Perhaps because of his excessive self-awareness, Suzumiya Haruhi passed by him with a refreshing fragrance, and then sat on the seat behind him. Ji Feng felt that the back of his head was furrowed by the sharp gaze that looked like an arrow, and his neck and ears began to get a little hot.

Although he wanted to look back and see if Haruhi was staring at him, in order to avoid alarming the snake, he did not do so in the end. Instead, Ryoko Asakura, who was sitting in the front row of the class and Taniguchi, who was sitting against the wall in the middle row, both pretended to be casually looking at the position behind him.

What kind of expression did Suzumiya Haruhi look like at this time? Ji Feng didn't hear anyone talking to behind her back. She must have crossed her hands in front of her at this time, and she seemed to be a little angry, staring at the back of the head of the male classmate in front who had never paid attention to what she looked like.

Although he did not look back, Ji Feng believed that this was what Chuni was like at this time.

Because he knows herself better than Haruhi himself, because Haruhi stares at herself in the mirror and will never be longer than Haruhi on the screen!

"...I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are people with cosmic humans in the future humans in other worlds, come to me! The above."

When the opening ceremony was over in the gymnasium, the head teacher and students who returned to Class 5 of Year 1 began to introduce themselves in turn, so someone resolutely announced his strange sexual fetish in full view of everyone.

However, this person is not Haruhi Suzumiya, but Ji Feng, a Chinese student sitting in front of Haruhi Suzumiya.

He succeeded, and at this moment everyone's eyes were focused on him, especially the one sitting behind him, as if he had cast a look at his vest that could pierce him.

“Ah…haha…ha…ha…

Ji Feng really likes to joke. Is this a Chinese-style joke?

Well, let’s continue with the next classmate.”

The head teacher Okabe smiled and perfunctorily passed the strange declaration that Ji Feng was not funny, but a girl sitting behind Ji Feng did not cooperate with him as the head teacher at all, and still looked at Ji Feng's tall back with shock.

“…

Next.

Next?

Next!

Hello! The girl behind Ji Feng? Although Ji Feng’s cold jokes are not funny, you don’t have to be shocked like this, right?

Hey, hey hey~ Can you hear me talking..."

"It's so noisy!!"

After Ji Feng sat down, the head teacher Okabe called the stunned Haruhi several times in a gentle tone, but was naturally scolded by Haruhi, which made the teacher feel quite embarrassed.

However, Haruhi had no intention of apologizing for her rude behavior just now. She stood up with a stern expression, stared at the Xuan'er on Ji Feng's head with her eyes hanging down, and repeated the personal speech of this Chinese student word by word:

"My name is Haruhi Suzumiya, and I graduated from Dongzhong.

I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are people with cosmic humans in the future humans in other worlds, come to me just by looking for me. The above!"

“Wow…”

"Hey... did you two make an appointment in advance? This joke is quite interesting, but it's not OK to tease the teacher like this."

Suzumiya Haruhi's "ingenious" self-introduction really caused a thrill in the whole class, but she was not proud of it. She didn't even look up at the head of the head teacher's slightly awkward smile from beginning to end. She just stared at the head of the Chinese student in front of her, as if she wanted to send some toxic radio waves to him through her thoughts.

"Well... go ahead, next one."

The class teacher, who had been asking for trouble, smacked his lips helplessly, and then chose to ignore the girl who seemed to be problematic, so that the first class meeting at the beginning of school could continue in normal order. However, Haruhi Suzumiya seemed to have deliberately opposed the teacher, and still stood there straight, showing that he refused to be ignored with his actions.

"That...Suzumiya classmate? You can sit down.

Can you sit down?"

“…”

Because in recent years, educational regulations have become increasingly inclined to strictly protect the physical and mental health of students, the head teacher does not dare to speak too loudly when talking to students with this problem, for fear that the PTA will be charged with using verbal violence to cause psychological trauma to students. Fortunately, this problematic girl who obviously looks like a good student finally sat down silently, which did not cause greater trouble to the head teacher who started having a headache on the first day of school.

What really hurts is Ji Feng, a Chinese student who never looks back even if his self-introduction was "plagiarized".

He only now knew that the feeling of heat at the back of his neck before the school ceremony was indeed just an excess of self-awareness, because Haruhi Suzumiya's gaze was much sharper than the warm sunshine in Haruhi. Now he felt that the back of his head seemed to be facing an oven with an open door, and the oven emitting an astonishing high temperature was still approaching him.

Ji Feng was very suspicious whether Haruhi Suzumiya had already lay on the table and directly watched herself at a very close distance of more than ten centimeters. However, judging from the expressions of the teacher and the classmates around her, she actually didn't do that, everything was just her own illusion.

After the storm caused by Ji Feng and Haruhi Suzumiya, two weird guys who were suspected of being friends and even a couple, the subsequent self-introduction began to become calm again.

However, it cannot be said that it is completely calm, because Ji Feng and Chun Ri were role models in front, and there were naturally a few boys who loved to show off to play tricks and make fun of themselves when introducing themselves. However, the two pearls and jades were in front, and the rest could not surpass them in "unexpected" aspects, so they did not feel "cool" at all, and were just regarded as funny characters who were unwilling to be lonely.

By the time the self-introduction was over, the students who had laughed several times had forgotten the weird speeches of Ji Feng and Haruhi Suzumiya before - to be precise, they did not forget them, but did not take them seriously, but just regarded them as a funny idea for entertaining the public. No one felt that those two people were really not interested in ordinary people.

Well, even if those two people really only like the universe, future people, etc., ordinary people cannot talk to them, right?
Chapter completed!