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21. The G-spots of pseudo-girls are often the same

(For BGM, please click Kugou Music to search for the third level of FC Circus)

The world above the clouds is constructed into a huge floor plan, on which the trees, flowers and plants are enormous, while the four brave teenagers start their adventures in this plane world with the size of ants.

The four people lined up in a row, and the [pixelized] brave Green, like a game character walking, holding Toya Lake in a single movement, walking in front of the four people.

Jack, the Straw Hat Mage of [pixelized], maintained the same movement and walking rhythm as Green, following behind him. The [pixelized] Bell is still the same. At the end, he will automatically follow the team with a coffin with a cross pattern.

【…, why is it a coffin!? What did you do to Tom!?

A black-backed box suddenly popped up on the floor plan, and a line of words appeared in the "beep" sound inside the box, which appeared at the same time...

There is also Jack's cartoon portrait with a shocked and angry expression: [What's going on with this strange style!? It was quite normal just now, but why did he get an RPG in a blink of an eye!]

By the way, Jack in the portrait is spitting fire with his eyes and mouth.

[This must be Doragorn - the new evil curse of the three routes of Beng Sanlu. Brothers, we cannot be defeated by this small setback. Feiana - half of the land of Princess Dragon and King Yade are waiting for us to collect!!]

Amid the scrolling of the text of "Doudu", Green's cartoon portrait with a heroic face, thick eyebrows, big eyes and passionate expression also appeared. He was full of energy to do his job as a brave man, and encouraged his partners to work with him to challenge the devil's army with just a few people.

[Not the twelve princesses, named Feiana, and no one has a dragon under their crotch!! His Majesty the King, who put them under house arrest in the spire, would be even more impossible to send you half of the land!! So please turn the style back for me!!] Jack in the portrait hit the huge grass hard, and blood flowed out. [And who can play RPGs like this who don’t even have monsters but just run around!!]

Maybe fate also wants to have a silence with Jack. He just finished complaining, and the BGM who came from somewhere suddenly changed, becoming so exciting as [Red Shadow Warrior Game Background Music Clip]!

【The monster appears!!】

【Stones block your eyes!!】

Seeing the "monster" Jack appeared in front of him, he almost couldn't help but be suffocated to death by a mouthful of trough. Can stones be fed as monsters!!?

What he wanted to spit out even more was the reaction of his friends after seeing the "monster".

[The brave Green immediately jumped and caused damage to the stone - 1]

【Stone:…】(A drop of sweat slides down the back of the head in a cartoonish way)

[Pastor Bell circled around the stone without attacking, his flickering eyes seemed to be thinking about the nutritional proportions of a stone]

【Stone:…】(The back of the head is cartoonishly falling down a row of black lines)

【The feeling of the wizard Jack's curse and complaining but not being able to recite it, skip this round】

[Sweater Tom is in the death judgment, skip this round]

【It's the stone's turn to attack】

【Stone is silent, stone is silently looking at you】

【Brave Green uses props and fireworks】

[The Brave Green uses the mystery - the breath of the Fire Dragon King! The hot flames after the gunpowder ignited burned the stone's face!!]

【However, the enemy's armor still has not been broken, causing damage -1】

[Pastor Bell took out a knife and tentatively used a normal attack, causing damage -1]

[Physical attacks cannot achieve success, the brave Green tries to poison!]

[The brave Green took out the prop and smelly eggs! He used the legendary ultimate skill - hitting the stone with eggs!!]

【Stone can no longer remain silent!!】

【Stone uses the great summoning technique!!】

【Stone summoned the big hairy legs falling from the sky!!】

Um?

etc!

Big hairy legs!!?

Dong———!!

The deafening sound instantly turned the style back to its original appearance. The huge feet stepped down and a strong wind caused. This gust of wind might not be much for the huge flowers and plants around it, but it was absolutely irresistible for the four children.

"Uh..." Sitting on the ground, Jack looked up at the huge foot in a daze, his eyes moving up along with the seemingly unevolved legs. Until he saw the whole picture of the big legs, Jack widened his eyes and said with a terrifying look: "what-the-Fuck!?"

I saw a human being at least fifty meters tall? Standing there, his body was not wearing clothes, his mouth was covered in yellow teeth, and he was drooling. His muddy eyes looked stupid, but his face was extremely ugly, and his thick fingers were snatching his nostrils as if nothing had happened.

He did not stop, but walked towards a giant tree step by step, lifted up the precious male object that was celebrating the pedestrians and released the water.

The scale and sound even reminded Jack of the waves he saw when he was lying on the beach basking in the sun...

"Look, thief, I'm right. The facts are right in front of you. It seems that we have really been hit by the curse of becoming smaller. The hateful Doragorn-Bengsanlu..." Clevering his fists, Green's teeth clattered, and he said hatefully: "Have you sent a hawk to chase us now? You will definitely not let you succeed!"

"No, that's why I told you not to play the role of Dragon Quest. And I think that big guy is just urinating wildly. Why don't you do this often?" The shocking thing happened in front of you, making Jack, a child with normal values, unable to complain at all. A bitter smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his whole face turned pale like sketches: "I beg you, look carefully around you, we seem to have run to a very amazing place. You are the leader, and you are still counting on you."

"That's right, since you say so..."

The passionate expression of thick eyebrows and big eyes quickly converged, Green sank his eyelids slightly, thinking solemnly.

There is a saying that naughty children will die. On a whim, they will come up with a way to ascension and discover a new world. However, they did not expect that there were such a terrifying and huge human beings on this new world. They could trample themselves into a piece of cake with just one kick. It seems that this place is really dangerous.

What to do? Sure enough...

Anger, fear, despair, unwillingness, Green stared at the huge human, tears in his eyes, a hideous face, and a singular tone revealed unreserved hatred: "I want to expel them from this world forever!! One that does not remain will be expelled from this world!!!"

"Oh ~ Fark!!"

With a slap on his forehead, Jack finally couldn't help but complain: "Where did you get the confidence that makes you make this promise? Do you dare to be more reliable?? Do you think you have a divine light stick!! Do you want to become light?! Let's go to the edge of the clouds together, I will help you become light, Dagu, we will put all our hopes in your hands!!"

"Oh ~ Damn! Boss, there is no way this guy prey in my memory." After touching his nose with some trouble, Bell's tone was a little confused: "It seems that my practice is still far from it. Judging from the strength he has shown at present, it only takes a urination to drown us. It seems that it is necessary to include him in the database of the most dangerous creatures."

Yes, that's it. As expected, when encountering this situation, Bell is the most reliable one.

Jack couldn't help but nodded, and a feeling of emotion arose in his heart. It seemed that someone was still the same as himself in his thoughts.

"So we should wait for an opportunity to directly attack his fatal weaknesses, ears, hind head, ribs, neck, kidneys, crotch, these are all fatal organs of the human body. Although we don't know if it is different from humans, I think it can be used as a reference."

First, he explained the dangers of prey, and then demonstrated how to clean it up by himself. This is also a little habit of Bell.

"Puff!" Grabbing Bell's shoulder, shaking violently, Jack immediately stepped on the touch in his heart to death. He stared at Bell's face that was skewed, and shouted: "At this time, we should consider retreating, right? I've obviously been playing together since childhood, why do your opinions be extremes with me?! I've agreed to be in tune with you, you're a pseudo-woman!"

....

The atmosphere suddenly solidified.

Bell lowered his head slightly, and Green showed a (?_?)/~~~~ expression to the side. Jack realized that he seemed to have said something amazing.

I do remember that once I had a fight with those cowards in Xicun, but they didn't expect that they called a sixteen or seventeen-year-old helper to help the punch. He would definitely not be able to beat him. At this moment, Green suddenly said that the adolescent guys were all urinating with the fat man in love. He couldn't walk when he saw the beautiful girl. The only beautiful girl in East Village who could show off was Little Red Riding Hood, and Green would never hand over his decisive wife to lure the enemy, so he set his sight on Bell.

The matter was very successful. After Bell put on his skirt, the two 16 or 17-year-old boys were decisively bent. They quickly surrendered, and even turned around to help Green and the other four teach the children in West Village a lesson. The incident was completely over.

But Bell's nightmare began.

Think about it, every day when you go out, you will see two guys with a tiger back and a bear-waisted waist appearing in front of you holding beautiful wild flowers. What will you think? More importantly, they are all staring at you with affectionate eyes!!

Bell was even scared by them and ran to the dark forest for several months to practice! After he came out, he scared away the two gay men with the horrible way of eating raw meat and drinking blood.

Since then, if you say that he is a woman or a sissy in front of Bell, your fun will be great.

Gently lifting Jack's hands pressed on his shoulders, Bell raised his head and showed a gentle and cute smile on his face:

"Are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of earthworm noodles for you to eat."

Jack's heart was broken.

PS: Wow, I was full of ideas for the next volume, and I discussed and wrote with my friends while talking. As a result, I didn’t know what was written in this chapter. In short, it would be great if the task was achieved.

By the way, I have been having a long time with the giant. I feel so troublesome. I think about it for a few chapters.

Just steal things in the next chapter and run away. What do you think?

In addition, even if this chapter is a bit miserable, I still ask for a recommendation vote~.
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