60 Fraud
"This, this is the 'Looking up at the Starry Sky Sect'? There is a look up at it, but where is the starry sky!"
When the newly released famous British cuisine "Looking up at the Starry Sky Pie" was served on the dining table, the black cat couldn't help but open his eyes wide and looked at the fish head on the pie, and felt an indescribable sadness from the empty eyes of the fish head.
This cruel dish that seems to be burying a few fish in a pie, revealing its head and tail, and then baking it in the oven has such a poetic name. This is simply fraudulent!
"Ah... I finally remembered that when Kirino and I came here to eat, Kirino was also quite shocked by this dish. I forgot such a weird dish."
After seeing the "Looking Up at the Starry Sky Sect", Ayase suddenly recalled the past. However, her mind was almost entirely on Kirino at that time, and she didn't pay much attention to this dark dish that should be left with a deep impression after just one glance.
"Haha...hehe...hehehe..."
Suddenly, before Ji Feng could speak, the black cat who had stared at the fish head with big eyes just now started to laugh. However, what she made was neither a cheerful smile nor an elegant smile, but a gloomy and low smile that was tilted with her head down and kept shaking her shoulders, suppressing the gloomy and low smile that was made by the black witch.
"I didn't expect that the 'Looking Up at the Starry Sky Sect' would be like this... It's really interesting, it's the best dish!"
After being surprised, the black cat's slender eyes suddenly widened a little, and a light of inexplicable interest radiated from it, which was exactly the opposite of the ordinary girl's fear and disgust expression.
However, what surprised Ji Feng even more was Ayase. Unexpectedly, this girl with a slightly obsessed with cleanliness was just a little surprised, and her face immediately returned to normal, and even a little excited expression appeared. She didn't seem to think that this dish would make people disgusting and scary at all.
"Huh? Strange, why are you not afraid of this dish? Is what you see in your eyes not the same style as what I see in my eyes?
Do you see the fish head with a mouth open and "Ask the sky silently", don't you feel a deep sadness - you die with your eyes open! Especially with the ironic name "Looking up at the starry sky", it's simply amazing!"
Ji Feng clearly expressed his doubts and confusion about the abnormal behavior of Black Cat and Ayase. He even pointed his hand at the fish head that was already burnt, and explained the "deep meaning" he felt from this dish in detail to them. However, he did not expect Black Cat to sneer at him with disdain:
"snort……
Brother, although I am better at cooking vegetables, since our family became more developed, there has been no shortage of fish or meat on the dining table, right?
Who do you think they make those dishes? Then do you think that I, who hold a knife to cut open the fish belly and often cut meat and bones, may scream at a mere fish head like those anime characters who can't even fry eggs?"
"Yes, senior, if it is an animal's head, it may be a bit scary, but such fish heads are quite common on the dining table, right?
Don’t you also bring such fish heads when roasting saury or spring fish? If it is a crispy fish head, it can not only supplement DHA, but also supplement trace elements such as calcium and phosphorus.”
Seeing the pure and kind little angel Ayase actually sang to the witch Black Cat, Ji Feng's face couldn't help but show a deceived expression.
He was fooled! But what deceived him was not the British who named the "Looking Up Starry Sky Pian", but Black Cat and Ayase! He was deeply deceived by Black Cat and Ayase's beautiful, cute, slender and weak appearance, and actually forgot that these two chefs can easily cut off the fish head while humming cheerful tunes!
——Not to mention cutting fish or animal muscles, Ayase can even use a kitchen knife that she is used to cutting human flesh after she turns black. How can ordinary girls take it lightly?
"I will never believe in love again!"
Inexplicably, Ji Feng sighed to the sky like a fish head on the table. Ayase didn't know why he suddenly mentioned the word "love" that makes people blush and shy, but the black cat, who is also an otaku, guessed the meaning of this joke by relying on instinct, and then he smiled and unraveled Ji Feng:
"Don't care, don't you think this dish is sublimated because of the name of this kind?
Let’s start eating now, I’ll give you this fish head, after all, you are our ‘Leader’.”
The black cat obviously divided the fish head in the middle of the sect to Ji Feng because of some evil taste of "not being told by others". However, she actually had a misunderstanding. Ji Feng just used the word "love" to replace it because he could not shout "I will never believe in women anymore" in front of several girls.
As a Chinese, how could he not even dare to eat fish heads? Chop pepper fish heads, casserole fish heads, fish head soups, fish head hotpots and other things are all delicious, and you can eat them without removing the heads!
"For my sister to eat fish heads, I was so moved that my tears were about to shed!"
He was gnawing on the grilled fish head without two taels of meat in his mouth. Ji Feng pretended to cry and raised his hand to cover his eyes. Black Cat originally didn't want to respond to his superficial sarcas, but when he saw Ayase looking at him with a smile, the black cat who was not only good at poisonous tongue but also black-bellied turned his eyes and immediately came up with an idea that could allow Ji Feng to shoot himself in the foot:
"Onisan, ah..."
Taking advantage of his convenience of sitting next to Ji Feng, the black cat directly pressed his body to Ji Feng's arm and handed the fork to Ji Feng's mouth. Ji Feng was startled by her sudden intimate behavior. However, when he woke up and wanted to escape, he found that the other hand of the black cat had quietly gone from behind to the other side of his body, and also pinched a large piece of soft flesh on his waist.
"Onisan, don't be shy. Don't you like being fed by your sisters the most when you're at home?"
Of course, the black cat maliciously slandered Ji Feng's reputation in Ayase's face. Although Ji Feng had keenly seen her sinister intentions, when he saw the pretty face that was flushed, he could only eat the food on the black cat's fork with gratitude and tears, so that her clumsy plot would succeed.
Chapter completed!