Speaking of swearing, it is also a high-level craft in the officialdom. Compared with the ruffians on the streets and alleys, one is Yangchun Baixue and the other is Xialiba people, which cannot be compared with the same words.

To curse yourself with level and power, you have to spend some effort to hit a thousand layers of lang with one stone.

Chang Ning "invited" his "staff team". As the saying goes, everyone is so hot.

Organization Minister Hu Zimao, Municipal Party Committee Director Liang Cheng, Mayor Fu Chen Maoyun, and Chang Ning's two "big secrets", Jin Shan and Li Zhouteng

Du Qiulan gave everyone a cup of tea, and after a few words of hello, she left with a smile

Chang Ning sucked fireworks and said with a smile: "New Year's Day is coming soon, and the transfer of Ningzhou Steel Plant will also officially enter the process. Our Ding Fuji has been very active recently."

Liang Cheng nodded and said, "Speak everywhere, fanning the flames, and the few speeches are full of gunpowder."

"Liangzi, give an example," Chang Ning said with a smile.

"You hear his speech at the training class for department-level cadres in the Party School recently...'Our official system has its own special features, and what is particularly important is that there is another field above this official system, namely the so-called officialdom. The official system is the foundation, and the officialdom is its superstructure. What is the officialdom? If the official system is part of a country's political system, then the officialdom is part of social relations, and a network of relationships formed by officials in order to avoid being infringed on their own interests or maximize their own interests. Compared with the official system, the officialdom is dead, but the officialdom is alive, vivid, and can be touched and perceived... Some people use this characteristic to pull the tiger's skin and pull the banner, and build a network of relationships...'"

Chang Ning was stunned for a moment, "Damn it, he is silly, aiming at me."

Liang Cheng nodded

"Xiao Chang, public opinion orientation is very important." Hu Zimao looked at Chang Ning and said

"So, I want to fight back in this regard and not let him gain the upper hand."

Hu Zimao's eyes lit up, and he stroked his beard and smiled, "He cursed people, we might as well do it according to the law and treat the person's body."

"Haha, Lao Hu, Liang Zi, Jin Shan, you three know Ding Guoming in Qingyang. Tell me, what are his shortcomings?"

"Heart is higher than the sky, and his ambition is too great" said Hu Zimao.

"Good face, very vanity," said Liang Cheng.

"I think he... is very good at seeing others, but he can only talk about war on paper," said Jin Shan.

Chang Ning nodded and stretched out a finger, "In my observation, although Ding Guoming claims to be an intellectual and looks very cunning, he actually has a fatal weakness, that is, he is not good at fighting each other. As long as we bombard him, he will be in chaos and be crazy."

"Leader, what do you mean...we also organized a batch of articles to scold him?" Jin Shan asked

Chen Maoyun smiled and said, "The leader means that I am acting on the negotiating table. The task of you four great scholars is to mess up people's hearts, disrupt his sight, and make him lose basic judgment."

"Haha, Maoyun is right. Anyway, you four great scholars will take out a masterpiece within a week and hand it over to the Minister of Propaganda Ren Liqing."

Jin Shan asked: "Will Minister Ren help us publish it?"

"Don't worry, you all remember that Minister Ren is the one who is Wang Qunjiji, and you can now use it as your own person."

A few days later, at the organ cadre meeting, after Ding Ying and Fu Ding Guoming's speeches, Liang Cheng, director of the Municipal Party Committee Office who presided over the meeting, said: "Next, please give a speech by Mayor Chang."

Applause rang out, Chang Ning rarely spoke, and he would startle everyone as soon as he spoke

Chang Ning held his face and glanced at the entire venue, and said seriously: "Comrades, what I want to talk about today is the work style of our cadres."

The venue was silent, and the acting mayor did not talk about economics and style, which was a bit rare

"I have worked in Hong Kong for a while. Whenever I see a big belly from the mainland on the street, I always think of breeding pigs first. I don't know why, is it a similar body or a similar spirit, or both? I think it may be a common shape, but also a similar spirit, otherwise why does the image of a pig always linger in my mind? You can see if the mouths of some people are pigs, thick lips, fat cheeks, and heavy chins. Why is it not because of the pig's mouth? Mr. Liang Shiqiu once said that pigs are really an emperor's appearance, and there is a little reason. Oh, isn't some of our bureaucratic adults like this? Although our bureaucratic adults are like this?

Not the emperor of the country, but the emperor of the region, the emperor of the system, the emperor of the unit... Life and death are robbed, and do whatever you want. Some of our cadres are like giants, good at changing with the wind, flattering, and versatile. They are smooth and capable, and superiors cannot afford to offend them. The colleagues around them dare not offend, but dare to offend ordinary people who do not pose a threat to them. Some officials, with their big butts, are strict with others, speak in a very righteous manner, and are like a gentleman. However, once it involves their personal interests and the interests of their relatives and friends, they will blindly indulge and protect..."

Many people's faces changed suddenly as they listened. Mayor Chang was cursing people

"It seems that some bureaucrats still have to thank this pig image... Let's look at the bodies of some bureaucrats. Most of them are short, round, and convex chest, plus the short four front and rear limbs. They really make him out of reach. They crawl in front and slouch behind them, which also makes foreign pigs feel ashamed. It's just a pity that they can only look at them, but not eat them, and do not know how their meat tastes. It is said that our pork production is the world's top ranking, and our bureaucrats have also made great contributions."

Ding Guoming's face was very ugly, with a big belly and thick lips. He scolded the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection, Bai Tiexin, fat cheeks, and heavy chin. Isn't this the image of Ding Guoming? Also, most of them are short, round, convex chest, and short four front and rear limbs, which are obviously scolding Mayor Fu Lin Kaibao...

"One of the characteristics of pigs is laziness, called 'eating and sleeping hard and growing flesh'. Otherwise, where did we get fat and round body and fat intestines? Most of the comrades have read the classic "Journey to the West", which says that 'Zhu Bajie recruits brides in Gaojiazhuang'. Before recruiting brides, our Mr. Zhu Bajie was also deliberately hardworking and gentle, but when his wife couldn't get it, his nature was exposed. It was both lazy and rude, and delicious. The Gao family did not want their daughter to be ravaged again, but Mr. Bajie used his skills and stayed in the Gao family... Isn't this the case for our bureaucrats? Before taking office, he was timid, but once he was selected, he immediately transformed himself into a pig-head commander who did not seek help but seek nothing, and became a plague pig that occupied the pit and did not shit."

In the auditorium, everyone except Chang Ning's voice held their breath and listened to Chang Ning's laughter and scolding.

"Some people say that you are wronged by our bureaucrats. They do not want to bring out a few smart shits to thank the whole world, but they really can't pull them out. Don't you see? At the press conference and policy presentation, most of our bureaucrats are blushing and thick-necked, and they can't burst out one or two smart shits. The feeling of holding the shit in their necks is difficult for our adults. However, what is incomprehensible is that some of our bureaucrats, who usually don't even talk in a coherent manner, always like to communicate everywhere, and travel around at home and abroad. I don't know how they speak loudly. Do they also blush and thick-necked when communicating? Wouldn't it be laughed at by outsiders?"

Hearing this, many people laughed secretly. Not long ago, the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection reported that Bai Tiexin took people to Hong Kong. Chang Ning pointed his head at himself.

"Of course, pigs have also made contributions. If it is considered a contribution, for example, if the image project is carried out, the house is demolished and then built, the road is smashed and repaired, and all the land has to be made out. For example, I took the money from the country and traveled all over the world. Today I went to Suzhou and Hangzhou, tomorrow I went to Hainan, the day after tomorrow I went to the United States, the day after tomorrow I went to Matai... It was these pigs. When they went abroad, others would not think that our country was a pig country. In fact, it was not surprising that there were so many such stupid pigs in the middle of the world. No wonder my country's pork production ranks first in the world, but its political economy lags behind the world."

Finally, someone saw Ding Ying smiling, and he couldn't help but smile.

"Comrades, do you know how the people laugh at us? Listen to it... There are no grand meetings, no victory in the closing, no speeches are not important, no resolutions are not passed, no applauses are not enthusiastic, no leaders are not paying attention to, no progress is not smooth, no problems are not solved, no achievements are not huge, no completion is not advanced... If these clichés are the truth, wouldn't our four modernizations have been realized long ago?... Do you know how the people describe us?... Busy public servants are in the private room, important work

In the banquet, the appointment and removal of cadres is in the transaction, the contracting of projects is in the secret box, the work that should be taken is in the slogan, the urgent matters that must be done are in the meeting, the proper plan is in the drawer, the unhealthy trend that should be stopped is in the notice, the cadres who are poverty alleviation are in the car, the precious talents are in the eulogy, the outstanding cadres are in the frame, the brilliant numbers are in the summary... The people have summarized in insightful summary, you can listen again... It is to hold a meeting, management is to charge, attention is to pay, attention is to slogans, implementation is to talk, acceptance is to get drunk, inspection is to banquet, research is to quarrel, political achievements are to blow, report is to mix water, and nonsense is to keep in line..."

Chang Ning paused, his face turned like frost and his eyes were like lightning. He reached out and knocked heavily on the podium.

"Comrades, I will say the last sentence. It's the end of the year again, and it's time to summarize it all over the sky. But if anyone uses big words, clichés, empty words, and lies to fool me, be careful that I will make him have a bad New Year..."
Chapter completed!