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30. Want to cheat? You have to charge some money first, or you will be poisoned

"Intruder, I ask you, what is your most desire...?"

"ah?"

Unexpectedly, the phantom of the female who claimed to be a god in front of her was so real. Green was stunned for a moment, then frowned tightly. Since the other party had asked, he had to answer it carefully.

What do you want most...

To be honest, if you ask Green what you want, he can immediately balabala talk about it, but if you add a [most want] as the premise, it will be difficult to answer.

Money? To be honest, although money is a good thing and can be exchanged for many things you want, Green doesn't value this thing very much. Let's not talk about the concept of money for children. If Green really wants pocket money, then he will catch a giant stag beetle and sell it to a noble child like he did last time.

Power? Adam once taught Green: [You are born not suitable for being an official, this is the nature that has been inherited in the blood since your ancestors]

Beauty? After all, this is the protagonist. Even if you are just a nine-year-old brat who doesn’t know anything, you have to be more focused, right? It’s fickle, or something, that label is too embarrassing.

Toys that match the age of a child? Linda taught Green this way: [Toys? Are there any invisible things you can see when you walk on the street? Use the tools in your hands rationally, as long as you are not discovered, you can play whatever you want. Pranks to exercise your brain and mobility, and if you are chased, you will exercise your physical strength and hidden consciousness. If you are beaten, you will also exercise your sense of resistance. Isn’t it great to beat multiple shots?]

Although my mother's hard-working education was maliciously distorted by Green's intention to be a "disqualified old woman who doesn't want to buy toys for her son" is it.

By the way, this education is fundamentally problematic!!

"Damn it, I can't think of what I want!"

Sitting on the ground with his arms in his arms, Green's expression of distress on his face. Could it be that he would just want a Sharingan to annihilate the Eyes and Repeat the Eyes and Demon Eyes, which are all kinds of eyes that can kill Mars like a cool story? Or the physical condition that can pry open the fifth level of the Kids Lock?

"Intruder, I ask you, what is your most desire...?"

The phantom asked again, his tone was still so plain and elegant, and it seemed that his emotions had not changed, it was simply...

Just like a repeater!!?

"Egg urging!"

Goddess Phantom: "…"

"Ah! I thought of it!" After a while, Green slapped her thighs suddenly, then crossed her hands and held her chin, and said in a calm posture of Commander Ikari, "Give me two red books issued by the marriage registration agency of the Yade Kingdom citizen, preferably the kind that has been signed and stamped. Green and Dalisia, please do not make the name wrong, thank you."

Goddess Phantom: "…"

"Is it really difficult to do it? I am really the girl I like. The difficulty of combining the two of us is the same as the Salt Emperor and Xun Gan'er in the sky. Even if we don't have a very different identity background, there are many obstacles in it, and you can't take a shortcut just by asking the gods!"

The silent silence of the phantom made Green fall into an awkward state of excitement. He instantly imagined the emotional drama that was comparable to a stick drama that ruined his views. For example, two young people who vowed to live a happy and happy life together. Suddenly one day, the girl fell ill and ran away from home in despair. In order to find the girl, the boy ran around the world. He met several companions on the road and sweared to defeat the devil king to save the world. When the final battle was final, he was happy to find that the devil king was actually his wife who ran away from home! Under the intense and inspiring mouth, the girl finally returned to the boy's arms. The world was finally peaceful, and all the endings were beautiful...

Then on the way home, the boy got into a car accident and lost his memory.

In order to cure the boy's amnesia, the former devil girl took the boy to search for famous doctors all over the world. Then, while looking for the doctor, the amnesia-losed boy accidentally had a dispute with other girls. At the same time, he was liked by several outstanding girls, and a tragic palace fighting scene...

OK, I'm enough.

"Hey, wait!" As if suddenly thinking of something, Green suddenly reacted and shouted at the phantom: "Hey, hey, you are a god! The god who is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipotent! He can't even handle a red book. Did you grow up from Chi Xiang? Return my devotion to the gods quickly!!"

"..." The goddess phantom did not respond to Green's mistreatment. After a moment of silence, she spoke: "Intruder, I ask you, what is the thing you want most...?"

"Damn you, you're a repeater!! Will you say anything else besides this sentence!?"

"…, I am the god in the Titan clan who controls treasures and vision, Thea."

"You sister! Don't think that if I add a few dots, I don't know that this is the self-introduction you mentioned in the previous chapter!!" Green's head hurts so much that he wants to hit the wall. The bastard in front of him almost ruined his stature in just a few words. What's even more annoying is that after she introduced her, she said, "What are you looking for?"

WTF!

Fortunately, just when Green thought the goddess of the repeater was about to loop infinitely, she finally changed her lines.

"Tea brand concentrated Liuwei Dihuang Pills are used to treat kidney deficiency and are not sugar-free. They have good quality for three thousand years. Take one pill and go to the fifth floor without any effort. The price is cheap and affordable!"

Green: "…This advertisement is so beautiful that I can't speak out."

Fortunately, after the cheating advertisement, the goddess phantom named Thea finally forced the style back.

"After several inquiries, I still didn't give an answer. It seems that you have passed the initial test."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

"Before starting, I must declare something." The phantom paused for a moment, then his indifferent tone gradually became sad: "The me you see in front of you is just a residual phantom of information. The real me is probably already in eternal sleep, so you don't have to ask me any questions, that's meaningless, because I won't answer you, nor can I answer you."

"Damn..." The phantom left behind many years ago made Green uneasy in an instant. Damn, why don't you even give me the Dragon Slaying Sword!

"Before you, there were a few intruders who came here, I don't know, but there is one thing I can guarantee that you are definitely the first one to pass the initial test."

"...It's just a question, and it can be used as a test?" Green couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. If that could be used as a test for the goddess, then those priests who had just finished the cumbersome procedures and layers of exams would probably vomit blood when they heard it.

"I think you must have a lot of doubts now, right? In fact, the first sentence I asked has a lot of meaning."

"That sentence is very suggestive. After hearing my identity and hearing a question, no matter how cunning you are, as long as you come to my treasure house with a purpose, you will say what you think without hesitation."

"Do you remember the warning I set up at the door? [People with desire will stay here forever, and only those with pure and kind hearts can step into this place]. I like to go with the flow and hate the purpose of having personal desires."

"So, I set a forbidden word in the treasure house. As long as you mention the keywords involved in my question, [artifact], [eternal life], [wealth], [power], [beauty], then the alarm system will be triggered, and you will be killed by the defense system I set up."

"On the contrary, if you remain silent after my question, or the wish you speak is judged as innocent by the alarm system, then you have passed the initial test."

Speaking of this, the phantom suddenly sneered: "Hmph, after I asked almost urged twice or three times, as long as I am a normal person, I will not remain silent, right? Unless I am a mute."

However, Goddess Thea didn't know that there was a kind of creature in this world. Even if they were wearing flip-flops, dyeing Shamatt with smoke and making makeup, they were still pure in the eyes of others.

That is a minor.

"Okay, let's not talk much. Since you have passed the first test, then start the second round."

As soon as the phantom finished speaking, the scenery in Green's sight suddenly blurred. The platform that was originally standing in the void in the sky was now instantly switched to another place.

In front of a terrifying monster...

And this monster is not difficult to recognize as an alchemy puppet, a war machine based on a giant dragon.

But such a strange puppet is rare in the world: like the greedy and violent terrorist on the ground, it has a tail as thick as its torso, and its armor-like hard shells are attached to it. I am afraid that after a sweep, it will be the moment when an army of ten thousand people is destroyed;

The slightly thin and weak limbs are evenly distributed along the edge of the trunk, which seems to be a flaw. It can be seen from the meridians on the limbs that the limbs, like the dragon-like one mentioned in the Eastern Continent, that the limbs can not only steadily support the huge body, but also are keen weapons to protect the main body when the puppet incarnates in a fixed mode!

The huge body and neck are not the dragon head that symbolizes majesty, but probably not only.

Like a scene of a chaotic group of snakes in a snake's nest, hundreds of necks are tightly entangled, and a chaotic and violent suffocation comes from it; there are not only dragon heads, snakes, birds, lions, tigers, eagles, eagles... various symbols of power and fierce heads of giant beasts are attached to the neck composed of giant python's body in an incredible way by the alchemy of life.

The eyes of the head have been dug out, replaced by a gem with incredible power shining with glory, adding another point to the power of this puppet.

This crazy and weird majestic and mighty are not like the war tool of the Titan gods, but more like the carnival work of the evil gods of Cthulhu outside the domain!

"I'll rub it!!!"

The monster that was so close to him, hundreds of pairs of eyes shining with gems glory stared at him, which made Green finally roar with a distorted expression: "What the hell is this?!"

The monster's entire body is made of gold, fully demonstrating the rich side of its creator.

"How is it? It looks amazing, right? It is called Ladong, it is the most proud work in my life. At the same time, it is also the absolute guardian of my treasure house. If an intruder comes in before you, I think it has basically been eaten by it and then turned into pure energy through the decomposition runes in the body, right?"

As he said this, a smile of unknown smile appeared on the corner of the goddess' phantom's mouth: "Although I have been sleeping forever now, I can probably predict your expression in countless years. However, as a reward for passing the initial test, I will give you a little reminder."

"Keep a calm mind, this will make you feel a little more relaxed, because Ladong will always be following you and haven't been fed for so many years. He... should be very hungry, right?"

This damn bitch!!

PS: First of all, thanks to the reward of [this nickname cannot be visible] [Bored ←_←] [Kneeling to worship the great god] [The light turned into a passerby]. This is today's knee_(:з」∠)_...

Actually, I think since I want to get a cheat, it cannot be as simple as "give it to you" and "Oh, thank you". Everyone knows the pretentiousness of the gods. It is necessary to make small things high and be considered as if they are done, so...

Don't mind I'll take two more chapters?

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