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16. Thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi Fengshui in turn

There is a divine object, which is called [If Telephone Booth]. As long as you tell the phone about the fantasy world in your mind, you can create a parallel space according to your requirements; after making a call, your wish will be realized in zero to twelve hours.

Then, you will be dragged into that parallel world, and you will return to your original world only when you cancel your wishes.

In short, it is a very powerful thing. Any wish can be realized. Even if it is traveling through the second dimension, it is not a dream. It is much better than the Dragon Ball, which can only realize one wish in a year.

"That thing is a genius!!"

After listening to Green's explanation, Gegewu roared decisively. You should know that this involves high-end fields that can be scared by parallel space theory, space construction theory, material creation laws, constant energy writing programs, causal tampering, etc. Not to mention the witch clan running at the forefront of technology in the world, even a real god cannot do it!

"Isn't it? I thought the legendary witch was really omnipotent." Green sighed disappointed with a sense of loss when he scratched the back of his head habitually, with a pure longing for a violent blow to the cruel reality.

"Stop kidding, it's because your ambition is too great!!"

At this moment, Gege made a decision. No matter what price she paid, she would force the king to aim the bards from the entire Yade Kingdom at the cactus tree Aruba until it could not rise again forever. Mom, these guys are simply the source of all evil! Look at how many pure and tender children are now polluted by their dream stories?

Maybe when they grow up, these stories are like cancers hidden in their hearts, corrupting their thoughts and eventually causing the order of the entire country to completely collapse!!

A scene flashed through my mind instantly, which was like "the people of the whole country shouting that my life is not my will, and then they jointly overthrew the state organ system".

The Garghu found that he seemed to have noticed something very amazing. It would be terrible if the bard was sent by the enemy country to spread the cultural virus.

Well, this is actually the fact that Gegewu is unwilling to accept the fact that she was defeated by a naughty child in a ridiculous way. You should know that as a soup control, she devoted all her life to the great soup making career, and even abandoned other necessary basic knowledge.

For example, you have to recite spells for half a day when casting. Those spells are learned by yourself to avoid shortage of cooking materials, such as turning frogs into poisonous toads, turning eagles into snakes, and turning grass and mud horse into bats.

Of course, these spells are still effective for humans. In fact, the Gege often uses this to punish those humans who offend them, turn them into mice, serve tea and water to clean themselves, and then pour over foot washing water and other things, and use them like a servant.

The time of punishment depends on their mood. Even if they are put back, they will avoid talking about the experience of this period as a stain of their lives, because they are warriors who are going to fight against the evil witches. They are attacking the evil witches and they will never take these things that are damaging to the dignity and talk about them everywhere, right?

No matter what, the Gege Witch hated the minstrel. If it weren't for their thoughts, how could the children nowadays be so cruel? They didn't bully the elderly, but wanted to kill them!? Is it definitely wrong?!

"What are you doing?"

At this moment, a calm male voice that was redeemed for the witch came over. Looking in the sound, Green's father, Adam, was stroking, holding the cleaned and cooked pig intestine in his hand, with a calm and calm expression, as if nothing could be expected to cause the man's tenacious heart to fluctuate.

After seeing the witch bound by the shameful tie-up method of [Binding Eighteen Styles], Adam stopped, frowned deeply, and looked at Green with a questioning gaze.

"Adam? Adam!! Come and save me!!"

Before Green could reply, Gegewu cried out in a broken voice: "Save me, I will give you a promotion and salary increase! Become a great nobleman! Become an embassy! Marry a white and rich beauty! Go to the peak of life!"

In fact, in the entire Yade Kingdom, only Green's father had the most contact with the Gegew. After coming to the king's castle, what Gegew did every day was nothing more than staying in a new house to study the new posture of cooking soup, asking the king for new ingredients, and running to the hall to see the current affairs and politics of human beings.

No one wants to talk to this ugly and smelly old woman with a mean and ugly smile. Even if the king has received help from Gegewu, he actually wants to let this old woman get out of here. Gegewu is like a piece of shit that can run and jump to him. Not only does it keep you from being stinky around you all the time, but you also sing a song with incomplete tone to destroy your ears. The most important thing is that you don’t dare to step on it because there is a trigger mine hidden inside!!

It is conceivable what the king's attitude towards the witch is. Even if he forced his face to smile every day, how could he hide it from the old fried dough stick who had lived for more than 700 years? Your malicious eyes have betrayed you.

However, Green's father was different. This indifferent gardener had been silently doing what he should do. In fact, only he dared to be a gardener in the garden of the witch.

Asked him for the reason, he said coldly: "The salary is high and the treatment is good. No one comes to pick flowers and destroy the garden."

In the words of Geba, Adam was the only mortal who could communicate with her normally. He could tolerate Geba's moody character. He respected his superiors enough. He would not disgust his boss's sloppy life and ugly image. He would not flatter her with strange purposes. He would do his best to achieve his boss' unreasonable demands without touching his bottom line.

The reason is that the salary is high and the salary is good. Even if you go to the palace kitchen to take the leftovers back, no one dares to say anything. In other words, even if it is illegal, as long as you are not too crazy, no one will care about you.

“…”

Seeing his boss's snot and tears, Adam's expression still did not change much, but when he looked at Green, the atmosphere around him suddenly frozen, and the strong sense of oppression pressed against his son's tender shoulders without reservation.

"Dad, I think I should have an opportunity to explain..."

He couldn't help but take a step back, and two cold sweats fell from behind Green's head. It was not until now that he realized that he seemed to have done something amazing. You know, although his father was still taciturn at home, he was definitely the one who indulged Green's erratic tricks the most. Green did not care about fighting, and Green was naughty, because he believed that the way children grew up should be chosen by themselves.

However, when Green is about to commit an unforgivable crime, this silent and cruel man will use his fists to let him know that you are a moral bottom line, a man of blood and dignity, and must have some responsibility, not a beast that wants to destroy and oppress you wantonly according to desires (desire) and instincts.

To be simple, parents are popular and naughty children are about to be beaten up.

"I'll keep flat until you understand what you're making."

Adam, who pinched his fist, walked slowly towards him like a ferocious beast with blue flames gushing all over his body...

“OH~~NO!!!”

……………………

No one knew about the small episodes that happened in the palace except for a few parties.

That night, Jack, a straw hat boy, had a nightmare.

That night, the naughty child Green grinned all night.

That night, the doors of the minstrels in the royal city were splashed with red paint.

That night, the little boy under ten years old in the royal city who had just lie down and was about to go to bed was visited by an amiable old lady and told a horror story before bedtime called [Rabber Witch].

That night, the king added a new law to his code, and the college had to add a new lesson called [Ideology and Morality], and by the way, the assignments of this subject must be as much as all other subjects add up.

That night was the starting point for all the children in the Yade Kingdom’s nightmare…

PS: Sorry, I feel that the quality of this chapter is not very good. Well, maybe I am a little tired of work and I am not in the mood to complain or complain, right? So I speeded up the plot. In fact, in my original plan, Green and Jack would still play in the palace, secretly take a look at the donkey son of the king..., climbing up the spire that imprisoned the princess to brush the branch line, etc.

Well, the next chapter officially starts a serious fairy tale. I think you will have a lot of impression of that story. After all, I was a childhood and had a remake of movies.
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