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11. Her Royal Highness The World's No. 1 Witch

There are rumors that the witch has become as ugly as the soul because she has been immersed in the dark magic she has learned from the demons for many years.

Green didn't know if the rumors were true, but at this moment he felt that the image of the witch in front of him...well, in a sense, it was really unique.

She was wearing a black coarse cloth dress full of greasy and dirty pieces, and her black cloak was also torn. In addition, you can also see a few leaves on the hood, even crawling with black poisonous spiders, which were dirty and smelly.

Her face was even more scary. A huge hooked nose was growing in the middle, and there was a protruding abscess at the tip of the nose and chin. The dense wrinkles were as distinct as scars. A pair of swollen eyes gave people a nervous emotion.

She smiled strangely in her vagina. She could only see a few browned teeth in her mouth, which made people feel very scary.

However, the innocent inquiry of the naughty child Green made the grotesque old woman's smile frozen.

"Are you the funny witch invited by the Monkey King?"

"Hey! Hey! Who are you talking funny about little pussy??"

Sure enough, the evil and cruel witch had a strong sense of self-esteem. She was so angry that she jumped up, picked up her broom and waved her randomly, and said angrily: "Believe it or not, I will dig out your heart and make medicine soup!!"

Jack, who was standing next to the witch, was furious. Green was so crazy that he was hit by the witch's broom. What should he do? In the next moment, he wouldn't he turn into a frog and then search for a princess to ask for a kiss? If...if... if this is the case...

It doesn't feel bad either?

"Mr. Witch."

Just as the old woman was about to use her evil black magic, Green's father Adam stood up and interrupted her. He saw his angular face still indifferently, and his tone was calm: "I have brought the pig intestine you want. Do you want to eat it raw or plan to boil it?"

"Of course I ate it raw!!"

Since he was an evil witch, of course he had to show his cruel and bloodthirsty look. The old woman directly snatched the cloth bag from Green's father's hand, and with a stroke of his sharp nails, he tore it apart, and his fresh intestines immediately slid out.

The old woman showed a sinister smile at Green with a blank expression. I have to say that such a kind smile full of [kindness] is really lethal to the child. Then she opened her old mouth with only a few teeth and was about to bite it down fiercely, the naughty child's innocent voice came again...

"So fresh? It was just taken out of the pig's belly? Witch, are you sure there is no shit on it?"

....

The atmosphere fell into silence.

"Ahem."

The old woman coughed her hands in her mouth awkwardly, then threw the bloody things in her hand back to the strong man, and quietly ordered: "You must pay attention to hygiene when you are old, and take them to clean them."

I don’t think about where my dirty image is clean.

"……yes."

Although the Green family adheres to the style of being arrogant, who told the witches that their fists were bigger? In addition, Green's father, who was a gardener in [Witch's Garden], was originally working for the witch, but the boss's instructions naturally had to obey the employees.

After leaving a warning look to Green, Mr. Adam left with the pig intestine.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the adult left, the witch's old face became like the chrysanthemum in September. She smiled strangely: "Dogs, do you want to go to my mother-in-law's garden to play? My mother-in-law, I like to play with children the most."

Speaking of this, she looked at Green, and her smile changed from ornamental chrysanthemum to playable chrysanthemum: "Especially a lively and cute little boy like you, playing with you can always make me feel hundreds of years younger."

This was a malicious invitation, and Jack instantly felt that he had seen through the truth, especially when the witch grabbed a handful of beautifully packaged candy from his arms and said with a smile, "There are more in the garden."

Isn’t this the same story as the story told by the bard, where a big man snatches a little loli with malicious intentions with lollipops!!

What made Jack feel even more cheating is that Green, the leader of the four naughty children in the East Village, was actually so superficially tempted (inducing) and fell to the witch's candy attack. What if the ingredients are filled with Sultan Red Preservative Gutter Oil Sweat Pills? What if you don't believe in the sly adults' nonsense!!

Although I have to admit, the sugar is really delicious...

But! This is not! It is important!

On the trail in the Curious Garden, Jack opened his eyes wide and stared at the front and jumped happily. He occasionally slapped Green, who was fertilized by a man-eating flower. From the beginning, for some reason, he couldn't speak, and even his body seemed to be his own. He was held hands by the super ugly old woman.

Not to mention the sadness that was inexplicably filled with women's hands, Jack knew that he seemed to be controlled. This feeling of being unable to control himself was really bad. Jack tried his best to remind Green, but... it was a big deal.

As if he noticed Jack's anxiety, the witch looked at him and laughed twice, reached out to her neck to make a chicken-killing gesture, and her ferocious expression made the straw hat boy frightened.

Hey, hey, in the end, the boss jumped out in just a few chapters!!

Please ask an abbot to take this witch away!!

Just as Jack was about to wet his pants, he saw that Green was dancing in front of him, looking like he was crazy, but in fact... that was the communication sign language that only the four naughty kids in the East Village knew.

Green shrugged first, then patted his butt, then grimaced his eyelids, and finally compared his heart to his chest with his hands, and a pure smile appeared on his head.

[Actually, this old lady is a cute little loli, she is acting cute to you.]

Puff—Fak! Don’t talk lies with your eyes open!?

Jack flew away the small table in his heart, but he was still at ease. At least it seemed that Green's IQ did not lose.

"What are you doing?" The witch frowned, and obviously saw something unnatural from Green's movements.

"Please forgive me, this is just a little bad habit of mine. When I am happy, I will do many incredible actions like I have ADHD."

"Is that true?" The witch turned her head in confusion, and then expressed her happiness with a weird smile. "Then you keep going", anyway, I won't be able to move for a while.

So Green compared Jack with a V-shaped scissors hand, then made two fists, then spread his hands and shook his head with a helpless expression, and finally raised his middle finger and smiled proudly.

[This witch seems to be difficult to fool, and we can't beat her, but the mountain man has his own tricks. Let's see how I tease her so much]

...It's good that you're happy, anyway, I have no choice.

"Witch, how did you help His Majesty the King regain your might?" Green's smile was filled with the innocence that an eight or nine-year-old child should have. However, when he was reciting the four words [His Majesty the King], he suddenly turned his head and retching, and then continued to ask the witch.

"Hmph, isn't this simple yet?"

When she mentioned her great achievements, the evil and cruel witch suddenly became proud. She first laughed strangely twice in habit, and then said, "Isn't it better to cook aphrodisiac soup for him, but the ingredients are a bit difficult to deal with. It requires the Irababa poisonous toad, Erdpika Cobra King, Xiyangyang Sydney Spider, Emma Shan Kaka Lizard, Cave-dongdong Bat and other ingredients, and cook for half a day to boil."

"...Aren't those ingredients the most poisonous in the world in the legend? Are you sure you cook aphrodisiac soup?" Even Green couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. The witch is really a profession that is good at playing with taboos. Look at this list, what isn't something that is avoided?

"Yes, in order to avoid the problem of poor results, I specially added a donkey whip." The old woman's expression was a little depressed when she clenched her nostrils: "I didn't expect that the baby born by the queen would look exactly the same as a donkey. It seems that she cannot change the formula in the future. As a hero, the old man who should have been prosperous and wealthy for the rest of her life was shrugged by the king in various ways. It's worthy of giving birth to a donkey son!!"

"So..., in order to revenge, you will shake out all the queen's secret rebellion harem, so that the whole country will know that the crown of the German king is full of green color?" Green's expression was sarcastic.

"Of course, I was so happy at that time that I almost laughed like a dog."

It seemed that when she recalled the scene at that time, the witch chuckled. Then, she was a little nervous and laughed louder and even lay on the ground and rolled straight!!

“2333333”

Green laughed, laughing with her hands and feet, but his hands and feet were not meaningless.

He first compared three fingers, then swung down the middle finger and index finger of the other hand, then made a pose of throwing objects with his left hand and fisted forward with his right hand. Finally, he supported his hands to support the ground and made a roar of Thomas, and stood up and compared a stern of [Oh] fist.

[After a while, I will suddenly play hide-and-seek with the old woman at the three stone pillars of the pavilion not far away. When I run to the dead corner of her sight, I will use things to attract her attention and attack her. You who are following her will take the opportunity to attack her lower plate, let her chew on the shit, and then we will win!!]

....

Jack really wanted to tell Green that he was in a state where he was unable to move and was controlled by the witch. The old woman who was crazy was definitely not the kind of strip that had no combat power and could only cook medicine soup.

If you really do that, it will definitely be the rhythm of the team pounce, and you must be cautious!!

Unfortunately, Jack still couldn't do anything except stare at him.

"Okay, OK, that's almost here."

After laughing enough, the witch slowly stood up, and her original laughing expression suddenly became ferocious and terrifying!!

She stared at Green fiercely, her hoarse and ugly voice was full of resentment: "Little pussy, you made me feel so happy before, right? You dared to take advantage of your great evil and cruel Lord Gewu, the world's number one, and I want to tie you up and use your tentacles to ruin it and sell it to the duck restaurant as a boy duck!!!"

He is petty, extremely revengeful, and strong in revenge. It seems that he is also a witch's personality trait. The poor king is the best example.

"If you want to be defeated, you should take action quickly!!"

The witch took the initiative to tear her face apart, which made Green, who had not praised her plan, suddenly stunned. He greeted his friends first, and then clenched his fists and punched the old lady's anus-like old face!!

However……

This is of no use.

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