete your browser records?
"Who is causing trouble?"
Zhao Xiong was speechless. Could it be that the wave of people who were criticized for being autistic were filled with gods, who were so angry that they stuffed themselves into a bear's body to retaliate?
No, Sir, the gods are so stingy.
"Damn!"
If you want to speak, the only sound is the low roar of bears, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.
"This is a circus."
Zhao Xiong looked around and quickly recognized the environment here. Who hadn't watched a circus performance?
But I really didn't expect that one day I would come here in this capacity.
Without waiting for a long time, the messy memories of the original brown bear were poured into my mind.
"It's over, Barbie Q is over."
After digesting the memory, Zhao Xiong's face became darker.
The brown bear has a messy memory. He only knows that he is a bear born in a circus. Apart from the instinctual habits of wild animals, he has no ability to hunt in his mind, and only circus performances can be used.
In other words, this guy's wild survivability is almost zero, and even if he escapes from here by chance, he will not be able to survive in the wild.
Not only that, because of the frequent beatings, the bear is very brave. Although it has inexplicably started to develop secondaryly some time ago and has undergone a huge change in body shape, its personality is still very cowardly, and I am completely sorry for this scary physique.
Just before the performance, his former body was attacked by a lion in the troupe. Although he was not injured, he was seriously frightened, which made Zhao Xiong's soul take advantage of the situation.
"So I'm a waste bear now."
I was convinced that I could be scared to death.
It is actually acceptable for Zhao Xiong to become a brown bear. After all, he has no worries and can change his lifestyle.
But this place of birth is not right.
If it is a wild brown bear that still retains its wildness, it will scare people just by illuminating the data. No matter where the forest goes, it will be a beast of the leader level. It is necessary for those trolls to experience the power of the adult male brown bear.
Next time, I was born in the zoo. Although I was locked up, I had a free area to move around. I could have food and clothing every day. When I was free, I would have fun with the miscellaneous lions and touch the tiger's butt, so I could live my life.
Why did he become a circus bear? He either went on stage to perform circus juggling or was locked in this small cage. No matter how big he was, what was the use of being a coolie?
"I copied Grandma Li, this start is really a big deal."
What else can Zhao Xiong say, can only greet him.
If you insist on comforting yourself, you can only be glad that you didn't encounter a hell start like a living bear, otherwise you would really have to reopen.
"Okay, I won't talk much. Next, please applaud everyone to welcome our beautiful beast tamer Xu Xiaoya to the stage and see how she tames the Bear King!"
The host's voice rang again.
A female trainer in gorgeous costume came on stage.
Xu Xiaoya could feel the hot gazes of people around her, she raised her chest and raised her head, and she was very confident. She liked this feeling of being watched. Although she was not very tall and was only over 1.6 meters tall when wearing high heels, she had a very real figure.
Standing in front of a large iron cage several meters high, human women seem a little small.
To be continued...