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0652 A trifle

The off-road vehicle was driving on the national highway line without fast or slow speed. Chang Ning sat in the seat of the bus, humming unfamous Hong Kong and Taiwan songs in his mouth, which attracted sarcasm from time to time. He basically sang in five tones, but he felt good about himself and said arrogantly that he had five tones. With this full of energy and high-pitched voice, if he had a famous teacher, he would definitely be included in the ranks of amateur singers. Unfortunately, he had high songs and few confidants in the car became soulmates.

This birthday was smooth, without the strange accidents that had happened before. If it weren't for the call from Li Zhouteng, he would have been planning to stay in the provincial capital for another day or two.

County Mayor Fu Liu Tongan actually hit someone, and the beating was Pi Chunyang, the boss of the Pi family who had been in love with for many years. What surprised Chang Ning even more was that Liu Tongan was too ruthless. Not only did he break Pi Chunyang's ribs, but he also used a knife to scratch a beautiful rainbow on her charming face. This matter was a bit big.

Liu Tongan is really fucking without emotional intelligence, and even a woman can't handle it. According to the theory of philosopher Lao Shu Ning Xiaohua, those with low emotional intelligence cannot become qualified politicians. They have iron bones and tenderness, and only iron bones and no tenderness, how can they conquer the whole world and liberate all mankind?

While humming "The Love of Thousands of Mountains", Chang Ning thought a little gloatingly, but unfortunately Liu Tongan is not his own. Otherwise, we, the little fairy, could have accepted him as his disciple and taught him what kind of iron-bone tenderness is. Look, our beautiful women all over the world, and all over the world, can all become confidants.

Gao Fei was still driving, and he was very familiar with the smirk at the corner of Chang Ning's mouth. After glanced at it, he asked with a smile: "Little Banxian, what bad idea do you think of?"

Liu Yuehong, Jiang Xi and Youjia in the back seat of the car looked the same and burst into laughter together.

"Stupid, what are you looking at? Drive your car honestly." Chang Ning cursed, then smiled again and said earnestly, "Haha, this comrade driver, this car carries the hope of our whole family. It's a long way to go, and a long way to go. Please be more dedicated, okay?"

Of course, Sang Meiying would not follow him to Wanjin County. You Li was taking the legal correspondence examination and couldn't get out of her for a while. Shangluo and Liu Yutao were inconvenient to travel with each other, so they took their own car back in advance.

Liu Yuehong and Jiang Xi both worked in the company. They went to Wanjin County to work. It was justified that Gao Fei and Youjia were about to restore their identities within the system. They were both "cousin" named by Chang Ning Qin, and they were so arrogant that Li Zhoutengling Xiao and the others were amazed. The leader was the leader, and his cousin was everywhere in the mountains and fields.

As the laughter gradually faded, Youjia asked with concern: "Xiao Chang, your county magistrate Fu and the county government office director have a fight. How bad is the impact of it? Why are you happy?"

When Chang Ning heard this, he grinned and kept laughing, "It's okay, it's a small matter, I'm still fighting with my lower teeth. How could a colleague in the courtyard beside me not make a noise?"

Gao Fei smiled and said, "Don't believe his nonsense. I heard from Sister Shang that it was a conspiracy carefully planned by Xiao Banxian. He arranged the two of them to work together half a year ago, just waiting for them to make a fuss."

"Haha, this is true. Otherwise, how could you be called the Iron Mouth God's Sin Immortal? Like you, people with long hair and short knowledge, you often take two steps at most, but our leader stands high and looks far, and takes five steps at a time. Haha, isn't this? The two flowers I planted finally bear fruit."

Liu Yuehong laughed, "Girl... Xiao Chang, didn't you expect that they would eventually get married if they had lovers?"

Chang Ning shook his head and said proudly: "With my IQ, of course, I can predict various results. If they go through thousands of miles and finally get together, it will be the beauty of our leader's adult life. If they intend to match it, it will eventually become a good story in Wikipedia County. What losses can I lose."

You Jia sighed, "Little Banxian, you are so bad. No wonder even my mother said that you are full of bad water."

"Bao, stinky lady, you are not only slandering my leader, but also insulting the great maternal love. Be careful of my family's service."

Chang Ning raised his face and protested loudly.

"I can prove that mom said this." Jiang Xi, who had been smiling but didn't say anything, stood up in time.

Chang Ning felt guilty, "It's impossible. The son doesn't think that the mother is ugly. The mother doesn't care that the son is bad. My mother, what she really said?"

Jiang Xi smiled and said, "That's what she said, Sister Gao Fei can also testify."

Gao Fei held the steering wheel and looked ahead, but his head was lit to help Jiang Xi prove it.

"Oh, my mother, is there anyone who says that about your son?" Chang Ning pretended to be innocent, beat his chest and stamped his feet, and kept sighing, "It's over, the glorious image of my leader was ruined by my mother's words. My mother, although you are not well-educated, you always understand the principle that family scandals should not be made public. You, you... How can you let your baby son feel in love?"

There was laughter in the car again, and Chang Ning was like a deflated ball, rolling his eyes, helplessly enduring the ridicule of the women.

Princess Liu Yuehong smiled and said, "Xiao Chang, you just mentioned a small matter. This is another catchphrase from your uncle and the old man said that you often talk about the small matters. People in the village gave you a nickname, which is called Chang Xiao Shi."

"Haha, you sissy, if you want to expose it, I am not afraid of many fleas, strong, hard and thick skin, and ordinary slander can't defeat my revolutionary will."

You Jia was particularly interested and pushed Liu Yuehong and said, "Sister Yuehong, I'm idle anyway. Tell me quickly what bad things Xiaobanxian did when she was a child."

Liu Yuehong said: "Xiao Chang's family was very poor when he was a child, and his family was not good. He was a part of the class enemy, so he often couldn't eat enough. Don't look at Xiao Chang's thinness, but he had a lot of food. It is said that when he was twelve years old, the production team had dinner, and he could eat fifteen meat buns at a meal, plus a large bowl of braised pork. So when he was hungry when he was a child, he had to secretly attack others' own land. His uncle was the leader of the production team, and he didn't dare to take collective things."

"Yuehong, please give an example." Gao Fei shouted with a smile.

"When Xiao Chang said, I often pick the sparse vegetables and fruits of other people's own land, especially the third uncle, sixth uncle and seventh uncle. The three old men are all experts in the family management. The third uncle is a small vendor, specializing in selling dried seafood, such as shrimp-skinned and dried fish. But at that time, small business was speculative, and business could only be done secretly. Our little fairy often sneaked into the third uncle's house. No matter whether it is raw or cooked, he had a full meal first, and often took the sheep as he pleased.

I took a little while to go home and walked by the river often, so how could I not wear my shoes? Once, my third uncle and my third uncle were caught and asked to take him to find a production team cadre. What do you think of Xiao Banxian? A small matter is a little bit, what's there to make a fuss about? Let's just go to the industrial and commercial office to judge. Your house has a capitalist tail, and I'm cutting the capitalist tail... I was so scared that my third uncle didn't dare to speak, and my third uncle begged him not to say it."

Chang Ning smiled disgustedly, scratched his head and said, "Haha, at that time, my mother was sick in bed and wanted to eat dried fish, but our family had no money. Third uncle, she is not bad, but she is so stingy and he just refuses to pay for it. It's obvious that she is stolen or not. What can I do? So, I will turn around and go there after I have enough. Otherwise, can I catch the old man and the old lady alive?"

"By the way, the sixth uncle is a master of raising chickens and ducks. He raises more than ten old hens and seven or eight old ducks at home. He can harvest more than ten eggs every day. He goes to the market for money to subsidize his family. But our little Banxian, the whole family does not raise poultry, buys some chickens and ducks to raise them. They either die prematurely or are taken away by weasels, or they do not lay eggs when they grow up. But the little Banxian has a way. He often goes to his sixth uncle's house and returns one or two eggs, put them in his own chicken coop, and yells everywhere that his hens can lay eggs.

However, if you can pass the test one or two times, you will definitely not be able to escape the miserable end of being caught if you reach out for a hand... It is said that once I was caught, my mother locked him in a kiln and beat him up. Her butt was swollen for half a month and could not be beaten on the stool. But Xiao Banxian said, "It's a small matter to be beaten, and it's worth it if you eat two or three eggs." After a while, I ran to my sixth uncle's house, lifted up his clothes and exposed his butt, and said shamelessly, come on, change three eggs in one meal, and do one small matter to be replaced. If you don't change, I will practice communism with your family."

The girls in the car laughed in a ball.

"As for the sparse vegetables and fruits grown by Uncle Qi's family, they are simply the private land of a small Banxian. Princess, let's not talk about it, and you will be laughing at the car."

Chang Ning smiled embarrassedly: "Are you objective? Do you still have sympathy? I haven't eaten eggs for more than three months at that time, thinking to myself, but that time was actually the fool from Weiguo. After being caught, I stepped forward and suffered for him. Haha, my mother was the most ruthless one."

Jiang Xi said: "Xiao Chang was hungry every day when she was a child, so she grew so thin."

Gao Fei interrupted and smiled, "Jiang Xi, you can cover Xiao Banxian."

Youjia sneered: "There is no meat because the foods you eat have turned into bad water, hehe."

He was talking and attacking him in groups. Chang Ning didn't dare to resist, so he could only smile bitterly and sigh.

"God, the family is unhappy, the family is unhappy, women are in power and domineering. Why has this world become like this?"

When Kangle Town arrived, the off-road vehicle made a bend and drove on Xingfu Street.

"Sister Gao Fei, I'll get off at the People's Hospital in front, you guys go home first." Chang Ning ordered.

Gao Fei nodded and braked the car with his feet. "Xiao Chang, remember to buy some gifts. You can't go to the hospital without leaving your hands."
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