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145. Strange fairy tales out of context, and Viola!?

Many years ago, there was a thief with great powers. He not only had great skills, but also had extraordinary talent and never failed.

On a heavy rainy morning, the thief was finishing his stealing at night and drank with his friends in a tavern. As he drank, his friend looked at the rain curtain outside the window and sighed: "Look at this rain! The gods let it go, whether it is a royal relative or a humble thief like us, they will change their activities because of it. Human beings cannot resist the power of a rainstorm like this."

The thief said drunkenly: "What's so great about this? Look, one day, I will even steal the things from the Sea God!"

"Oh, is that?" the friend smiled unquestionably, "If you can steal the most precious thing from the Sea God, I think the sky is about to collapse!"

"Don't you believe it?" The long-term success and the stimulation of inferior alcohol made the thief forget his mind. He jumped up angrily, but did not see the strange smile on his friend's lips.

"Look, I'll go and show you now! The God of the Sea God buried deep in the sea is [Atlantis], but the trident in the Temple of the Sea God is the weapon of the Sea God, and it should be the most precious one! Wait, I'll go back!" The thief arrogantly threw down a sentence and left.

Looking at the thief leaving behind, my friend slowly turned his head back, filled the wine glass in front of him, and poured it on the ground: "Yes, goodbye, never see you again, you are robbing my job, [Friend]..."

The thief did not hear this. At this time, with the help of alcohol, he quietly bypassed the guards of the temple and sneaked into the main hall of the temple. With his good skills, he soon came to the trident.

"Hmph, isn't this easy?" The careless thief stretched his hand towards the trident. Suddenly, a big hand stretched over the side and grabbed his arm.

"Sea, Your Highness, the God of Sea!" The thief who turned his head turned to see the majestic face, was so scared that he woke up from the wine. There was no doubt that this face was the God of Sea. The God of Sea looked at the thief and sneered: "When you were talking nonsense in the tavern just now, I could hear it in the distant deep sea. I thought it was an evil god or a demon who was beating me with a trident. I didn't expect it to be a thief!"

The thief didn't dare to breathe even if he was so angry that he just lowered his head and waited for the sea god's hair to fall.

The sea god snorted coldly: "I planned to throw you into the ocean and be bitten to death by a shark, but a humble mortal is not worthy of my punishment. You can live, so why not let's make a bet. There is a witch living in the Dark Forest. You go and steal her most important thing. Not only will I not kill you, but I will also give you a reward."

The thief dared not to listen. He had to nod and agreed.

"Then go! If you ran away halfway, I will personally kill you, the thief who blasphemed the dignity of God!" The sea god waved his hand, and a pool of sea water poured out from the thief's feet, leading him to the dark forest.

Although he feared the legendary witch, it was obviously worse to anger a god in comparison, so the thief gave up running away and honestly walked into the dark forest.

However, the thief did not know the witch's home, and he got lost while walking in the forest. It was already noon. Just as he was anxious, he suddenly saw a sleeping girl lying on the rock in front of him.

"That's great!" The thief was very surprised. Finally found someone who could ask for directions. Just as he planned to wait for the girl to wake up and ask for directions, he found that a poisonous snake was eager to try not far from the girl.

"No!" The thief exclaimed, pulled up the dagger with him and chopped off the poisonous snake's head. This also alarmed the sleeping girl. She glanced at the poisonous snake in surprise and looked at the thief: "You saved me?"

The thief scratched his head embarrassedly: "I can't wait to see you in trouble, just let me die and refuse to save you."

The girl stared at the thief and asked again, "What are you doing in the dark forest, you are a stranger?"

The thief had no choice but to tell the girl everything. The girl nodded slightly and smiled, "I know the witch's home. I know even her most precious thing!"

The thief was overjoyed and grabbed the girl's slender hand tightly. He asked urgently: "Really? Tell me quickly!"

"Let's go first!" The girl shook the thief's hand and said angrily: "Just treat it as a reward for saving me, I will tell you the news. From this road to the end, it is the witch's house. As for the most precious thing about a witch, it is of course life. The most precious thing about a person is naturally life!"

The thief thanked the girl and hurried to the witch's house. Looking at the thief's back as he was leaving, the girl suddenly showed a bright smile: "The life of a witch is not so easy to steal, a fool."

When he rushed to the witch's house, the thief did not dare to be careless and sneaked into the house from the chimney and secretly searched for the witch's place. However, even though he had gone around the whole house, he could not see where the witch was. The panting thief casually found a chair to sit down, intending to take a breath. Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, his whole body was exhausted and he fell asleep soon.

I don't know how long it took, the thief woke up from his sleep. He found that he was still sitting in a chair, but a rope tied him tightly. He raised his head with great effort, but saw that the girl he met in the forest not long ago was showing his cute dimples to him.

"Why are you here? This is a witch's house!" Faced with the thief's surprise, the girl just smiled slightly: "This is my house, of course I am here."

"What! This is your home! Then you are..." Seeing the thief's expression that was almost glaring at his eyes, the girl's smile became even brighter.

"Witch."

...

Punching his nostrils, Green looked at the portrait in front of him with a dead fish eye. To be precise, it was a brief fairy tale below the portrait.

Then he turned to Princess Nuoman standing beside him and asked, "It's gone? This story obviously has only the beginning, right? Could it be that who wrote a floppy novel?"

"Can you understand the words above?" On the other hand, the princess seemed very surprised. You should know that the fonts that write stories are quite old, and their years can even be traced back to thousands of years ago!

To be honest, if Green hadn't said this, Noman wouldn't have even known that these words were just a short fairy tale.

When he came to this palace, after eating food and replenishing his energy, Green wandered around while he was idle. The palace was filled with too many magical things. There was no one, but the instruments were automatically played, and the kitchen was automatically cooked. And you could see the broom automatically cleaning at any time.

Then I accidentally saw a huge portrait hanging on the wall. The painting is described in ancient words.

Curiously, Green called Princess Noman and told her the story.

"I don't know this... I can understand it anyway." Grimm was also puzzled when scratching his head. His mother had taught him knowledge, but she had never taught ancient Chinese. After all, this was the cause of Goddess Thea.

For unknown reasons, the goddess asked Green to inherit his divine character, the so-called [Unified Language]. It is the unique ability of demons and gods. After all, it is impossible to have language barriers when the gods chant and pray for believers, right?

Simply put, even Green himself did not realize that some things he did not notice had obvious changes.

"..." Princess Noman's beautiful purple eyes stared at Green's eyes. After confirming that he had not lie, she turned her gaze to the portrait and said in a complicated tone: "This person... is the first king of Yager, Robin Delamore Yad I."

"And in our royal family, there have been indeed revealed what happened before the founding of the first king. He... is really just a lowly thief. However, considering that saying this would damage the majesty of the royal family, it did not spread it."

Green: "hat..."

"So. How long will you take that poisonous snake? It looks disgusting."

"Kaiwen, you have to know that a real adventurer will not abandon anything that can replenish energy at will. Because he knows very well what humans need most if they want to live longer in the wilderness. Even if it is only a slight slight, as long as they can be brought with them, they will never give up easily."

In the atmosphere of the western restaurant, Bell and Jack had already arrived at the kitchen of the western restaurant. Along the way, they encountered many traps, such as potted plants that emit poisonous fragrance, such as broken dead bodies appearing in the corridor from time to time; piano silk hanging horizontally on the stairs; iron nails suddenly appearing on the ground, such as nail walls that suddenly press over both sides of the corridor.

Jack no longer knew what expression to put on for the bad taste of the foreign restaurant owner.

Should I smile?

Can't laugh, bastard.

I sincerely thank you again. Fortunately, Bell, a mei adventurer, followed by, otherwise Jack wouldn't know how many times he would die.

"etc."

Just as Jack was about to push open the kitchen door, Bell stopped him: "Listen, there seems to be a strange sound in the kitchen."

Jack was stunned and immediately put down his hand that was about to push the door open, leaned his head over, put his ear on the door, and listened to the movements of the kitchen with his breath. After two seconds, he said in surprise: "I heard the sound of cutting vegetables. Is there anyone inside using the kitchen?"

"No... that's not the sound of cutting vegetables." Bell frowned: "It's impossible to cut vegetables with such heavy force, but it's more like the sound of chopping meat. In addition, there's the sound of wild beasts biting meat. Believe me, my judgment is absolutely correct."

"Damn it? There is still some leisure to chop meat in such places, and the guys inside are also the best." Jack scratched his cheek: "Since there is someone inside, what should I do now?" It's impossible to steal things in front of strangers, right? No matter how stupid a thief is, he wouldn't make such a low-level mistake.

Jack decided to ask for advice from his friends, after all... in fact, Bell is much more capable than him.

Bell lowered his head and thought for a moment, asserting: "Get in."

“…Isn’t you afraid of being sent to jail?”

"No, even if you are sent to prison, it is much safer than this foreign restaurant, right? Although I personally have a lot of fun." After scratching my head, Bell expressed his thoughts: "In fact, as long as you are sure that there is someone inside, no matter who it is. If you are the owner of the foreign restaurant, we can directly ask the exit, then leave the foreign restaurant, or ask the other party to help us send us out. If you are just residents of the foreign restaurant, like a servant butler, you can still ask him/her for help. I believe no one will make things difficult for us two children under ten years old."

Speaking of this, Bell smiled evilly: "If you are someone in the same situation as us, that would be even better. It would be much more convenient for multiple people to do anything, right?"

"It makes sense!" Jack looked shocked. In his impression, this blonde sissy should be the kind of creature full of calories and protein. He didn't expect that he was so powerful in the way of reasoning and analysis.

However, although it was a thief, Jack still had the minimum politeness. He stretched out his chubby and tender fist and knocked on the door, and amplified his voice and said, "Is there anyone inside?"

The sound of chopping meat stopped abruptly, and Jack suddenly felt a little confused and nervous.

Bell, who was standing behind him, silently hid the short sword obtained from the Iron Blood Elder in his sleeve. After all, the sounds he heard were also the sound of wild beasts tearing their flesh and blood. It was impossible to rule out the possibility that dangerous creatures would rush out of the door for a while.

Squeak

After a while, the kitchen door was pushed open, and the sound from the old door shaft was a little harsh.

As the gap between the door became larger and larger, the light of the dim butter lamp shone out from the kitchen, and at this time...

Suddenly a bloody kitchen knife stretched out from the crack in the door!

"Damn!" Jack was so scared that he sat on the ground!

But he was immediately pulled up by Bell and pushed to the rear.

Take out a musket from your arms, Bell pointed directly at the door and said coldly: "Come out, or I'll shoot."

“…”

After a moment of silence, the man holding the kitchen knife pushed open the door.

After seeing the man, Jack, who was hiding behind Bell, was stunned and said in surprise: "You are..."

"Viola?" (To be continued.)

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