Chang Ning paused and continued:

"The two pig-killers are obviously masters and apprentices. When they are tired of leaving, they sit down on the other side of the straw pile, and smoke a cigarette before leaving. The apprentice said, Master, I really don't want to go to Mr. Wang to slap pigs. He doesn't want to even have a big red eagle cigarette with one-three cents. He's too stingy. The master said, "Don't worry, apprentice, touch me Zheng Sandao, you must ask him to kowtow and beg us. The apprentice asked, Master, what are you going to do? Master said, "When you look at my winks and act according to the opportunity, the apprentice pestered me, "Good master, do you want to understand my skills."

"I was happy when I heard this. We have many special customs here. There is also a specialty here. Slaughtering pigs is called smooth sailing. Slaughtering pigs with one knife is called smooth sailing. If you can kill a pig, it is called three in and three out. It means that the owner will have a hard time. At least there will be many things in the family in the next year. The so-called 360 professions have certain rules, and killing pigs is no exception. The apprentice knows the tricks of killing pigs, but it is not possible to get in. The master is afraid that the apprentice will ruin his job, so he will definitely cover up and not teach him. The two are playing tricks."

"After a while, the master and apprentice got up and left. I also had an idea. I pulled Weiguo up and went straight to Sanwang Village. Weiguo always believed me. I heard that having a full meal was also awesome. I raised my hand to ensure that I cooperated with it. When I arrived in Sanwang Village, it was during lunch. I watched the pair of pig-killing master and apprentice who slaughtered pigs and entered the brigade headquarters. I knew that they must have had lunch. Pig killing usually took a nap at four or five o'clock in the afternoon. The master and apprentice were looking for a nap, so I took Weiguo to the house of Wang Laozuo with confidence. I used to come to Sanwang Village and knew that Wang Laozuo was a famous rich family in Sanwang Village, but he was a little unkind, so they called him Wang Laozuo. I knew him, and he also knew me, hehe, because I am the little Banxian and the only successor of Chang Daxian, and I also have some fame in that area."

"Old Wang's family is also a single family. When I was about to come, I asked Wei Guo to do some small moves first. Then we swayed and pushed the door in. Old Wang led the whole family to be busy. Seeing me coming, I was quite polite. Why do you think? This person is richer and more superstitious. Wang Laoshu is the same. He is famous for believing in superstitiousness. He worships my grandfather Chang Daxian as a god. When I saw me, I asked, "Little Banxian, what wind has blown you. I held my face and didn't say anything. I pretended to look around his yard. His face changed, and he pulled Wei Guo and turned around and left."

At this time, Ning Ruifeng laughed and scolded: "Boy, you have started to deceive others."

"Hehe, old man, there's no way. I haven't eaten for a day. I was hungry at that time. Seeing Wang Laozuo's family making rice cakes and glutinous rice cakes, I wish I could rob it before. My cousin Chang Weiguo is also good. At a young age, although he smelled the fragrance, he still insisted on not looking at him... At this time, Wang Laozuo stopped doing it and grabbed me and said, "Little Banxian, your grandfather and I have some friendship. We often visit him during festivals and holidays. Everyone is their own people. Since we are here, we will leave again. We called his wife to take a stool to pour water. I pretended to agree, but after sitting down, he shook his head and sighed, and pinched his fingers and said a few words to himself. Life is a good day, but unfortunately it's not a big deal. Killing pigs and sheep, we shouldn't see Yang. As he said, I got up and left."

"No matter what kind of wedding is this countryman, rice cakes and glutinous rice cakes are essential. Anyone who begs by the door will not turn them away. Whenever Wang Laozi saw me guessing, he guessed that his family was going to kill pigs. He retreated and was eager to leave, so he forced me to stay. At this time, according to my prior arrangement, I gave a wink at Weiguo. Weiguo seized the opportunity and shouted at me, Brother, I am hungry, leave quickly, I will explain to Wang Laozi that our brothers are still on the way.

Wang Laozi hugged me hard, and while admonishing him, it was not easy to go out, it was better to go out and choose a day to hit the day, and then turned around and shouted at his wife, "Stupid woman, a stinky thing, you don't even give it to the two brothers of Banxian... Hehe, just like that, Wei Guo and I, holding rice cakes in one hand, and glutinous rice cakes in the other hand, were so greedy. If I hadn't signaled with my eyes, Wei Guo might have been overwhelmed. Haha, since we are here, we have to eat meat and drink wine with empty stomachs."

Qiao Hanxiang burst into tears when she heard this, "Grandma really didn't expect that you, you, when you were a child, suffered so much."

Chang Ning smiled and continued, "After eating, Mr. Wang asked, "After eating, please give me more advice, I naturally pretended and said, "Get paper and pen, Mr. Wang didn't dare to neglect, so he brought brushes and ink and a primary school student homework book. I wrote three pieces on his back, folded them together in turn, put them on the low wall of his yard, pressed them with a small stone, and then said to Mr. Wang, Uncle Wang, no secret thing, wait

When you know how to kill pigs in your family, we will uncover them one by one. The first one is not accurate. My brothers immediately got up and left, and never stepped into Sanwang Village from then on. Haha, fortune telling, Feng Shui and other things are important to be trusted, and you cannot believe them all. If you believe, you will be trusted, and you will not believe them. When Wang Laozi saw that I was righteous, he dared not believe them. So I moved a stool and lie under the camphor tree in his yard to sleep, leaving Weiguo looking at the three pieces of paper on the wall."

"Hehe, the things that happened later were much simpler... At around 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I was awakened by a pig cry. The people watching the fun and Wang Laozuo's family were forming a circle. Looking at Zheng Sandao's master and apprentice, with the help of Wang Laozuo's father and son, he pressed a big white pig of about 200 pounds on two benches tied into pieces. Zheng Sandao bent over, hugged the pig's head with his left hand, and held a white sharp knife with his right hand. The sharp knife was only half a hand wide and only one foot long. It flashed in at the throat of the big white pig, and a pig's howl, the white knife entered the red knife, and a stream of blood spurted out..."

"At this time, I walked over and said, Zheng Sandao, you are too unreasonable. Killing pigs is a crime. Why do you want to deceive people again? Zheng Sandao asked angrily, "Boy, who are you? How dare you slander me Zheng Sandao. I said, I am the little Banxian of Shuiyang. Do you dare to gamble? This big white pig will not die within half an hour. Zheng Sanpao's face changed and asked, Xiao Banxian, what are you going to bet? I smiled and said, "Who lost, whoever knocked three times to the other party, haha, of course Zheng Sandao will not do it. The so-called laymen watching the excitement, the expert watching the tricks, Commander Yang, you have killed the Japanese back then, and you must understand this principle."

Yang Beiguo nodded and smiled, "Yes, that Zheng Sandao must have gone straight in, not stirring inside, and pulled out without stopping. The pig would never be angry for half an hour."

"At this time, I signaled Wei Guo to take the first piece of paper pressed against the wall, opened it in public, and wrote in person, "If you don't die with one knife, you will make a fool of yourself. Haha, Zheng Sandao is also a pleasure-conscious person. Knowing that he had met a master, he admitted in public that he would not die with this knife, and then he made up for it, and finally killed the big white pig."

"But Wang Laoshu was unhappy. He killed pigs with two swords and was careless. The days ahead were affected. He didn't bother to blame Zheng Sandao and pulled me to ask for a solution. I took the second piece of paper on the wall to show him, and the words said, "The beams and tiles are broken, and life is going to be broken. When Wang Laos looked at it, his face changed drastically. He turned around and went to get the ladder."

Hearing this, Yang Yang shouted, "I understand. The broken tiles must have been done by your cousin Chang Weiguo. He has been a master of climbing walls since he was a child. You are so bad."

"Hehe, after Wang Laozui came down from the ladder, he was very respectful to me. Seeing that I had put the third piece of paper and wanted to leave, I was not willing to do so. I kept me and Weiguo for a drink. Zheng Sandao also admired me very much and insisted on becoming sworn brothers with me. Oh, the master stayed with me, so why could I leave? I had to sit in the chief for help. Zheng Sandao sat on the left, and Wang Laozui, the right-hand man, was personally accompanying him, while advising him to drink, while suing him.

I told Zheng Sandao that according to the rules of thank you, after drinking, I prepared three pounds of pork ribs and three pounds of roe for me... That banquet, Wei Guo and I almost couldn't walk. We walked for more than ten miles a night. Oh, I was better, so I ran to the cottage seven or eight times. The brat in Wei Guo was so miserable. He lay in the bed for five or six days before he recovered. He had only half a year, and he wanted to vomit when he saw the pork..."

Everyone laughed for a while, and Liu Yuehong smiled and said, "Xiao Chang, it is just like you Qingyang people who are saying that you are greedy for cheap things and lose money, and you don't get cheap things at home."

Yang Yang asked curiously: "Xiao Banxian, you haven't said what the third piece of paper is written yet."

Chang Ning smiled badly and said, "Hehe, I don't see rabbits or eagles, and I don't see ghosts or strings. Of course, after I had enough wine and food, I carried the spoils and took them out of my arms and handed them to him when Mr. Wang sent me to the entrance of the village to say goodbye. Because I asked Wei Guo to take a thin palm rope and hang it on the exposed beam of his house. So, the third piece of paper said, "Hang the beam head and the life will be paid."

Amid the laughter, Ning Ruifeng "summary", "This is a bad thing after all. If you have the opportunity to meet Wang Laolao and Zheng Sandao, you should apologize."

Chang Ning said embarrassedly: "Old man, now both of them are self-employed, one sells pork and the other sells fruits. They live a very prosperous life. I can't just slap their faith at will."

At this time, Matthew walked into the living room and said to Ning Ruifeng and Yang Beiguo: "Two leaders, Commander Shan and others have arrived."

"Please come in." Yang Beiguo nodded and responded, and ordered to Liu Yuehong, "Xiao Liu, you and Yang Yang accompany Aunt Qiao to cook a pot of eight treasures and five flavor porridge."

When only Ning Ruifeng and Yang Beiguo and Chang Ning were left in the living room, Yang Beiguo smiled at Chang Ning:
Chapter completed!